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Im alot Smarter than u- Im Always Right- Follow as a 2022 Pens Off-Season Plan

Created by: Sidstick87
Team: 2022-23 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: May 27, 2022
Published: Jun. 5, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Original Team
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Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
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▐▐ ▬(MY)▬ {2022-2023) Pittsburgh Pens Team is a base Start of what every Pens Fan should Pray to Happen.▐▐

** {If ur NOT making major changes OR Re-Tooling this team, well ur probably Not the Brightest Bulb in the Pack} **

→→→ The Pens MUST get : A LOT YOUNGER (anyway possible) ▬ MUCH BIGGER & TOUGHER (add size on every line) ▬ DESPERATELY FASTER (entire line-up) ▬ BACK-UP GOALIE BETTER ←←←

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▐▐▐ I'm "The Hockey God Genius" ▬ I'm a lot smarter than you ▬ I'm Never wrong ▬ even if I'd ever make a mistake ▬ I'd end up being Right in the long run ▬ I'm Cursed by My Hockey Brilliance ▐▐▐


♦♦♦♦♦ For last 3+ years I have Called it & SAID :

► We must get a Real Back-Up Goalie for 1st yr Starter Jarry 3yrs ago & every year after === Back-Up Goalie Costed us the last 2 yrs in Playoffs
► For 9 years the Pens MUST get Rakell, Pens fans said he was overrated ▬ BUT ▬ he was (Like I always said) a PERFECT Fit here.
► For last 5yrs this team desperately needed 1 to 2 Physical / Tough players (Not Fighters) just size & push back === We get Beat on, Rag Dolled, & Bullied out of Playoffs
► How great McCann will be as a 3C/Top6 LWer when we Traded for him, not Bjugstad
▲ We will regret Trading McCann for next 5+yrs, 1 of the Worst decisions ever (Should have Traded pick to keep him)
► Marino #6 would be in Top 6 when we Traded for him ▬ (So Underrated at Harvard, in Fox's shadow)
► Got LOL'd at for saying Zucker was a HORRIBLE Trade & we should have got Fiala ▬ {PIT & MIN fans actually called me crazy, yah maybe crazy smart?}
► Ceci would be a perfect fit in our D-System @ $1.25m Per
► How bad & wasted that Marleau Trade was
► Hated giving away Kahun for Sheary but liked ERod as #13 Forward
► How I Liked the Kappy Trade & REMEMBER he's only 25 & most likely only had his 1 down year that all 23-25yr old players have 95% of the time
► LOVED the Matheson Trade, while everyone cried about it. ▬ {We Traded a 35yr old 4th liner FOR a 26yr old Top 4 skating unicorn & Pens fans were mad?}
► Loved the Carter Trade ▬ BUT said NO-WAY to that horrible extension


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▐▐▐ {3} - TEAM TRADE ▬▬ [PIT] ▬▬ [ANA] ▬▬ [BUF] ▬▬ "Break-Down" ▐▐▐


▬▬▬ [BUF] get ▬▬▬
► L/W- D. Heinen - [RFA Rights] ~ {Heiny Signs : 3yrs @ $2.5m Per}
► LW- J. Zucker - ($5.5m)
► C/LW- F. Hallander - ($764,)

▬▬▬ [PIT] get ▬▬▬
► C/LW- I. Lundestrom - [RFA Rights] ~ {Lundestrom Signs : 3yrs @ $2.1m Per}
► LW- M. Comtois - ($2.037m)
► L/W- R. Asplund - ($825,)
► RHD- I. Moore - ($811,)
► 2023 - 3rd Round Pick [ANA]

▬▬▬ [ANA] get ▬▬▬
► LHD- B. Dumoulin - ($4.1m) ~ {Dumo Signs : 4yr Ext. @ $5.75m Per}
► L/W- V. Olofsson - [RFA Rights] ~ {Olofsson Signs : 3yrs @ $3.75m Per}
► C/RW- E. Rodrigues - [UFA Rights] ~ {ERod Signs : 2yrs @ $2m Per}


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**** LTIR LIST ===== Top 12 ▬ Pens 23 & Under "Prospect List"

▬ TAXI SQUAD LIST ==== Pens 1st Call ups {bc we are always in Top 5 in MGL} + 3- Goalies, well just because
~ Also Included from "Prospect List" : C/LW- S. Poulin #22 ▬ L/W- V. Puustine #76 ▬ LW- J. Bellerive #64

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Free Agent Signings
RESERVE LISTYEARSCAP HIT
3$862,000
3$852,000
3$811,000
1$792,000
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$775,000
3$2,100,000
3$3,400,000
2$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
5$7,958,000
3$7,000,000
6$4,900,000
2$1,750,000
1$850,000
1$3,500,000
1$750,000
1$800,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Lambert, Brad
3$925,000
Trades
1.
PIT
  1. Asplund, Rasmus
  2. Olofsson, Victor [RFA Rights]
Additional Details:
~ (Olofsson to ANA) ~
BUF
  1. Hållander, Filip
  2. Heinen, Danton [RFA Rights]
  3. Zucker, Jason
Additional Details:
▐▐ START of {3} - TEAM TRADE ▐▐
~~~~ [ANA] ---- [PIT] ---- [BUF] ~~~~
*(Break-Down in Description Part)*
2.
PIT
  1. Comtois, Maxime
  2. Lundeström, Isac [RFA Rights]
  3. Moore, Ian [Reserve List]
  4. 2023 3rd round pick (ANA)
Additional Details:
▬ Lundestrom Signs : 3yrs @ $2.1m Per


▐▐ END of {3} - TEAM TRADE ▐▐
~~~~ [ANA] ---- [PIT] ---- [BUF] ~~~~
*(Break-Down in Description Part)*
ANA
  1. Dumoulin, Brian
Additional Details:
▬ Dumo Signs : 4yr Ext. @ $5.75m Per

2. OLOFSSON, Victor - [RFA Rights]
▬ Oloffson Signs :, 3yrs @ $3.75m Per

3. RODRIGUES, Evan - [UFA Rights]
▬ ERod Signs : 2yrs @ $1.9m Per
3.
PIT
  1. Gurianov, Denis [RFA Rights]
Additional Details:
▬ Gurianov Signs : 3yrs @ $3.4m Per
DAL
  1. Kapanen, Kasperi [RFA Rights]
Additional Details:
▬ Kappy Signs : 1yr @ $2.1m Per

~ Fairest Trade Possible ~
Both : 24-25yrs old ▬ RFA's ▬ 11 Goals ▬ 31-34 Points ▬ had a down year ▬ had previous NHL success
4.
PIT
  1. Frederic, Trent
Additional Details:
* Frederic is tough & physical but I also think he has more skill than shown.
BOS
  1. McGinn, Brock
Additional Details:
~ [BOS] needs a better bottom 6
~ [PIT] needs toughness
5.
PIT
  1. 2022 1st round pick (SJS)
  2. 2022 7th round pick (SJS)
Additional Details:
► 22' - 1st Rdr [SJS] - (#11 Overall)
Pens Select :
► C/RW- Brad Lambert - {Finland}


▬ "IF" Lambert is still there at #11, I would 100% do whatever it takes to Trade up to get Lambert.
SJS
  1. Gruden, Jonathan
  2. Zohorna, Radim
  3. 2022 1st round pick (PIT)
  4. 2023 2nd round pick (PIT)
Additional Details:
► 22' - 1st Rdr [PIT] - (#21 Overall)
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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Logo of the PIT
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Logo of the SJS
2023
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Logo of the ANA
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
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2024
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$80,087,342$0$0$2,412,658

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,900,000$4,900,000
RW, LW
UFA - 6
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$7,000,000$7,000,000
C
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$5,125,000$5,125,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$2,037,500$2,037,500
LW
RFA - 1
$2,100,000$2,100,000
C, LW
RFA - 2
$3,400,000$3,400,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$1,050,000$1,050,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,200,000$2,200,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$825,000$825,000
LW, C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,125,000$3,125,000
RW, C
NMC
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,025,175$4,025,175
LD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$7,958,000$7,958,000
RD
UFA - 6
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,875,000$4,875,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
UFA - 5
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$775,000$775,000
LD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$800,000$800,000
RD
UFA - 2
$1,750,000$1,750,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$850,000$850,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$775,000$775,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Lambert, Brad
$925,000$925,000
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$863,333$863,333
C, LW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$862,000$862,000
G
RFA
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$842,500$842,500 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$789,167$789,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
RW
RFA - 2
$811,000$811,000
RD
RFA
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$852,000$852,000
C
RFA
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000
C
UFA
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$859,167$859,167 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
C
RFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$859,167$859,167 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
C
RFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$859,167$859,167 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
G
RFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$925,000$925,000
RW
RFA - 2
Taxi Squad
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
RW, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
LW
RFA
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
C, RW
UFA - 1
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
LD/RD
UFA
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
RD
UFA - 1
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
RD
UFA - 1
$800,000$800,000 ($0$0$0$0)
G
UFA - 2
$750,000$750,000 ($0$0$0$0)
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$925,000$925,000 ($0$0$0$0)
G
RFA - 1

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Jun. 5, 2022 at 2:48 p.m.
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There’s no reason why San Jose would drop 10 spots for that
Jun. 5, 2022 at 2:50 p.m.
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A big no thanks from Anaheim
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Jun. 5, 2022 at 2:50 p.m.
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For someone who's a lot smarter than the rest of us, your grammar is horrendous.
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Jun. 5, 2022 at 2:51 p.m.
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Why would Buffalo do that, that's bad. Buffalo declines
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Jun. 5, 2022 at 3:02 p.m.
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If the offer was Gurianov for Kapanen as a 1-for-1 swap, Dallas declines. Pittsburgh would have to add something to get Dallas to make that swap.
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