How Silly Do You Have to Be?

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Created by: GiantBoots

Team: 2018-19 Edmonton Oilers

Initial Creation Date: Sep. 16, 2018

Published: Sep. 16, 2018

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

With apologies to the last guy who missed the joke and quickly realized his mistake, what does it take to make a team that no one takes seriously?

Free Agent Signings

UFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Draper, Kris	1	$17,000,000
Tsujimoto, Taro	7	$7,400,000
Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, Tarquin	4	$12,441,000
Drouin-Deslauriers, Jeff	1	$4,000,000
Khabibulin, Nikolai	1	$3,500,000

Trades

EDM

A bag of money

LAK

McDavid, Connor

EDM

Kris Draper

WPG

1 money

EDM

Reinhart, Griffin

VGK

2019 1st round pick (EDM)
2019 2nd round pick (EDM)
2020 1st round pick (EDM)
2020 2nd round pick (EDM)
2021 1st round pick (EDM)
2021 2nd round pick (EDM)

EDM

Taro Tsujimoto

BUF

Person McMadeUp

EDM

Crosby, Sidney

PIT

EDM

Getting to see the looks on their faces as they try to say how happy they are to welcome him as a teammate

MTL

Lucic, Milan

EDM

Perry, Corey

ANA

Kevin Lowe

EDM

Dubnyk, Devan

MIN

EDM

The largest man in Phoenix

ARI

Rieder, Tobias

Buyouts

Benoit Pouliot: $1,333,333
Eric Gryba: $300,000

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2019
2020
2021

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
27	$79,500,000	$111,253,832	$0	$0	-$31,753,832

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, Tarquin $12,441,000$12,441,000	Draper, Kris $17,000,000$17,000,000	Perry, Corey $8,625,000$8,625,000 RW NMC UFA - 3
	Tsujimoto, Taro $7,400,000$7,400,000
Caggiula, Drake $1,500,000$1,500,000 LW, RW UFA - 2		Kassian, Zack $1,950,000$1,950,000 RW UFA - 2
Khaira, Jujhar $675,000$675,000 LW, C UFA - 1	Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan $6,000,000$6,000,000 LW, C UFA - 3	Rattie, Ty $800,000$800,000 RW, LW UFA - 1
Åberg, Pontus $650,000$650,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Strome, Ryan $3,100,000$3,100,000 RW, C UFA - 2
	Brodziak, Kyle $1,150,000$1,150,000 C UFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Reinhart, Griffin $800,000$800,000 LD UFA - 1	Crosby, Sidney $8,700,000$8,700,000 C NMC UFA - 7	Khabibulin, Nikolai $3,500,000$3,500,000
Klefbom, Oscar $4,167,000$4,167,000 LD UFA - 5	Larsson, Adam $4,166,666$4,166,666 RD UFA - 3	Dubnyk, Devan $2,166,667$2,166,667 G M-NTC UFA - 3
Sekera, Andrej $5,500,000$5,500,000 LD/RD NMC UFA - 3	Benning, Matthew $1,900,000$1,900,000 RD UFA - 2	Talbot, Cam $4,166,666$4,166,666 G M-NTC UFA - 1
Russell, Kris $4,000,000$4,000,000 LD/RD NMC UFA - 3		Koskinen, Mikko $2,500,000$2,500,000 G NMC UFA - 1
Jeřábek, Jakub $1,000,000$1,000,000 LD UFA - 1		Drouin-Deslauriers, Jeff $4,000,000$4,000,000
Gravel, Kevin $700,000$700,000 LD UFA - 1		Montoya, Al $1,062,500$1,062,500 G UFA - 1

Sep. 16, 2018 at 7:19 a.m.

ConnorMcHellebucyk

Buljujarvi

Joined: Jul. 2018

Posts: 4,209

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Put Crosby on defense! Ha ha!

Sep. 16, 2018 at 9:19 a.m.

Captain_Okie

Joined: Jun. 2016

Posts: 2,426

Likes: 365

Buffalo declines. Never trust someone with 3 capital letters in their last name.

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