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The real stan

Created by: Sharp_10
Team: 2018-19 Chicago Blackhawks
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 13, 2018
Published: Jul. 13, 2018
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
Not that fake account that thinks he's funny.

Current team with no moves

.....and waiting for the fake Bowman 1 star for no apparent reason
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2019
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2020
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2021
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$79,500,000$66,330,545$1,232,500$1,907,500$13,169,455
Left WingCentreRight Wing
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 3
$10,500,000$10,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 5
$750,000$750,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 2
$833,750$833,750
C, LW
RFA - 1
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RW, C
UFA - 1
$2,625,000$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 5
$778,333$778,333 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
LW, RW
UFA - 2
$4,550,000$4,550,000
C, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$925,000$925K)
LW, RW, C
UFA - 1
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 1
$2,775,000$2,775,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 1
$925,000$925,000
C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
$5,538,462$5,538,462
LD
NMC
UFA - 5
$2,250,000$2,250,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
$2,250,000$2,250,000
LD
UFA - 2
$3,850,000$3,850,000
RD
UFA - 4
$3,000,000$3,000,000
G
NMC
UFA - 1
$1,200,000$1,200,000
LD
UFA - 2
$6,875,000$6,875,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 6
$750,000$750,000
G
UFA - 1
$872,500$872,500
LD
UFA - 1
$925,000$925,000
RD
RFA - 3

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Jul. 13, 2018 at 11:05 p.m.
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Jesus christ you two, get a ******* room...
Jul. 13, 2018 at 11:07 p.m.
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Edited Jul. 13, 2018 at 11:19 p.m.
Quoting: JackBurton
Jesus christ you two, get a ******* room...


only if he pays for it wink But i can't help that he hates on my (realistic) teams and terms and he makes unrealistic teams and thinks he's funny.
Jul. 13, 2018 at 11:29 p.m.
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Quoting: Sharp_10
only if he pays for it wink But i can't help that he hates on my (realistic) teams and terms and he makes unrealistic teams and thinks he's funny.


Well, he does love to toss money around...

See if you can pry a Binny's coupon out of him while you're at it.
Jul. 13, 2018 at 11:36 p.m.
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Quoting: JackBurton
Well, he does love to toss money around...

See if you can pry a Binny's coupon out of him while you're at it.


Honestly, I don't think Bowman was the one who wanted to lock Seabs up....the real man in power is McDonough, and his business mind wanted this core to be immortalized....I believe he had a big say in the Kane and Toews deals too....but I could be wrong.

But no question, McDonough is the real boss...(only to rocky that is)
Jul. 14, 2018 at 12:34 a.m.
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Quoting: Sharp_10
Honestly, I don't think Bowman was the one who wanted to lock Seabs up....the real man in power is McDonough, and his business mind wanted this core to be immortalized....I believe he had a big say in the Kane and Toews deals too....but I could be wrong.

But no question, McDonough is the real boss...(only to rocky that is)


I would agree with you, except that interview that Stan did about a month or two ago, I can't recall who with, but he was asked something about being worried about Seabs' contract as a future albatross, and Stan gave this kind of offended look and said "Seabrooks contract? I'm not worried about that contract." Like he couldn't believe he was being asked that question. Which made me wonder many things about his sanity and judgment, but it seemed very clear to me in that moment that the contract was his doing.

I love Seabs, but he's the victim of the game changing dramatically in a very short amount of time to being a speed race, and he's too fat for that. When he came to camp in 2016, he looked lean as hell. But that sadly changed halfway through the season and he's been struggling since. It's on him to come into camp again this year lean, and really work on his foot speed, and maybe we're not having these conversations anymore.
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