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THE 2020 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

Created by: Angry_Canucklehead
Team: 2019-20 Detroit Red Wings
Initial Creation Date: Jan. 6, 2020
Published: Jan. 6, 2020
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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st. louis was in this exact spot last season - they fired their coach, brought a dog on the ice and played Gloria.
We could one-up them by blasting Highest In The Room by Travis Scott as Blashill enters the room as a fun way to fire him. Then we bring in Baby Yoda to inspire the team, and our victory song can be Sweet Home Alabama because why not. At least it isn't Kid Rock
Free Agent Signings
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
sanders, bernie
1$999,999,999
Trades
1.
DET
    The TSN camera from the world juniors
    TOR
    1. Bernier, Jonathan
    Additional Details:
    kyle dubas sends this meme to all the leafs fans:
    https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1582378-war-flashback-parodies
    2.
    DET
    1. Larsson, Adam
    Additional Details:
    Trent Williams Anthony Castonzo and Andrew Harris to the Chargers PLEASE. weve got $70M after we cut okung lets spend it all and get Rivers his ring
    3.
    DET
    1. Hall, Taylor
    2. Hayton, Barrett
    Additional Details:
    Barrett Hayton will play against the other teams top russian. Knowing recent history, they'll take a penalty
    ARI
    1. Biega, Alex
    2. Larsson, Adam
    Additional Details:
    Alex Biega receives 32 strands of Taylor Hall's hair to cover up that shiny dome
    4.
    DET
    1. Larsson, Adam
    Additional Details:
    I feel bad for the oilers
    5.
    EDM
    1. Nielsen, Frans
    Additional Details:
    another lopsided trade for the oilers.
    6.
    DET
    1. 2021 4th round pick (BOS)
    BOS
    1. Howard, Jimmy
    Additional Details:
    After Howard got to Boston, he tore his groin walking off the plane
    7.
    DET
    1. Laine, Patrik
    Additional Details:
    Patrik Laine tested his fortnite skills out in iran after being drafted.
    Turns out he was actually a tree camper and got killed exactly 9 seconds after landing
    WPG
    1. Erne, Adam
    Additional Details:
    erne is a slow plug and on his way to MTS centre he was outran by a rabid turtle which ate him
    8.
    DET
      Nikola Jokic
      Peyton Manning
      Three Coors Light cans
      COL
      1. 2020 1st round pick (DET)
      Additional Details:
      Colorado thought they'd get lafreniere with this pick but unfortunately the army drafted him first overall
      Buyouts
      DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
      2020
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the WSH
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the SJS
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      2021
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the VGK
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the BOS
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      2022
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      Logo of the DET
      ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
      26$81,500,000$1,078,694,123$145,000$2,697,500-$997,194,123
      Left WingCentreRight Wing
      Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
      $4,995,000$4,995,000
      C, RW, LW
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
      $12,500,000$12,500,000
      C
      UFA - 7
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $1,400,000$1,400,000
      LW, RW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $900,000$900,000
      LW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
      $8,500,000$8,500,000
      C, LW
      UFA - 6
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,300,000$3,300,000
      LW, RW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $4,250,000$4,250,000
      LW, RW
      NTC
      UFA - 4
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $6,100,000$6,100,000
      C
      UFA - 4
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
      RW, LW
      RFA - 3
      Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
      $894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$1,350,000$1M)
      C, LW
      RFA - 3
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $874,125$874,125
      RW, LW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $714,166$714,166 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
      LW, RW
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,850,000$3,850,000
      C, LW, RW
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,000,000$3,000,000
      LW, RW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,000,000$3,000,000
      C, LW
      NTC
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $1,800,000$1,800,000
      C, RW, LW
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $759,167$759,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
      C, LW
      UFA - 1
      Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $5,000,000$5,000,000
      LD
      NTC
      UFA - 3
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $2,687,500$2,687,500
      RD
      M-NTC
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,166,666$3,166,666
      RD
      M-NTC
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $1,500,000$1,500,000
      LD
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $1,000,000$1,000,000
      RD
      UFA - 1
      sanders, bernie
      $999,999,999$999,999,999
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $700,000$700,000
      LD
      UFA - 2
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $714,166$714,166 (Performance Bonus$182,500$182K)
      RD
      RFA - 2
      Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
      $4,166,666$4,166,666
      RD
      UFA - 2
      ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $3,954,545$3,954,545
      RW, LW
      UFA - 1
      Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
      $6,083,333$6,083,333
      C
      UFA - 2

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      Jan. 7, 2020 at 1:15 a.m.
      #1
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      I'll be honest, I just read the first UFA signing and thought, This guy is a genius!

      Then i realized that it was not Barry Sanders the ex-DET Lions running back

      Now i realize my first impression was wrong
      Jan. 7, 2020 at 1:53 a.m.
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      train, train
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      This is ridiculous...... Howard gets at least a 2021 3rd and tears his hip flexor not groin walking off that plane.
      Jan. 7, 2020 at 2:30 a.m.
      #3
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      here's the thing, Blues were already setup to be a powerhouse so it's not really the same team needed to blend after SOOOOO many moves. I think over half the team was new when you add in rookies, trading acquisitions, and free agent acquisitions.
      Jan. 7, 2020 at 5:30 a.m.
      #4
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      Quote:
      Colorado thought they'd get lafreniere with this pick but unfortunately the army drafted him first overall

      LMAO genius.
      Jan. 7, 2020 at 3:20 p.m.
      #5
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      Wishin I Was Fishin
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      Quoting: Shifttee
      I'll be honest, I just read the first UFA signing and thought, This guy is a genius!

      Then i realized that it was not Barry Sanders the ex-DET Lions running back

      Now i realize my first impression was wrong


      I should have signed kaperenick
       
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