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PETER CHIARELLI'S MEME TEAM!

Created by: Roy_Royluigi
Team: 2018-19 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 31, 2018
Published: Aug. 31, 2018
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U
THAT'S WHY WE SIGNED STEFAN. BECAUSE OF TALENT LIKE THAT, AND IF YOUR GONNA HATE JUST SEE WHAT HE BECOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free Agent Signings
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
Filatov, Nikita
7$10,500,000
Stefan, Patrik
7$10,500,000
Trades
1.
EDM
    George McPhee buys us a Baconator, a Frosty, and a medium soda from Wendy's.
    VGK
    1. Talbot, Cam
    Additional Details:
    CUZ MONTOYA IS WWWWWAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! BETTER!!!!!!!!!!
    2.
    EDM
      we get to play on Dubas' n64 for 4 hours, and we choose the games. Pilot Wing 64, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, and Super Man 64. I know it's terrible, but I wan't it.
      3.
      EDM
      1. Komarov, Leo
      Additional Details:
      Keith Gretzky, me, and craig mactavish arrange a play date with Komarov's son, and we get to play with the squeaky choo choo train.
      4.
      CGY
      1. McDavid, Connor
      Additional Details:
      It was really hard to trade a player like McDavid, But it's generational talent for both sides so...
      5.
      BOS
      1. Rieder, Tobias
      2. 2019 1st round pick (EDM)
      3. 2019 2nd round pick (EDM)
      4. 2019 3rd round pick (EDM)
      5. 2019 3rd round pick (NYI)
      6. 2019 4th round pick (EDM)
      7. 2019 6th round pick (EDM)
      8. 2019 7th round pick (EDM)
      Additional Details:
      we need to be more tough.
      6.
      TBL
      1. Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan
      2. 2020 1st round pick (EDM)
      3. 2020 2nd round pick (EDM)
      4. 2020 3rd round pick (EDM)
      5. 2020 4th round pick (EDM)
      6. 2020 5th round pick (EDM)
      7. 2020 6th round pick (EDM)
      8. 2021 1st round pick (EDM)
      9. 2021 2nd round pick (EDM)
      10. 2021 3rd round pick (EDM)
      11. 2021 4th round pick (EDM)
      12. 2021 5th round pick (EDM)
      13. 2021 6th round pick (EDM)
      14. 2021 7th round pick (EDM)
      Additional Details:
      WE ARE STILL NOT TOUGH ENOUGH!!!!!!
      7.
      EDM
        Rob Blake buys us seasons 3 and 4 of the Backyardigans.
        Buyouts
        DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
        2019
        2020
        2021
        ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
        20$79,500,000$71,004,499$0$0$8,495,501
        Left WingCentreRight Wing
        Filatov, Nikita
        $10,500,000$10,500,000
        $1,950,000$1,950,000
        C
        UFA - 1
        $5,800,000$5,800,000
        RW
        M-NTC, NMC
        UFA - 2
        $3,000,000$3,000,000
        RW, LW, C
        M-NTC
        UFA - 4
        Stefan, Patrik
        $10,500,000$10,500,000
        $3,100,000$3,100,000
        RW, C
        UFA - 2
        $5,250,000$5,250,000
        LW, RW
        NMC
        UFA - 5
        $4,500,000$4,500,000
        C, RW
        NMC
        UFA - 3
        $1,950,000$1,950,000
        RW
        UFA - 2
        $675,000$675,000
        LW, C
        UFA - 1
        $1,500,000$1,500,000
        LW, RW
        UFA - 2
        $1,150,000$1,150,000
        C
        UFA - 2
        Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
        $4,166,666$4,166,666
        RD
        UFA - 3
        $1,062,500$1,062,500
        G
        UFA - 1
        $4,167,000$4,167,000
        LD
        UFA - 5
        $1,900,000$1,900,000
        RD
        UFA - 2
        $4,000,000$4,000,000
        LD/RD
        NMC
        UFA - 3
        $700,000$700,000
        LD
        UFA - 1
        $2,500,000$2,500,000
        G
        NMC
        UFA - 1
        $1,000,000$1,000,000
        LD
        UFA - 1
        ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
        $5,500,000$5,500,000
        LD/RD
        NMC
        UFA - 3

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        Aug. 31, 2018 at 4:09 p.m.
        #1
        Buljujarvi
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        Joined: Jul. 2018
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        This is the most amazing roster I have ever seen.
        Aug. 31, 2018 at 4:25 p.m.
        #2
        Rangers 2023
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        Joined: Nov. 2017
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        You're fleecing LA
        Aug. 31, 2018 at 5:06 p.m.
        #3
        Bcarlo25
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        Joined: May 2018
        Posts: 20,833
        Likes: 6,911
        hey he won my team a cup
        Aug. 31, 2018 at 5:21 p.m.
        #4
        Burla
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        Joined: Jun. 2018
        Posts: 366
        Likes: 55
        This is so funny, well done.
         
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