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Mitch Marner Is A Joke

Team: 2019-20 Toronto Maple Leafs
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 21, 2019
Published: Sep. 21, 2019
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I have been following Mitch Marner all summer and through the pre season and I’ve honestly had enough. First he went from over valuing himself as a top winger in hockey to now being a straight up liability every time he steps onto the ice. The guy does not even deserve 1/4 of the money he is making. He simply doesn’t belong in the NHL, he lacks the skill to be a difference maker.

It seriously makes me laugh when I see people say that Marner is better than Nylander. Just take a look at the stats and that’s all you’ll need. Nylander drives the play and consistently makes the players around him better. That’s what an elite player does. Marner, on the other hand needs elite players to make him better. That’s the difference, it’s not even close.

As Leaf fans, we must all unite and boo Mitch Marner every time he touches the puck. We must chant “A**HOLE” and “MARNER SUCKS” when he steps onto the ice. It is essential we do everything within our powers to run him out of town. He doesn’t deserve to play for the Leafs.
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:22 a.m.
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Lets Go Blues
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popcorn
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:22 a.m.
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Some village is missing its idiot
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:23 a.m.
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Isles7
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Well said!
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:28 a.m.
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MisstheWhalers
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I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or making fun of Marner haters.

Whichever it is, saying: "He simply doesn't belong in the NHL", is a ridiculous statement, can debate if he's better then Nylander, Matthews or whoever but Marner is clearly an NHL player.. Lol
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:30 a.m.
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Grierless Sharks Fan
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Good morning.
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:36 a.m.
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Lenny7
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Is this similar to the Hoffman/Karlsson situation? I wonder if this is Marner's ex GF's ACGM burner account?

Because if @RahefIssaLeafsHockey followed him around all summer, I can see how the ensuing restraining order would have her this ticked off...
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:38 a.m.
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this is a fake account. u guys should report it. she said it herself on twitter. this isn't her.
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:40 a.m.
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V5 ANA and BOG
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For what it's worth, yesterday was friday night...
Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:52 a.m.
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wut
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 11:53 a.m.
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Pop Pop
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are you like a cave troll or like one of those bridge trolls , let us know
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 12:41 p.m.
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Who adds what?
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"It seriously makes me laugh when I see people say that Marner is better than Nylander. Just take a look at the stats and that’s all you’ll need."

I know points are going out of style, but I would really like to see these other stats?
Sep. 21, 2019 at 1:22 p.m.
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Quoting: MisstheWhalers
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or making fun of Marner haters.

Whichever it is, saying: "He simply doesn't belong in the NHL", is a ridiculous statement, can debate if he's better then Nylander, Matthews or whoever but Marner is clearly an NHL player.. Lol


Quoting: Jfstompers
are you like a cave troll or like one of those bridge trolls , let us know


Quoting: Eli
"It seriously makes me laugh when I see people say that Marner is better than Nylander. Just take a look at the stats and that’s all you’ll need."

I know points are going out of style, but I would really like to see these other stats?


This account has been at this all summer. She is either a delusional hater of Marner or a troll. Or both. Either way there is no substance. You won't find any if you look.

I suppose slightly funny
Sep. 21, 2019 at 1:35 p.m.
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popcorn


Is that a Grosse Pointe Blank reference?
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 1:40 p.m.
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Quoting: Jfstompers
are you like a cave troll or like one of those bridge trolls , let us know


You do know Yoopers refer to everyone in the lower peninsula as Trolls.
Sep. 21, 2019 at 2:35 p.m.
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Wowzers. I cant say I agree with much, if anything that you posted, but will say this is some major leauge pot stirring.. .

I like the cut of your jib.

Now do one on Rantenan

And then Point.

And then Tkachuk.
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 2:41 p.m.
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Once a Kings Fan Too
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"Sometimes, you just gotta pull down your pants, and slide on the ice . . ."
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 2:42 p.m.
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Quoting: aedoran
Is that a Grosse Pointe Blank reference?


One of my favorite movies of all time. I take back everything I ever said about you.
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 3:00 p.m.
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Quoting: OldNYIfan
"Sometimes, you just gotta pull down your pants, and slide on the ice . . ."


Lol!
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Sep. 21, 2019 at 3:06 p.m.
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Think the author belongs some unique religious sect and his parents doesn't allow him access to electronic devises like radios and TVs. Recommend then when he turns 19, he goes to a sports bar and actual watches his first Leaf game.
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