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Predictions by 2033:
1) Blue lines will have censors with lighting that can detect if a player has gone offside or not
2) Coaches challenges will cease to exist
3) Goalie interference will still not make any freaking sense
4) There will have been two lockouts in the 15 years between now and then
5) Fans will have run Eugene Melnyk out of the city
6) Vancouver will have had 15 consecutive 5th overall picks in the draft
7) Connor McDavid, Jack Hughes, and Rasmus Dahlin force opponents to just surrender and forfeit overtime periods to Edmonton
8) Quebec City will apply for a team...but be denied
9) Delay of game penalties will be reduced to one minute
10) Brendan Shanahan replaces Bill Daley; Matt Cooke joins George Parros in player safety; Gary Bettman continues in his old, fragile voice, with his head awkwardly shaking up, down, left, right, muttering the same words: “We have a trade to announce”