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Seabrook gets jock itch Permanently

Created by: Kyle_Davidson
Team: 2019-20 Chicago Blackhawks
Initial Creation Date: Nov. 6, 2019
Published: Nov. 6, 2019
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He can’t play and goes on LTIR
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 1:16 a.m.
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No, he will remained on the caphit forever
Nov. 6, 2019 at 7:54 a.m.
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LongtimeLeafsufferer
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"Seabrook gets jock itch".
Stan (author of this post). Take one for your team. You should give Seabrook the jock itch.
Nov. 6, 2019 at 8:05 a.m.
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bigZ
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Are hawks fans really gonna start wishing injuries on players that cant play anymore? I mean pens fans have to deal with JJ and we cry about it but ive almost never seen any wish any physical or mental harm on him so he doesnt play
Nov. 6, 2019 at 8:19 a.m.
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Quoting: bigZ98
Are hawks fans really gonna start wishing injuries on players that cant play anymore? I mean pens fans have to deal with JJ and we cry about it but ive almost never seen any wish any physical or mental harm on him so he doesnt play


I mean, it's what got them out of the Hossa contract
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 8:24 a.m.
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Chewbacca88
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Quoting: grok
I mean, it's what got them out of the Hossa contract


Literally the exact same scenario, itchiness.
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 9:10 a.m.
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exo2769
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Quoting: CrazyK04
Literally the exact same scenario, itchiness.


It's not actually itchiness, but it makes the point. Even as a Hawks fan...it just seemed odd (and still does) that the exact moment Hossa was making $500k in salary...he started to get Rashes that stopped him from playing. I'm not arguing the Rashes part...a doctor could lose his license/career over that, but the whole stopped him from playing part. hmmmm….
Nov. 6, 2019 at 9:55 a.m.
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Quoting: bigZ98
Are hawks fans really gonna start wishing injuries on players that cant play anymore? I mean pens fans have to deal with JJ and we cry about it but ive almost never seen any wish any physical or mental harm on him so he doesnt play


Injuries?? Mental harm?? He's asking for Seabrook to be sidelined with itchy crotch. LMAO. I think you exaggerating the circumstance here. He's not asking that someone give him a permanent concussion or be diagnosed with cancer lol
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 9:56 a.m.
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The price of winning 3 cups I guess. As a jets fan Im happy the hawks have to live with their mistakes
Nov. 6, 2019 at 9:57 a.m.
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Quoting: F50marco
Injuries?? Mental harm?? He's asking for Seabrook to be sidelined with itchy crotch. LMAO. I think you exaggerating the circumstance here. He's not asking that someone give him a permanent concussion or be diagnosed with cancer lol


Dont minimize an itchy crotch
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 10:05 a.m.
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Quoting: masterjuddi
Dont minimize an itchy crotch


You are right. Itchy crotch is no laughing matter.

Are you one of 100 million Americans affected by itchy crotch? Well suffer no longer with Idontwanttoplayanymorebtustillwannagetpaid-a-derm! Just apply directly to the effected area and your cap hit will be gone! but wait! there's more! Not only will the teams cap hit no longer apply to their salary cap, you'll still get compensated for every dollar!! (or at least a good chunk of it). So next time itchy crotch is bothering you, tell it to suck your LTIR!
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Nov. 6, 2019 at 10:12 a.m.
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Quoting: F50marco
You are right. Itchy crotch is no laughing matter.

Are you one of 100 million Americans affected by itchy crotch? Well suffer no longer with Idontwanttoplayanymorebtustillwannagetpaid-a-derm! Just apply directly to the effected area and your cap hit will be gone! but wait! there's more! Not only will the teams cap hit no longer apply to their salary cap, you'll still get compensated for every dollar!! (or at least a good chunk of it). So next time itchy crotch is bothering you, tell it to suck your LTIR!


Nice!! did you have that typed up and ready to go just waiting for someone to mention LTIR and crotch itch in the same post? Well done my friend
Nov. 6, 2019 at 11:21 a.m.
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Quoting: masterjuddi
Nice!! did you have that typed up and ready to go just waiting for someone to mention LTIR and crotch itch in the same post? Well done my friend


All on the spot my friend, all on the spot. laugh
 
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