Sooo more than marleau but not much more?

Lmao all good jokes until the philly trade; I can tell that’s the serious portion of this satire post

i dont know what hes actually worth lol ithink round a 2nd round pick but i just wanted to troll flyer fans soo badly cause i dont like the flyers

Oh yeah I know lol.

I’d say most teams would ask for slightly more; like Ottawa would want more than a third

I think he has little to no value. That money and term at his age for a 5-6 dman will destroy contending teams cap space. The only way the Pens are getting out of this deal, is to send a 1st and/or top prospect to a rebuilding team with cap space. Even then does a team like OTT wanna pay him his contract? unless maybe he resurrects his career and become serviceable?
Biz nasty mentioned something on Spittin Chiclets about the Av's trading for JJ

Colorado was my prediction before yesterday tbh. But Thomas Hickey is on waivers, so I think they’ll grab him. Hickey was actually really solid for the Islanders before his injury, kinda surprised they waived him

Ive been on the Hickey bandwagon for the jets since he was placed on waivers by the kings years ago. He's solid

as long as we don't get gritty in return.
What an embarrassment!

You’re over the cap on this one.

because 3 defensman were supposed to be in the ahl but capfriendly messed up

They could be a good candidate too. They need righties though

They do, but I think Hickey would surpass a few of their lefties on the depth chart.
Morrisey (top dog)
Niku (injured now, but prefers the right side)
Kulkov (I'd take Hickey)
Heinola (most likely going back to europe)
Beaulieu (press box)
Bitetto (press box/waivers/moose)

don't you ****ing threaten me