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Dach Discussion

Created by: CFMan
Initial Creation Date: Jan 22, 2020
Published: Jan 22 at 12:14 pm
Team: 2019-20 Chicago Blackhawks
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Now that Dach is 19 we can no longer use the excuse: "Oh hes 18 hes just a kid". He is a full grown adult and has reached his maximum potential as a player. Dach has 14 points in 45 games which means hes on pace for around 30 points. For a full grown adult (now that hes 19) it is unacceptable, he should be a 100 point player at least which means he needs 2-3 points per game for the rest of the season to reach the minimum requirement for a player of his supposed caliber. Now it is entirely possible he does but I dont think he will, and then we can safely say without doubt that he is of course (as we all knew) a total bust. Compared to Hughes and Kakko, Dach is a million steps behind them. Hughes as an amazing 17 points while Kakko has a blistering 16 points! Dach is so far behind them with his measly 14 points that its inexcusable. Right now it seems Dach is at best a fourth line grinder/enforcer player possibly the next Lucic if we're lucky but its all become clear that Stan drafted someone 3rd overall that should have gone somewhere in the 6th or 7th round.

Shout out to my fellow Dach skeptics

TL;DR Sarcasm.
Did you see the backhander goal and no look pass last night? I think he'll be good.
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2020
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2021
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MTL
2022
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20$81,500,000$66,371,794$0$7,665,000$15,128,206
Left WingCenterRight Wing
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Kubalik, Dominik
$925,000
LW
RFA - 1
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Toews, Jonathan
$10,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
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Caggiula, Drake
$1,500,000
LW, C, RW
RFA - 1
CHI
DeBrincat, Alex
$778,333
LW, RW
RFA - 1
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Carpenter, Ryan
$1,000,000
RW, C
UFA - 3
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Kane, Patrick
$10,500,000
RW, C
NMC
UFA - 4
CHI
Nylander, Alexander
$863,333
RW, LW
RFA - 2
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Kämpf, David
$1,000,000
C, RW
RFA - 2
CHI
Saad, Brandon
$6,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
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Highmore, Matthew
$775,833
C
RFA - 1
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Dach, Kirby
$925,000
C
RFA - 3
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Smith, Zack
$3,250,000
LW, C
NTC
UFA - 2
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Keith, Duncan
$5,538,462
LD
NMC
UFA - 4
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Boqvist, Adam
$894,167
RD
RFA - 3
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Lehner, Robin
$5,000,000
G
UFA - 1
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Gustafsson, Erik
$1,200,000
LD
UFA - 1
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Murphy, Connor
$3,850,000
RD
UFA - 3
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Crawford, Corey
$6,000,000
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NMC NTC
UFA - 1
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Määttä, Olli
$4,083,333
LD
UFA - 3
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Koekkoek, Slater
$925,000
LD
RFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
CHI
Strome, Dylan
$863,333
C
RFA - 1
CHI
Shaw, Andrew
$3,900,000
C, RW
UFA - 3
CHI
De Haan, Calvin
$4,550,000
LD
UFA - 3
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Seabrook, Brent
$6,875,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 5

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Jan 22 at 12:16
#1
Let's Go Rangers!
Joined: May 2017
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Dach will be a great player as soon as next season IMO.
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Jan 22 at 12:20
#2
First NY Then LA
Joined: Jun 2018
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I see that you fear the operation of Poe's Theorem so strongly that you had to add the last two lines. I sympathize.
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Jan 22 at 12:25
#3
Joined: Apr 2017
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Quoting: KakkoForMauriceRichardAward
Dach will be a great player as soon as next season IMO.


Agree, Dach is going to be a great addition. In another year he will be even better, in a few years he will be a beast
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Jan 22 at 12:32
#4
Thread Starter
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 811
Likes: 332
Quoting: KakkoForMauriceRichardAward
Dach will be a great player as soon as next season IMO.


Kakko is gonna be great too!
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Jan 22 at 12:36
#5
The CEO of reported
Joined: Jun 2019
Posts: 386
Likes: 79
Dach approves
Jan 22 at 12:58
#6
Joined: Feb 2018
Posts: 4,338
Likes: 1,075
Is this suppose to be sarcastic
Jan 22 at 2:32
#7
First NY Then LA
Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 8,887
Likes: 3,775
Quoting: Jfstompers
Is this suppose to be sarcastic


From the Team Explanation:

"TL;DR Sarcasm."

Yes.
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Jan 22 at 3:32
#8
Go Hawks
Joined: Jun 2017
Posts: 1,326
Likes: 527
@HatterTParty I clicked on this thinking it was you lol
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Jan 22 at 5:36
#9
Joined: Jun 2019
Posts: 626
Likes: 237
Quoting: Petrock83
@HatterTParty I clicked on this thinking it was you lol


Hatter feels honored ? love the thread!
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