Lets Make Some People Laugh part 5

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Created by: hockeyfan78

Team: 2020-21 Tampa Bay Lightning

Initial Creation Date: Mar. 9, 2020

Published: Mar. 10, 2020

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

To avoid any debates, I (really my cousin with the exception of Sergachev and Cirelli) am going to resign most of the RFA's and UFA's to the same contract to 1 year. This is supposed to be a joke and I don't want to ruin it with an argument over salaries.

Free Agent Signings

RESERVE LIST		YEARS	CAP HIT
Nordgren, Niklas		3	$883,333

RFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Cirelli, Anthony	1	$717,500
Sergachev, Mikhail	1	$925,000
Verhaeghe, Carter	1	$700,000
Cernak, Erik	1	$732,500
Smith, Gemel	1	$700,000
Masin, Dominik	1	$700,000
Yan, Dennis	1	$717,500
Stephens, Devante	1	$743,333
Stephens, Mitchell	1	$839,167
Beaudin, J.C.	1	$765,000
Caggiula, Drake	1	$1,500,000
Fortin, Alexandre	1	$700,000
Di Giuseppe, Phillip	1	$700,000
Raddysh, Darren	1	$730,000
Walker, Sean	1	$745,000
Zboril, Jakub	1	$925,000

UFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Shattenkirk, Kevin	1	$1,750,000
Conacher, Cory	1	$700,000
Bogosian, Zach	1	$1,300,000
Hoffman, Mike	1	$5,187,500
Dadonov, Evgeni	1	$4,000,000
Ennis, Tyler	1	$800,000
Namestnikov, Vladislav	1	$4,000,000
Krug, Torey	1	$5,250,000
Gustafsson, Erik	1	$1,200,000
Simmonds, Wayne	1	$5,000,000
Brassard, Derick	1	$1,200,000
Pietrangelo, Alex	1	$6,500,000

Trades

TBL

CHI

Paquette, Cédric

TBL

Hart, Carter
2020 1st round pick (PHI)
2020 5th round pick (PHI)
2022 3rd round pick (PHI)

PHI

Killorn, Alex
2020 6th round pick (TBL)
2021 2nd round pick (TBL)
2022 4th round pick (TBL)

TBL

Hertl, Tomas

SJS

TBL

Fortin, Alexandre [RFA Rights]
Krys, Chad
Nordgren, Niklas [Reserve List]

CHI

TBL

Anisimov, Artem
Beaudin, J.C. [RFA Rights]
2020 2nd round pick (DAL)
2020 2nd round pick (NYI)
2020 2nd round pick (OTT)
2020 2nd round pick (CBJ)
2020 6th round pick (SJS)
2020 6th round pick (STL)
2021 1st round pick (OTT)
2021 3rd round pick (OTT)
2021 5th round pick (EDM)
2022 4th round pick (OTT)

OTT

TBL

Kapanen, Kasperi

TOR

Namestnikov, Vladislav
2020 1st round pick (PHI)
2020 6th round pick (SJS)
2021 5th round pick (EDM)
2021 7th round pick (NJD)
2022 3rd round pick (PHI)

TBL

DET

TBL

Makar, Cale

COL

TBL

Palmieri, Kyle

NJD

Hedman, Victor

10.

TBL

NYR

11.

TBL

Gallagher, Brendan
2020 2nd round pick (CHI)
2020 5th round pick (MTL)
2021 1st round pick (MTL)
2021 3rd round pick (MTL)
2022 4th round pick (MTL)

MTL

12.

TBL

Walker, Sean [RFA Rights]
2020 3rd round pick (LAK)
2020 5th round pick (LAK)
2020 7th round pick (LAK)
2021 2nd round pick (LAK)
2021 6th round pick (LAK)
2022 4th round pick (LAK)

LAK

Hoffman, Mike

13.

TBL

Staal, Eric

MIN

14.

TBL

Pastrnak, David
Zboril, Jakub [RFA Rights]

BOS

15.

TBL

Benn, Jamie

DAL

Buyouts

Vincent Lecavalier: $0

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2020
2021
2022

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
25	$84,000,000	$82,290,832	$0	$5,932,500	$1,709,168

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Benn, Jamie $9,500,000$9,500,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 5	Point, Brayden $6,750,000$6,750,000 C, RW UFA - 2	Pastrnak, David $6,666,667$6,666,667 RW UFA - 3
Johnson, Tyler $5,000,000$5,000,000 RW, C, LW NTC UFA - 4		Gallagher, Brendan $3,750,000$3,750,000 RW, LW NMC UFA - 1
Ennis, Tyler $800,000$800,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Staal, Eric $1,625,000$1,625,000 C M-NTC UFA - 1	Gourde, Yanni $5,166,666$5,166,666 C, LW, RW NTC UFA - 5
Caggiula, Drake $1,500,000$1,500,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Cirelli, Anthony $717,500$717,500 C, LW UFA - 3	Kapanen, Kasperi $3,200,000$3,200,000 RW UFA - 2
	Dach, Kirby $925,000$925,000 ($2,500,000$2M) C, RW RFA - 2
	Goodrow, Barclay $925,000$925,000 C, LW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
McDonagh, Ryan $6,750,000$6,750,000 LD NTC UFA - 6	Makar, Cale $880,833$880,833 ($2,500,000$2M) RD UFA - 1	Vasilevskiy, Andrei $9,500,000$9,500,000 G UFA - 8
Krug, Torey $5,250,000$5,250,000 LD UFA - 7	Pietrangelo, Alex $6,500,000$6,500,000 RD UFA - 7
Sergachev, Mikhail $925,000$925,000 LD/RD UFA - 3	Shattenkirk, Kevin $1,750,000$1,750,000 RD UFA - 3	Hart, Carter $730,833$730,833 ($82,500$82K) G RFA - 1
	Fox, Adam $925,000$925,000 ($850,000$850K) RD UFA - 2

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Walker, Sean $745,000$745,000 LD/RD UFA - 4
Nordgren, Niklas $883,333$883,333 RW RFA
Zboril, Jakub $925,000$925,000 LD/RD UFA - 2

Mar. 10, 2020 at 12:13 p.m.

zk97

v5 CBJ GM

Joined: Feb. 2019

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Kind sir not to sound rude but WTFFFFFFFFF

Mar. 10, 2020 at 12:16 p.m.

hockeyfan78

Thread Starter

Joined: Jan. 2018

Posts: 513

Likes: 70

Quoting: MaxDomi13

Kind sir not to sound rude but WTFFFFFFFFF

I have my baby cousin drugs and sat then in front of my laptop, this was the result.

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Mar. 10, 2020 at 12:19 p.m.

DiehardRedWingsFan58

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Quoting: hockeyfan78

I have my baby cousin drugs and sat then in front of my laptop, this was the result.

Yeah that's pretty obvious.

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Mar. 10, 2020 at 1:02 p.m.

EzioUchiha

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