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Whats it like having to watch a Dickhead like Tkachuk every game

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Oct. 8, 2019 at 11:36 p.m.
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If it's anything like watching Brady.... It's a joy unlike anything I've ever known
Oct. 8, 2019 at 11:41 p.m.
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I mean he’s pretty ****ing good at hockey and irritating the opponent. It’s probably pretty good to watch as a fan of Calgary; not other teams.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 12:01 a.m.
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Probably pretty great as theyre both 2 of the best in the game rn
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 12:36 a.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
If it's anything like watching Brady.... It's a joy unlike anything I've ever known


He's so ugly chewing on that mouth guard and getting bullied by kurtis macdermid :/
Oct. 9, 2019 at 12:37 a.m.
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If it's anything like watching Brady.... It's a joy unlike anything I've ever known


But you don't think he is ugly?
Oct. 9, 2019 at 12:39 a.m.
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When he plays the Avs I barely notice that he's on the ice.
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 12:46 a.m.
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But you don't think he is ugly?


He looks like a smug asshole, but he's a reasonably handsome dude. Gotta keep the hair in check. The curls aren't a strong look. He could go full Mike Commodore though tears of joy
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 1:23 a.m.
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I hate him more than anything.

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I wish he was on the Kings frown
Oct. 9, 2019 at 2:27 a.m.
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Oh man I love it hes a god damn good hockey player and he is one of the biggest douches in the game. There is a reason him and Johnny led the league last year in most drawn penalties. He's a witty person that can get under your skin if you are short tempered like Doughty. Every other team hates him but every other team wants one of them in their line up.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 7:40 a.m.
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I hate him more than anything.

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I wish he was on the Kings frown


Ew really???
Oct. 9, 2019 at 7:41 a.m.
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Oh man I love it hes a god damn good hockey player and he is one of the biggest douches in the game. There is a reason him and Johnny led the league last year in most drawn penalties. He's a witty person that can get under your skin if you are short tempered like Doughty. Every other team hates him but every other team wants one of them in their line up.


Yeah it just bugs me how he plays and acts all tough and talks **** then can't back it up. Like Sean Avery could at least back it up lol
Oct. 9, 2019 at 7:44 a.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
He looks like a smug asshole, but he's a reasonably handsome dude. Gotta keep the hair in check. The curls aren't a strong look. He could go full Mike Commodore though tears of joy


Jeez. Him and Auston Matthews I can't stand looking at. Tkachuk with that dumb hairdo that screams I'm not tough but I try to act like it. Always chewing on that stupid mouth guard that's always outside his mouth lol. I just hate how he wouldn't fight MacDermid he needs to be educated. Now he'll never fight Big Mac because he saw how that Lucic fight went
Oct. 9, 2019 at 7:57 a.m.
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by the end of both Tkachuks careers they will have united in STL under Keith mock my words.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 8:00 a.m.
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Jeez. Him and Auston Matthews I can't stand looking at. Tkachuk with that dumb hairdo that screams I'm not tough but I try to act like it. Always chewing on that stupid mouth guard that's always outside his mouth lol. I just hate how he wouldn't fight MacDermid he needs to be educated. Now he'll never fight Big Mac because he saw how that Lucic fight went


1000% agree with you about Matthews. Hate his pig nose and his greasy sex pest stache
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 8:40 a.m.
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Quoting: BeastModeUnknown
by the end of both Tkachuks careers they will have united in STL under Keith mock my words.


It would be neat for any pair of brothers to play on the same team, but I don't like any of the Tkachuks.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 8:58 a.m.
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It would be neat for any pair of brothers to play on the same team, but I don't like any of the Tkachuks.


love Keith
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 11:08 a.m.
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Quite hilarious when he's your dickhead. I just can't fathom how a vet like Doughty who's won Cups, Olympic Gold, and a Norris trophy lets a kid live rent free in his head like that though.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 11:18 a.m.
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Brady Tkachuk 100% looks like he's the younger brother that always starts **** with other people because he knows his older brother is going to back him. It's criminal these two are not on the same team.

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1000% agree with you about Matthews. Hate his pig nose and his greasy sex pest stache


I'd hate Matthews too if he was slamming pucks into my teams net constantly.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 11:24 a.m.
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Brady Tkachuk 100% looks like he's the younger brother that always starts **** with other people because he knows his older brother is going to back him. It's criminal these two are not on the same team.



I'd hate Matthews too if he was slamming pucks into my teams net constantly.


I mostly just don't like that he's a bad person. I prefer people who aren't bad people.


Also Brady is 2 inches and about 20 pounds bigger than his older brother. If anything Matthew Tkachuk needs Brady as backup
Oct. 9, 2019 at 5:03 p.m.
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Ew really???


Hate him or not, you have to admit that the kid is pretty damn good at hockey. He'd immediately become the best winger on the Kings.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 5:06 p.m.
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Quoting: BlastnyFromThePastny
When he plays the Avs I barely notice that he's on the ice.


Who?
Oct. 9, 2019 at 5:07 p.m.
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Yeah it just bugs me how he plays and acts all tough and talks **** then can't back it up. Like Sean Avery could at least back it up lol


I bet him high-sticking the puck down last night bugged you too.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 5:08 p.m.
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1000% agree with you about Matthews. Hate his pig nose and his greasy sex pest stache


Worst look EVER.
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Oct. 9, 2019 at 6:11 p.m.
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Who?


Matthew Tkachuk, the Avs have continued to dominate the Flames after they throttled them in the playoffs last year.
Oct. 9, 2019 at 6:27 p.m.
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I bet him high-sticking the puck down last night bugged you too.


Not really. Doughty took care of itwink
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