team thirst trap

Created by: bunnymcfoo

Team: 2020-21 Custom Team

Initial Creation Date: Nov. 13, 2020

Published: Nov. 18, 2020

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Legend

Left Handed

Original Team

Waivers Exempt

Right Handed

Position

Trade Clause

Max Perf. Bonus

Expiry Status

Term Remaining

McDavid, Connor

$12,500,000 ( Performance Bonus

$250,000)

NMC

UFA - 5

Description

Absolutely no attention was paid to the salary cap here. None whatsoever. This roster was constructed entirely based upon how attractive the players are in my opinion, though they're not in any particular order. I did try to avoid duplicating teams *too* much but you're just gonna have to give me the Sharks, Avs, and Panthers - there was really no avoiding doubling up on those teams.

No idea how good this team would be - though I suspect they'd sure put up the points! - but man, they'd definitely be prettier than any team they faced.

Differing opinions will be duly considered, but it'd take a lot to sway me on this roster. Also, yes, I realize this is a very silly thing to do, but I'm a Sharks fan and there's not a lot for me to say about our roster right now other than "Please suck so we can pick high, pretty please with sugar on top"

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$81,500,000	$123,352,096	$0	$3,075,000	-$41,852,096

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Svechnikov, Andrei $925,000$925,000 ($2,650,000$3M) LW, RW UFA - 1	Zibanejad, Mika $5,350,000$5,350,000 C NMC UFA - 2	Draisaitl, Leon $8,500,000$8,500,000 C, LW UFA - 5
Landeskog, Gabriel $5,571,429$5,571,429 LW, C M-NTC UFA - 1	Barzal, Mathew $6,500,000$6,500,000	Boeser, Brock $5,875,000$5,875,000 RW UFA - 2
Benn, Jamie $9,500,000$9,500,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 5		Fiala, Kevin $3,000,000$3,000,000 RW, LW UFA - 1
Kane, Evander $7,000,000$7,000,000 LW, RW M-NTC UFA - 5	Karlsson, William $5,900,000$5,900,000 C M-NTC UFA - 7	Wilson, Tom $5,166,667$5,166,667 RW M-NTC UFA - 4
	Suzuki, Nick $863,333$863,333 ($425,000$425K) C UFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
	Karlsson, Erik $10,000,000$10,000,000 RD NMC UFA - 7	Merzlikins, Elvis $4,000,000$4,000,000 G UFA - 2
Hedman, Victor $7,875,000$7,875,000 LD NMC UFA - 5	Ekblad, Aaron $7,500,000$7,500,000 RD UFA - 5	Nilsson, Anders $2,600,000$2,600,000 G UFA - 1
Josi, Roman $9,059,000$9,059,000 LD NMC UFA - 8	Parayko, Colton $5,500,000$5,500,000 RD UFA - 2
Graves, Ryan $3,166,667$3,166,667 LD UFA - 3

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Letang, Kris $7,250,000$7,250,000 RD M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2
Wennberg, Alexander $2,250,000$2,250,000 C UFA - 1

Top Comments

Nov. 18, 2020 at 2:03 p.m.

ConnorMcJesus

The other ones Drai

Joined: Apr. 2019

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How is Lundquivst not on here?

Nov. 18, 2020 at 2:07 p.m.

bunnymcfoo

oh how i suffer

Joined: Feb. 2019

Posts: 852

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Quoting: ConnorMcJesus

How is Lundquivst not on here?

Hank's not there because he looks entirely too much like my cousin and while they're both objectively extremely good looking men, I just cannot personally think of them as being thirst traps. I can't. It wigs me out.

I probably should have disclaimed that. Huh.