SalarySwishSalarySwish

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Created by: okrepps185
Team: 2017-18 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Jan. 4, 2018
Published: Jan. 4, 2018
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Free Agent Signings
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
Pile of Crap, Wet
2$2,000,000
Cone #22, Pilon
3$2,000,000
Cone #28, Pilon
3$2,000,000
Cone #28, Pilon
3$2,000,000
Cone #4, Pilon
3$5,500,000
Cone #58, Pilon
5$7,500,000
Jake Guentzal, 2016-2017
2$700,000
Potash, Dan
2$700,000
Lange, Mike
2$700,000
Trades
1.
PIT
    8th round draft pick (2016)
    2.
    PIT
      Wet pile of crap
      3.
      PIT
        An autographed Matt Cullen stick
        4.
        PIT
          4 orange pilon cones wth numbers #58 #22 #4 and #28 written on with a black sharpie
          5.
          PIT
            2016-2017 Jake Guentzal
            DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
            2018
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            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the VAN
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the DET
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            2019
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the MIN
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            2020
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            Logo of the PIT
            ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
            21$75,000,000$65,163,746$50,000$622,500$9,836,254
            Left WingCentreRight Wing
            Jake Guentzal, 2016-2017
            $700,000$700,000
            $8,700,000$8,700,000
            C
            NMC
            UFA - 8
            $6,800,000$6,800,000
            RW
            M-NTC, NMC
            UFA - 5
            Pile of Crap, Wet
            $2,000,000$2,000,000
            $9,500,000$9,500,000
            C
            NMC
            UFA - 5
            $4,250,000$4,250,000
            RW
            M-NTC
            UFA - 1
            Lange, Mike
            $700,000$700,000
            Potash, Dan
            $700,000$700,000
            $692,500$692,500 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
            RW, LW
            UFA - 1
            $692,500$692,500 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
            RW, LW
            UFA - 1
            $2,075,000$2,075,000
            LW, C
            UFA - 1
            $625,000$625,000
            RW
            UFA - 1
            Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
            $3,333,225$3,333,225
            LD
            UFA - 5
            $964,688$964,688
            LD/RD
            UFA - 1
            $3,750,000$3,750,000
            G
            UFA - 3
            Cone #28, Pilon
            $2,000,000$2,000,000
            Cone #58, Pilon
            $7,500,000$7,500,000
            $630,833$630,833 (Performance Bonus$257,500$258K)
            G
            UFA - 1
            Cone #4, Pilon
            $5,500,000$5,500,000
            Cone #28, Pilon
            $2,000,000$2,000,000
            Cone #22, Pilon
            $2,000,000$2,000,000
            ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
            $4,100,000$4,100,000
            LD
            UFA - 6
            $650,000$650,000
            RD
            UFA - 2
            $640,000$640,000
            RW, LW
            UFA - 1
            $612,500$612,500
            C, RW
            UFA - 1

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            Jan. 4, 2018 at 10:58 p.m.
            #1
            Jimmy Stu
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            Maybe you can sell/give away the cones to a local construction company in need? Reuse and recycle!
            Jan. 5, 2018 at 6:51 a.m.
            #2
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            Joined: Jan. 2017
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            Stars for the humorous effort! cheers
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