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Created by: bigmikewall

Team: 2019-20 Chicago Blackhawks

Initial Creation Date: Oct. 28, 2019

Published: Oct. 28, 2019

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

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Ayy Perlini!
Don't you be a meanie.
Why you keep trying to make the teamy.
It's a rebuild, wished it on a bowman.
We still got fans, they don't want to see ya.

I thought this would have lasted for a while.
We wanted for you to thrive. We lied!

We're gonna trade you for a prospect or two!

Thanks for the listen folks!

Trades

CHI

Ruotsalainen, Arttu
2020 7th round pick (DAL)

BUF

Perlini, Brendan

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2020
2021
2022

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
24	$81,500,000	$68,651,686	$0	$6,707,500	$12,848,314

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Smith, Zack $3,250,000$3,250,000 LW, C M-NTC UFA - 2	Toews, Jonathan $10,500,000$10,500,000 C NMC UFA - 4	Kane, Patrick $2,625,000$2,625,000 RW NMC UFA - 4
Caggiula, Drake $1,500,000$1,500,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Shaw, Andrew $3,900,000$3,900,000 C, RW UFA - 3	Saad, Brandon $5,000,000$5,000,000 LW, RW UFA - 2
Kubalik, Dominik $925,000$925,000 ($850,000$850K) LW, RW UFA - 1	Kämpf, David $1,000,000$1,000,000 C UFA - 2	Carpenter, Ryan $1,000,000$1,000,000 RW, C UFA - 3
DeBrincat, Alex $778,333$778,333 ($32,500$32K) LW, RW UFA - 1	Dach, Kirby $925,000$925,000 ($2,500,000$2M) C, RW RFA - 3
	Strome, Dylan $863,333$863,333 ($2,475,000$2M) C UFA - 1	Nylander, Alexander $863,333$863,333 ($850,000$850K) RW, LW RFA - 2
	Ruotsalainen, Arttu $925,000$925,000 C, LW RFA - 3

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Keith, Duncan $5,538,462$5,538,462 LD NMC UFA - 4	Seabrook, Brent $6,875,000$6,875,000 RD NMC UFA - 5	Crawford, Corey $6,000,000$6,000,000 G M-NTC, NMC UFA - 1
De Haan, Calvin $4,550,000$4,550,000 LD/RD UFA - 3	Murphy, Connor $3,850,000$3,850,000 RD UFA - 3	Lehner, Robin $1,400,000$1,400,000 G UFA - 1
Määttä, Olli $3,333,225$3,333,225 LD UFA - 3
Gustafsson, Erik $1,200,000$1,200,000 LD UFA - 1
Gilbert, Dennis $925,000$925,000 LD UFA - 2
Koekkoek, Slater $925,000$925,000 LD/RD UFA - 1

Oct. 28, 2019 at 1:32 p.m.

BlastnyFromThePastny

GloryDaysAreBack

Joined: Apr. 2018

Posts: 1,095

Likes: 469

Excellent poem.

Oct. 28, 2019 at 1:35 p.m.

DrumMan44

Drumman44

Joined: Jun. 2017

Posts: 697

Likes: 259

You forgot the ominous whistling at the end!

Oct. 28, 2019 at 1:40 p.m.

wojme

Joined: Jun. 2017

Posts: 7,628

Likes: 5,864

Good effort, but sabres decline

Oct. 28, 2019 at 2:20 p.m.

ForsbergForVezina

CHI NYI

Joined: May 2018

Posts: 4,661

Likes: 2,253

Banger

Oct. 28, 2019 at 5:15 p.m.

palhal

LongtimeLeafsufferer

Joined: Jul. 2015

Posts: 59,487

Likes: 22,663

It all makes sense except for the last line " We're gonna trade you for a prospect or two!" Thanks for the poem, but maybe a better salesmanship can be done if you want a prospect or two.

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