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Mitch Marner Is Useless

Team: 2019-20 Toronto Maple Leafs
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 26, 2019
Published: Sep. 26, 2019
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I have never seen a player in my life quite as bad and overrated as Mitch Marner. The guy has no skills. Yesterday he was nothing but a liability again, making bad decisions with the puck and can’t position. By far the least influential player ever.

I really don’t understand the hype about the hype surrounding him. There is nothing that makes him stand out. Below average skater, below average shooter, poor vision and absolute no creative senses. The only thing he is capable of doing is performing useless skills and being extremely wasteful.

How can anyone justify Tkachuk getting almost 4 million less? He’s a far better player than Marner. Look at these advanced stats, that’s all you’ve need to know: https://mobile.twitter.com/EvolvingWild/status/1171830885668274182 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Marner is not worth 1/4 of what he’s making.
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:39 a.m.
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For anyone who doesn’t believe Tkachuk is better than Marner: https://mobile.twitter.com/EvolvingWild/status/1171830885668274182
Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:41 a.m.
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I'll take "leafs fans overreacting" for 500.
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:42 a.m.
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this parody is getting old. maybe capfriendly should police this instead of giving me infractions when i say "lol" when someone trades jack eichel for karl alzner.
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:45 a.m.
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Imagine you're Mitch Marner and RahefIssaLeafsHockey is your GM. You just scored 94 points and your GM offers you (''Marner is not worth 1/4 of what he’s making.'') under 3 million dollars.
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:46 a.m.
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I think Matthews is way more useless if he's gonna be stripping in front of security guards at 2 am
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:46 a.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
this parody is getting old. maybe capfriendly should police this instead of giving me infractions when i say "lol" when someone trades jack eichel for karl alzner.


lol wink
Sep. 26, 2019 at 10:54 a.m.
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Marner was one of the Leafs' best players last night wtf are you talking about? He created a handful of scoring chances himself and hit the post. Is he overpaid considering what he's done in his career? Absolutely. But to say he's useless makes me believe you don't have a brain.
Sep. 26, 2019 at 11:12 a.m.
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I'll take "leafs fans overreacting" for 500.


I’ll take r/woooosh for 1,000
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 11:34 a.m.
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how come these dumb posts keep showing up even when youre on my ignore list?
Sep. 26, 2019 at 11:41 a.m.
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how come these dumb posts keep showing up even when youre on my ignore list?


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I’ll take r/woooosh for 1,000


Quoting: GenericUsername489
Marner was one of the Leafs' best players last night wtf are you talking about? He created a handful of scoring chances himself and hit the post. Is he overpaid considering what he's done in his career? Absolutely. But to say he's useless makes me believe you don't have a brain.


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lol wink


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I think Matthews is way more useless if he's gonna be stripping in front of security guards at 2 am


Quoting: datools
Imagine you're Mitch Marner and RahefIssaLeafsHockey is your GM. You just scored 94 points and your GM offers you (''Marner is not worth 1/4 of what he’s making.'') under 3 million dollars.


Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
this parody is getting old. maybe capfriendly should police this instead of giving me infractions when i say "lol" when someone trades jack eichel for karl alzner.


Quoting: wojme
I'll take "leafs fans overreacting" for 500.


Did any of you even look at the advanced stats? Marner is below average.
Sep. 26, 2019 at 11:42 a.m.
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Quoting: RahefIssaLeafsHockey
Did any of you even look at the advanced stats? Marner is below average.


wasnt replying to you. I am on the tavares elevated marner boat. but marner still got 94 points. so i mean below average or not he still did it.
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Sep. 26, 2019 at 11:53 a.m.
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Quoting: RahefIssaLeafsHockey
Did any of you even look at the advanced stats? Marner is below average.


Like I said he's better than Matthews because hes not doing stupid stuff in the offseason that can get him in trouble with the law
Sep. 26, 2019 at 12:15 p.m.
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Quoting: RahefIssaLeafsHockey
Did any of you even look at the advanced stats? Marner is below average.


Well, based on WAR he's 2nd best out of the 4 even if WAR was linear based on TOI but it's not. You also say he's below average when you're comparing him to other league stars. I'm not a Leafs fan but it seems like you need to use your brain or get a new one.
 
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