Atlantic

Boston Bruins: Pastrnak leads team in scoring with 85+ points
Buffalo Sabres: Dahlin gets more points than Ristolainen
Detroit Redwings: Dead Last Finish
Florida Panthers: 3rd in the Atlantic Breaking 100 points
Montreal Canadiens: Bottom 3 finish in the league despite Price earning over a 920 SVP
Ottawa Senators: Stone Traded Before Karlsson
Tampa Bay: Presidents Trophy winners
Toronto: Conference Finals Finish

Metropolitan
Carolina Hurricanes: Svechnikov leads team in goals with 30+
Columbus: Jones and Werenski break 55 points
New Jersey: Finish bottom of the Division with 80< points
Islanders: Lee still breaks 30 goals and Barzal still breaks 75 points
Rangers: Just miss playoffs by 5< points
Philadelphia: Provorov finishes top 5 in norris votes
Pittsburgh: Win Cup
Washington: Oshie breaks 70 points IF HEALTHY

Central

Chicago: lottery winners with 5th worse record
Colorado: Mackinnon still breaks 90 points despite avs missing playoffs
Dallas: Makes playoffs with 100+ points
Minnesota: Miss playoffs by 10+ points
Nashville: Lose first round
St Louis: O'reilly finishes with 85+ points with tarasenko winning Richard
Winnipeg: Losing Cup Finals

Pacific
Anaheim: Finish Below Arizona
Arizona: Raanta finishes with 35+ wins and a 930SVP ( Next Dubnyk)
Calgary: Last WC team
Oilers: Mcdavid wins art ross...again
Los Angelas: Kovalchuk finishes with 35+goals
San Jose: Burns breaks 30 goals again
Vancouver: Pettersson leads team in scoring
Vegas: Will place a bid to host a outdoor game for 2020

These are bold predictions, so if they seem crazy, that's the whole point:

Anaheim: Misses Playoffs
Arizona: Makes Playoffs
Boston: Heinen scores 60 points
Buffalo: Team gets at least 80 points (misses playoffs still)
Calgary: Neal scores 30+ goals, Lindholm scores 50+ points, but they still miss the playoffs
Carolina: Aho gets 80 points
Chicago: Under 70 points
Colorado: MacKinnon get 90+ points for the 2nd straight year
Columbus: Bob wins Vezina
Dallas: Radulov gets less than 60 points
Detroit: Last in NHL
Edmonton: They are in the playoffs
Florida: Borgstrom scores 60+ points right away
Los Angeles: No playoffs
Minnesota: Staal gets 90+ points (SUPER bold prediction, i know)
Montreal: Better than Chicago
Nashville: Rinaldo makes the lineup (even though he shouldn't)
New Jersey: Johnansson struggles again
NY Islanders: Lee scores 30+ goals playing with Barzal, but team finishes with less than 70 points
NY Rangers: Zuccarello is NOT traded and he re-signs with the Rangers
Ottawa: Erik Karlsson re-signs long-term (I know, another very bold prediction)
Philadelphia: Couturier is up for the Selke again
Pittsburgh: Schultz gets 60+ points
San Jose: Burns scores 80+ points
St. Louis: Tarasenko scores 45+ goals
Tampa Bay: Gourde scores less than 40 points
Toronto: Goes to round 3 but loses in 7 games
Vancouver: Sutter scores 50+ points (Yes, i just said that)
Vegas: William Karlsson gets less than 60 points
Washington: Back to the Stanley Cup final
Winnipeg: Laine scores 60+ goals in regular season and at least 15 in playoffs as the Jets bring the cup back to Canada

Atlantic
Boston Bruins: Rask gets injured right before the playoffs, forcing Halak to backstop the team through at least one round.
Buffalo Sabres: Skinner pots 40 goals.
Detroit Redwings: Zadina doesn't crack 30 points.
Florida Panthers: Despite having one of the best offenses in the league, they barely squeak into the final WC spot and get swept in the first round after Yandle declines hard, Pysyk gets injured, and Ekblad is forced to carry the blue line in front of a declining Luongo and an average Reimer.
Montreal Canadiens: Petry hits 50 points with Weber being out most of the season, and is second in points.
Ottawa Senators: They actually finish outside the bottom 5.
Tampa Bay: McDonagh declines hard, making the contract he just signed look really bad.
Toronto: Nylander gets 61 points AGAIN.

Metropolitan
Carolina Hurricanes: Svechnikov leads team in goals with 30+ and wins the Calder.
Columbus: Misses out on the playoffs after Bobrovsky gets hurt and Korpisalo is underwhelming.
New Jersey: Finishes 3rd in the division.
Islanders: Lee and Bailey decline hard without Tavares, but Nelson improves tremendously leading to a long term contract extension, but then starts to suck again making the contract look terrible.
Rangers: Lundqvist finishes top 5 in Vezina votes.
Philadelphia: Giroux and Couturier both fall back down to earth.
Pittsburgh: Letang declines hard leading to trade and buyout rumors.
Washington: Kuznetsov underwhelms, leading to Backstrom getting put back with Ovechkin.

Central
Chicago: Toews finishes as a Selke finalist.
Colorado: Misses the playoffs as Varlamov and Grubauer underwhelm.
Dallas: Spezza experiences a resurgence, scoring 20+ goals and 50+ points.
Minnesota: Koivu wins the Selke due to being snubbed for so many years a la Drew Doughty.
Nashville: Second line underwhelms and the top lone carries the scoring, but they still win the President's Trophy.
St Louis: Pietrangelo wins the Norris.
Winnipeg: Hellebuyck returns to average, .915-917 SV%

Pacific
Anaheim: Gibson wins the Vezina.
Arizona: Galchenyuk scores 30+ goals.
Calgary: Barely miss playoffs, but nab a top 3 lottery spot.
Oilers: Win the Pacific.
Los Angeles: Three 30 goals scorers (Toffoli, Kovalchuk, Carter).
San Jose: Hertl scores fewer than 20 goals.
Vancouver: Boeser scores fewer than 30 goals.
Vegas: Fleury finishes with a SV% below .915.

Anaheim - Gibson leads the league in SV%, but Anaheim misses the playoffs
Arizona - Galchenyuk hits 65 points, Raanta wins 35 games and the Yotes are in the ‘loffs
Boston - Pastrnak leads the league in power play points
Buffalo - Mittelstadt wins the Calder with a 25-35-60
Calgary - Mike Smith scores another goal
Carolina - Teravainen and Aho are the two highest scoring Fins in the league, after Barkov
Chicago - Debrincat, Schmaltz and Kane becomes one of the best lines in hockey, but the Hawks are a bottom-six team
Colorado - Jost hits 55 points, Grubauer wins 30 games in 50 starts
Columbus - Atkinson scores 35 goals, Jones is a Norris finalist
Dallas - Tyler Seguin scores 45 goals and gets a MASSIVE payday
Detroit - Dylan Larkin is over a point per game
Edmonton - RNH scores 70 points with McDavid all year
Florida - Barkov gets 90 points, wins the Selke and leads the Panthers into the 2nd round
Los Angeles - Jeff Carter gets MVP votes
Minnesota - Dubnyk has his worst year since joining Minnesota, Wild miss the playoffs
Montreal - Almost as bad as the 2016-17 Colorado Avalanche
Nashville - Ryan Ellis gets more Norris votes than Roman Josi, Saros is the starter by 2019
New Jersey - Hischier hits 65 points, but NJ misses the playoffs
NY Islanders - Lee, Nelson and Eberle are all traded by the deadline and leave the Islanders with 3 1sts in 2019
Ottawa - After EK, Stone and Duchene get traded, Ottawa wins 3 games after the trade deadline
Philadelphia - Provorov scores 50 points, finishes top 10 in Norris voting
Pittsburgh - Geno finishes 3rd in the Art Ross
San Jose - Martin Jones is the Vezina runner-up
St. Louis - ROR’s 70 points and Tarasenko’s 40 goals help win the Central
Tampa - Palat and Johnson each hit 55 points
Toronto - Freddy wins the Vezina with a .925 SV%
Vancouver - Markstrom gets a .920 SV%
Vegas - Colin Miller hits 50 points
Washington - Jakub Vrana’s 45 point season leads to a Burakovsky trade
Winnipeg - 2019 Stanley Cup Champs

Anaheim - Gibson wins Vezina and Perry has 40 goals and 96 points
Arizona - Keller scores 50 gpals
Boston - Rask is fifth in vezina voting and wins the jennings trophy for fewest goals against
Buffalo - Eichel has 95 points and Dahlin wins Norris and Calder
Calgary - Elias Lindholm has 85 points
Carolina - Svechnikov scores 30 goals and leads the team in goals and finishes 2nd in calder voting
Chicago - Saad scores 45 goals
Colorado - Mackinnon is league MVP and Ottawa's Pick wins the lottery and they get Hughes
Columbus - Panarin traded at deadline
Dallas - Benn leads the team in points with 106 and with the art ross
Detroit - Zadina scores 25 goals and 55 points
Edmonton - Mcdavid has 97 points and oilers miss playoffs again
Florida - Barkov leads the team in points
Los Angeles - Quick has 46 wins and Kings win division
Minnesota - Dubnyk has 35 wins and minnesota wins division
Montreal - last place finish pick fourth at draft after losing lottery
Nashville - wins the cup over washington
New Jersey - Hall leads team in points with 85 and Hischier leads team in goals with 35
NY Islanders - 3rd worst team
NY Rangers - Zuccarello traded a deadline as well as Hayes and Staal
Ottawa - Erik Karlsson traded at deadline as well as Stone and Duchene
Philadelphia - Giroux is traded after the flyers are 4th worst team at TDL
Pittsburgh - Kessel leads the team in points
San Jose - Kane scores 34 goals
St. Louis - O'Reilly has 85 points
Tampa - Kucherov scores 60 and win the Maurice Richard
Toronto - Mathews leads the team in points
Vancouver - Pettersson leads team in points with 60
Vegas - Fleury is third Vezina voting
Washington - Kuznetsov lead team with 93 points
Winnipeg - Trouba traded at TDL

Atlantic Division:
Boston Bruins: McAvoy records 60+ points; Pasternak leafs team in scoring
Buffalo Sabres: Jack Eichel notches 85 or more points; Skinner scores 40 playing on his wing; team just misses playoffs
Detroit Red Wings: Zadina finishes second in Calder voting; Larkin gets 75+ points
Florida Panthers: Mike Hoffman gets injured within the first month, allowing Henrik Borgstrom to shine in the top 6
Montreal Canadiens: Carey Price rebounds, Matthew Peca ends the season as their 1C; Domi fails to crack 30 points
Ottawa Senators: team gets poor return in EK trade; Craig Anderson is also traded
Tampa Bay Lightning: will not make it past the second round
Toronto Maple Leafs: Zach Hyman gets 60 points as opposition worry solely on Marner and JT, forgetting abt Hyman

Metropolitan Division:
Carolina Hurricanes: team fails to have any playoff chance; Mrazek outperforms Darling
Columbus Blue Jackets: Panarin wins the Hart; Bobrovsky wins the Vezina; team manages to win a playoff round
New Jersey Devils: Schneider rebounds, yet miss playoffs
New York Islanders: Bailey doesn’t even get 40 points
New York Rangers: Zibanejad, Buchnevich and Pionk break out; Andersson finishes the season as the 2C
Philadelphia Flyers: everyone regresses slightly except for Provorov, Elliott, Konecny & Patrick
Pittsburgh Penguins: Jarry starts over Murray for game 1 of the playoffs
Washington Capitals: Vrana and Orlov break out for 50 points

Central Division:
Chicago Blackhawks: Patrick Kane doesn’t hit 65 points
Colorado Avalanche: make playoffs again; Barrie gets some serious Norris consideration
Dallas Stars: miss playoffs due to porous goaltending
Minnesota Wild: finish second last in the West
Nashville Predators: Ellis records 60 points; Fabbro announces he will not sign a contract
St Louis Blues: win Presidents Trophy & make it to at least the semi-finals. ROR goes at a P/PG pace. Pietrangelo gets a Norris nomination
Winnipeg Jets: Roslovic dominates next to Laine & Ehlers; pull of a blockbuster trade just before the TDL

Pacific Division:
Anaheim Ducks: Gibson falters
Arizona Coyotes: finish top 3 in division; OEL wins the Norris while Raanta is nominated for the Vezina
Calgary Flames: Neal doesn’t live up to the expectations. Smith performs exceptionally
Edmonton Oilers: finish in a wild-card spot; Rieder breaks out next to Draisaitl
Los Angeles Kings: miss playoffs
San Jose Sharks: Burns doesn’t crack top 5 in Norris voting; Thornton retires by seasons end
Vancouver Canucks: Virtanen breaks out for 20-20-40; Horvat finishes top 5 in the Selke race while Pettersson wins the Calder
Vegas Golden Knights: most players do not regress; Tuch breaks out for 60 points on a second line with Stastny

If he Leafs the team in scoring, he probably struggles lol ... the Leafs can't score

Anaheim: Kesler scores a hattrick vs Vancouver

Atlantic Division:
Boston Bruins: First in Atlantic
Buffalo Sabres: Rasmus Dahlin is shaky in his first year, only gets 15 points
Detroit Red Wings: Mike Green scores 50 points
Florida Panthers: Huberdeau finishes top 20 in points
Montreal Canadiens: Price has another dissapointing season, MTL finishes last but lose draft lottery and pick 4th in 2019 draft
Ottawa Senators: Duchene scores 70, OTT still finish bottom 5
Tampa Bay Lightning: Kucherov regresses after signing big contract, scores 70 points
Toronto Maple Leafs: Matthews leads league with 50G

Metropolitan Division:
Carolina Hurricanes: Hamilton scores 70P, wins norris
Columbus Blue Jackets: Panarin reaches 100 points, gets offered $12M/yr extension
New Jersey Devils: Zacha breaks out and reaches 50 points
New York Islanders: Barzal only scores 60 points
New York Rangers: Kreider scores 35G
Philadelphia Flyers: Nolan Patrick does not improve from his rookie season
Pittsburgh Penguins: Crosby leads league in points with 45G 75A = 120P
Washington Capitals: Barely make playoffs, lose in first round

Central Division:
Chicago Blackhawks: Allow most goals against in the league
Colorado Avalanche: Landeskog has career year, scores at point per game pace
Dallas Stars: injuries cause them to fall out of playoff picture late in season
Minnesota Wild: finish with 97 points but miss playoffs cause the central is stacked
Nashville Predators: Finish 4th in the Central, make 2nd round
St Louis Blues: Tarasenko scores 45G 45A = 90P
Winnipeg Jets: Laine only scores 30G, Ehlers and Connor pick up the slack and help carry winnipeg to the finals

Pacific Division:
Anaheim Ducks: 2nd last in pacific
Arizona Coyotes: Galchenyuk scores 80P, ARZ makes playoffs
Calgary Flames: Hanifin struggles, GCY looks like the losers of the trade
Edmonton Oilers: McDavid fails to lead the league in points
Los Angeles Kings: Doughty only records 35 points
San Jose Sharks: Kane doesnt live up to his contract, finishes with 50 points
Vancouver Canucks: Boeser carries VAN to within 5 points of the playoffs
Vegas Golden Knights: Karlsson only scores 45 points, VGK miss playoffs

Only hat tricks he used to be able to score was off the ice with other teammates wives. Sadly, his hip wore out as a result

Hahahahaha that was an A + response.

Idk how many of these were actually bold, but i "bold"ed the ones i got right lol.