Phil Kessel has been brought down
Patrick Laine has been brought down.
Colingago would be 5'3"
All defensemen should be multiplied by 2/3s
David Kase isn't as good as his brother (this kid's brother played in the NHL
Zuccarello is climbing mount Everest
Horny is out with a broken thumb
Jack Johnson is out with a hernia
We cut a goalie that was Hutchinson level
I am muzzin, if muzzin was short