The Leafs need to retain half of his salary, add another first round pick, give the Wild enough money to pay for a stick insurance for the remainder of Kapanen's career, and write a formal letter expressing the team's deepest apologies to the league, its fans around the world, and everyone who felt distressed after watching Kapanen's behaviour last night.

And as punishment, Kapenen has to be in prison for the rest of his life, excluding for games and practices. And he gets beaten with a hockey stick every day for the entire off-season.

Yo wtf is this you think you can get elite sniper Victor Rask for that trash? Get bent, m8. Leafs need to add Matthews, Nylander, and 20lbs of poutine to get Billy G to even think about it.


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