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Solving TOR cap issues with a new zamboni

Created by: ChiHawk
Team: 2019-20 Washington Capitals
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 27, 2019
Published: Aug. 27, 2019
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Kutzy will gladly clean the snow on the ice between periods face first while the organist plays Eric Clapton's classic "Cocaine". Not a line will be missed. Good crowd entertainment for the entire family between periods!
Trades
WSH
  1. Marner, Mitchell [RFA Rights]
  2. 2021 1st round pick (TOR)
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2020
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2021
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2022
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$81,500,000$68,779,295$1,150,000$82,500$12,720,705
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$9,538,462$9,538,462
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$5,750,000$5,750,000
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 6
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$3,350,000$3,350,000
LW
UFA - 2
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$6,700,000$6,700,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
UFA - 5
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
LW
UFA - 4
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$2,415,000$2,415,000
C
UFA - 4
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$1,375,000$1,375,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
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$800,000$800,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
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$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW, LW
UFA - 4
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$750,000$750,000
C
UFA - 3
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$1,050,000$1,050,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$700,000$700,000
LW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$1,275,000$1,275,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 7
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$6,100,000$6,100,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$2,500,000$2,500,000
LD
UFA - 3
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$2,345,000$2,345,000
RD
UFA - 1
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
G
UFA - 3
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$1,250,000$1,250,000
LD
UFA - 1
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$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 4
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$714,166$714,166 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
LD
UFA - 1

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Aug. 27, 2019 at 1:53 a.m.
#1
nucks
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This is gold.
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Aug. 27, 2019 at 2:02 a.m.
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Who adds what?
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What's hilarious is that my web browser somehow decided to make the scam pop-up ads about the president. smile

"Trump is on a Roll," it says.

And I'm trying to picture the organist, and the crawling, and I'm like... why trade anyone? Just add a little audience participation and you could get half the administration down on the ice! Thanks, Googlesoft.
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Aug. 27, 2019 at 3:56 a.m.
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GM Hockeysaurus Rex
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Aug. 27, 2019 at 6:55 a.m.
#4
Bo Horvat enjoyer
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Nobody:

Leafs fans:

“That won’t get you Marner ever, but he’s still not worth a penny over 8 AAV”
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Aug. 27, 2019 at 8:28 a.m.
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Quoting: AndrewLadd
Nobody:

Leafs fans:

“That won’t get you Marner ever, but he’s still not worth a penny over 8 AAV”


ya that's pretty obvious.... leafs don't need another superstar center... if you think his cocaine problem is bad on WAS top line, with all the extra time playing on the leafs third line you might as well call him Tony Montana
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Aug. 27, 2019 at 1:26 p.m.
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Quoting: Jeff_Fingers_Agnet04
ya that's pretty obvious.... leafs don't need another superstar center... if you think his cocaine problem is bad on WAS top line, with all the extra time playing on the leafs third line you might as well call him Tony Montana


LMAO classic...when Kutzy finds out he's on the 3rd line! giphy.gif
 
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