This is I’m Just Ken by Ryan Gosling from The Barbie movie, rewritten to elicit how much Nick Suzuki probably wants to play for Seattle where the perfect opportunity lies for him to partner with Suzuki Motors as their logo is eerily similar to that of the Kraken.
I’m Just Nick
Didn’t ask to be the Habs captain
A role that I’ve crapped in
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Nick, anywhere else I'd be the sh*t
Is it my destiny to find a great co-branding opportunity?
I'm just Nick
Where I see Kraken, I also see my name
What will it take for them to see the man behind the plan and stand by me?
I wanna know what it's like to know, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Will I be even cooler when I wear that teal thing?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Nickergy?
Feels so real, my Nickergy
Can you feel the Nickergy?
Feels so real, my Nickergy
'Cause I'm just Nick, anywhere else I'd be the sh*t
Is it my destiny to find a great co-branding opportunity?
I'm just Nick
Where I see Kraken, I also see my name
What will it take for them to see the man behind the plan and stand by me?
I'm just Nick (and I'm the sh*t)
Plus Suzuki and I will be a fit
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Nick
My name's Nick (and so am I)
Put that Stanley plan in mind
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Nick
Baby, I'm just Nick (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)