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HOW TO STOP CHOKING IN THE PLAYOFFS

Created by: Angry_Canucklehead
Team: 2019-20 Tampa Bay Lightning
Initial Creation Date: Dec. 20, 2019
Published: Dec. 20, 2019
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
I love you Baby Yoda, I'd set myself on fire just to keep you warm
Free Agent Signings
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Thunberg, Greta
1$69,000,000
Trades
1.
TBL
  1. Sbisa, Luca
Additional Details:
Three words: LUCA. F***ING. SBISA.
WPG
  1. Kucherov, Nikita
2.
TBL
  1. Draisaitl, Leon
  2. McDavid, Connor
Additional Details:
We feel that by trading greta thunberg to Edmonton she will shut up about global warming.
If not, Matthew Tkachuk will give her a snow shower (right before slashing her and then diving).

For the record I'm not trying to deny or ignore climate change at all.
EDM
  1. Thunberg, Greta
Additional Details:
you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with you rempty words. how dare you
3.
TBL
  1. MacKinnon, Nathan
  2. Rantanen, Mikko
Additional Details:
Fair. Carter Verkrngbnbguegbgbyukahdegybabvgyvgby is good
COL
  1. Verhaeghe, Carter
Additional Details:
Look, for the record, I'm stuck at school and wanna go fishing.
4.
TBL
    Jameis Winston was allowed to make this trade. Stephens was supposed to go to Ottawa, but was intercepted by Minkah Fitzpatrick.
    PIT
    1. Stephens, Mitchell
    Additional Details:
    F
    5.
    TBL
    1. Chabot, Thomas
    OTT
      Unfortunately for Ottawa the return of Stephens was picked off. DirecTV Pierre Dorion wouldn't have had that happen to him.
      "Hi, I'm Depressed Pierre Dorion and I have cable"
      6.
      TBL
      1. Bogosian, Zach
      Additional Details:
      What in the name of Shrek was Buffalo thinking trading the GOAT for so cheap!
      BUF
      1. Foote, Nolan
      2. Johnson, Tyler
      3. Sergachev, Mikhail
      4. 2020 1st round pick (VAN)
      5. 2020 1st round pick (TBL)
      6. 2020 2nd round pick (TBL)
      7. 2020 3rd round pick (TBL)
      8. 2020 4th round pick (TBL)
      9. 2020 4th round pick (DET)
      10. 2020 6th round pick (TBL)
      11. 2020 6th round pick (OTT)
      12. 2020 7th round pick (TBL)
      13. 2021 1st round pick (TBL)
      14. 2021 2nd round pick (TBL)
      15. 2021 3rd round pick (TBL)
      16. 2021 4th round pick (TBL)
      17. 2021 5th round pick (TBL)
      18. 2021 6th round pick (TBL)
      19. 2021 7th round pick (TBL)
      20. 2021 7th round pick (NSH)
      21. 2022 1st round pick (TBL)
      22. 2022 2nd round pick (TBL)
      23. 2022 3rd round pick (TBL)
      24. 2022 5th round pick (TBL)
      25. 2022 6th round pick (TBL)
      26. 2022 7th round pick (TBL)
      7.
      TBL
      1. Marchand, Brad
      Additional Details:
      The NHL trade equivalent of using Trivago to book a hotel
      BOS
      1. 2022 4th round pick (TBL)
      Buyouts
      Buried
      DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
      2020
      2021
      2022
      ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
      23$420,000,069$105,989,165$0$690,000$314,010,904
      Left WingCentreRight Wing
      Logo of the Boston Bruins
      Marchand, Brad
      $6,125,000$6,125,000
      LW
      NMC
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
      McDavid, Connor
      $12,500,000$12,500,000
      C
      UFA - 7
      Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
      Draisaitl, Leon
      $8,500,000$8,500,000
      C, LW
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Killorn, Alex
      $4,450,000$4,450,000
      RW, LW
      NTC
      UFA - 4
      Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
      MacKinnon, Nathan
      $6,300,000$6,300,000
      C
      UFA - 4
      Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
      Rantanen, Mikko
      $9,250,000$9,250,000
      RW, C
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Palat, Ondrej
      $5,300,000$5,300,000
      LW, RW
      NTC
      UFA - 3
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Stamkos, Steven
      $8,500,000$8,500,000
      LW, C
      NMC
      UFA - 5
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Point, Brayden
      $6,750,000$6,750,000
      C, RW
      UFA - 3
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Cirelli, Anthony
      $728,333$728,333 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
      C, LW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Gourde, Yanni
      $5,166,666$5,166,666
      C, LW, RW
      NTC
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Maroon, Patrick
      $900,000$900,000
      LW, RW
      UFA - 1
      Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
      Logo of the Ottawa Senators
      Chabot, Thomas
      $863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$360,000$360K)
      LD
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Shattenkirk, Kevin
      $1,750,000$1,750,000
      RD
      NTC
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Vasilevskiy, Andrei
      $3,500,000$3,500,000
      G
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Hedman, Victor
      $7,875,000$7,875,000
      LD
      NMC
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
      Bogosian, Zach
      $1,300,000$1,300,000
      RD
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      McElhinney, Curtis
      $1,300,000$1,300,000
      G
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      McDonagh, Ryan
      $6,750,000$6,750,000
      LD
      NTC
      UFA - 7
      Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
      Sbisa, Luca
      $750,000$750,000
      LD
      UFA - 1
      ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Paquette, Cédric
      $1,650,000$1,650,000
      C, LW, RW
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Cernak, Erik
      $697,500$697,500 (Performance Bonus$147,500$148K)
      RD
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
      Coburn, Braydon
      $1,700,000$1,700,000
      LD
      NTC
      UFA - 2

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      Dec. 20, 2019 at 2:46 p.m.
      #1
      DakotaMermis4Norris
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      and look at the cap space. someone get this mang a job
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:09 p.m.
      #2
      ForsbergForVezina
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      I honestly don’t even know what to think
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:19 p.m.
      #3
      Tchuckycheese
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      delete your account
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:32 p.m.
      #4
      Zwui21
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      How are you not an NHL GM yet?
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:45 p.m.
      #5
      Bcarlo25
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      Quoting: Tchuckycheese
      delete your account


      You’ve got a big dump in your pants if this didn’t make you laugh
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      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:52 p.m.
      #6
      aedoran
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      Quoting: Bcarlo25
      You’ve got a big dump in your pants if this didn’t make you laugh


      Did you read the explanation of the trade? It's quite funny and pretty much says he is not serious. It made me laugh and probably anyone who has used Trivago. My fault I meant to reply to the guy you replied to sorry.
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      Dec. 20, 2019 at 3:55 p.m.
      #7
      aedoran
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      Quoting: Tchuckycheese
      delete your account


      I agree with Bcarlo25.
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 4:29 p.m.
      #8
      Bcarlo25
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      Quoting: aedoran
      Did you read the explanation of the trade? It's quite funny and pretty much says he is not serious. It made me laugh and probably anyone who has used Trivago. My fault I meant to reply to the guy you replied to sorry.


      The trivago line was gold
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      Dec. 20, 2019 at 4:46 p.m.
      #9
      palhal
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      "HOW TO STOP CHOKING IN THE PLAYOFFS". I figure Tampa will finish second in the Atlantic and the Leafs third (maybe). That might help your playoff problems for at least the first round.
      Dec. 20, 2019 at 5:12 p.m.
      #10
      littlejerryseinfeld
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      Really creepy to be so obsessed with an underage girl
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      Dec. 20, 2019 at 5:12 p.m.
      #11
      Big_Euge
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      Could it get any worse for the sens?
       
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