SalarySwishSalarySwish

My lightning poem

Created by: Hedman4Norris
Team: 2019-20 Tampa Bay Lightning
Initial Creation Date: Dec. 2, 2019
Published: Dec. 2, 2019
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
*clears throat* it is early in this lovely hockey season the birds are singing the Bruins and capitals are winning it seems like a normal season. The leafs are changing and the Habs fans are currently ragging (understandably). The weather is not right though there have been flashes of lightning and drops of rain. The lightning have been inconsistent and that brings me pain. Winning back to back games, crushing the Rangers that was insane. . . But play against real teams nononono this would change. You choked against the caps bringing back memories, losing a nail bitter against the blues I can't stand for these (close but not enough) and finally being down 3-0 to the hurricanes but coming back!!!!! . . . And losing 3-2 man that is not enough.

This team is the embodiment of inconsistent. I cannot wait to lose in the first round this year it seems imminent

Poem conclusion
-Fin
Buyouts
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2020
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2021
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2022
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
21$81,500,000$79,862,498$0$1,362,500$1,637,502
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$8,500,000$8,500,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 5
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$6,750,000$6,750,000
C, RW
UFA - 3
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$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
UFA - 8
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$5,300,000$5,300,000
LW, RW
NTC
UFA - 3
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$728,333$728,333 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$5,166,666$5,166,666
C, LW, RW
NTC
UFA - 6
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$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
RW, C, LW
NTC
UFA - 5
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$728,333$728,333 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$700,000$700,000
LW
UFA - 1
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$1,650,000$1,650,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 2
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$864,167$864,167
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$7,875,000$7,875,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 6
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$1,750,000$1,750,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 1
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 1
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$6,750,000$6,750,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 7
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$697,500$697,500 (Performance Bonus$147,500$148K)
RD
UFA - 1
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$1,300,000$1,300,000
G
UFA - 2
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$894,166$894,166 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD/RD
UFA - 1
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$1,300,000$1,300,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$700,000$700,000
RD
UFA - 1
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$4,450,000$4,450,000
RW, LW
NTC
UFA - 4
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$1,700,000$1,700,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 2

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Dec. 2, 2019 at 7:06 a.m.
#1
CHI NYI
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Whatever you’re doing with your life, stop doing it and pursue poetry full time. Please.
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Dec. 2, 2019 at 7:18 a.m.
#2
BOLT LOVER
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Well done .. but I think they have been consistently inconsistent .. a middle of the road team who doesnt beat good teams only bad teams .. without some changes a playoff spot is not guaranteed
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Dec. 2, 2019 at 8:38 a.m.
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Biased Opinion
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*snaps fingers repeatedly*
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