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Dont Bullshark Me

Created by: JumboFett
Initial Creation Date: Apr 5, 2020
Published: Apr 5 at 1:24 am
Team: 2020-21 San Jose Sharks
Team Explanation
There were horses and a man on fire... I stabbed a man in the heart with my trident.
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
Labanc, Kevin4$3,200,000
Dahlén, Jonathan3$925,000
Kellman, Joel3$700,000
Middleton, Jacob3$700,000
Hill, Adin4$1,395,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
Thornton, Joe1$1,000,000
Heed, Tim1$700,000
Marleau, Patrick1$700,000
Davidson, Brandon1$700,000
Karlsson, Melker2$900,000
Noesen, Stefan4$1,000,000
Offer Sheets
Offer sheet annual average (AAV) is calculated by dividing the contract value by the lower of: 1. The contract length, or 2. Five years
PLAYERAAVCOMPENSATION
Hill, Adin$1,395,000No Compensation
Trades
SJS
  1. Kapanen, Kasperi
TOR
  1. 2020 2nd round pick (COL)
  2. 2021 3rd round pick (SJS)
SJS
  1. Tatar, Tomas
MTL
  1. 2020 1st round pick (TBL)
  2. 2021 4th round pick (SJS)
SJS
  1. 2020 4th round pick (ARI)
ARI
  1. Sörensen, Marcus
DRAFT YEARROUND 1ROUND 2ROUND 3ROUND 4ROUND 5ROUND 6ROUND 7
2020
SJS
ARI
SJS
OTT
PIT
WSH
2021
SJS
PIT
WSH
SJS
SJS
SJS
2022
SJS
SJS
SJS
SJS
SJS
SJS
SJS
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES BONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$82,195,000$0$425,000$305,000
Left WingCenterRight Wing
SJS
Kane, Evander
$7,000,000
LW
NTC
UFA - 5
SJS
Couture, Logan
$8,000,000
C, LW
NTC
UFA - 7
MTL
Tatar, Tomas
$4,800,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
SJS
Meier, Timo
$6,000,000
LW, RW
RFA - 3
SJS
Hertl, Tomas
$5,625,000
C, RW
NTC
UFA - 2
TOR
Kapanen, Kasperi
$3,200,000
RW
RFA - 2
Marleau, Patrick
$700,000
LW, C
UFA
SJS
Thornton, Joe
$1,000,000
C
UFA
SJS
Labanc, Kevin
$3,200,000
RW, LW
RFA
SJS
Karlsson, Melker
$900,000
RW, C
UFA
SJS
Gambrell, Dylan
$700,000
C
RFA - 1
SJS
Noesen, Stefan
$1,000,000
RW, LW
UFA
SJS
Leonard, John
$925,000
LW
RFA - 2
SJS
Kellman, Joel
$700,000
C
RFA
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
SJS
Vlasic, Marc-Édouard
$7,000,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 6
SJS
Karlsson, Erik
$11,500,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 7
SJS
Jones, Martin
$5,750,000
G
NTC
UFA - 4
SJS
Simek, Radim
$2,250,000
LD
UFA - 4
SJS
Burns, Brent
$8,000,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 5
Hill, Adin
$1,395,000
G
RFA
SJS
Ferraro, Mario
$925,000
LD
RFA - 2
SJS
Pasichnuk, Brinson
$925,000
LD
RFA - 2
SJS
Heed, Tim
$700,000
RD
UFA

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Apr 5 at 1:26
#1
Go Sharks Go
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That Vlasic trade is a joke... right?
Apr 5 at 1:26
#2
BananaJesus
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Ok um Ok u offer that for kapenan sure Toronto may miss him but for that offer we take it and run
Apr 5 at 1:36
#3
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Quoting: JumboJoe
That Vlasic trade is a joke... right?


do tell
Apr 5 at 1:38
#4
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That Vlasic trade might go through in 2014.
Apr 5 at 1:44
#5
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
That Vlasic trade might go through in 2014.


Montreal was scouting him pretty hard in November. Let's just say they love him
Apr 5 at 1:45
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Quoting: aadoyle
Ok um Ok u offer that for kapenan sure Toronto may miss him but for that offer we take it and run


Should I make it Nylander? Would that make you feel better?
Apr 5 at 1:49
#7
BananaJesus
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Quoting: JumboFett
Should I make it Nylander? Would that make you feel better?


Toronto will gladly give u kapanen for that offer Nylander no
Apr 5 at 1:52
#8
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Quoting: JumboFett
Montreal was scouting him pretty hard in November. Let's just say they love him


Don't hold your breath. He's not the player he used to be. That contract is bad.
Apr 5 at 1:52
#9
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Quoting: aadoyle
Toronto will gladly give u kapanen for that offer Nylander no


No matter what they get, who they sign, or who they draft they're just going lose in the 1st Round of the playoffs. Keep em
Apr 5 at 1:57
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Don't hold your breath. He's not the player he used to be. That contract is bad.


Hold up... Wait a minute... Are you trying to tell me... this roster isn't real?!
Apr 5 at 2:34
#11
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Terrible deals.
Awful for us on the Toronto
Terrible for MTL.
Apr 5 at 2:53
#12
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Quoting: papishark
Terrible deals.
Awful for us on the Toronto
Terrible for MTL.


Ok ok fine.

Fixed... err changed.
Apr 5 at 3:00
#13
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Quoting: JumboFett
Ok ok fine.

Fixed... err changed.


Definitely more fair. Dont know if the sharks want to give up so many futures but who knows
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Apr 5 at 3:19
#14
BananaJesus
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Edited Apr 5 at 3:28
Quoting: JumboFett
No matter what they get, who they sign, or who they draft they're just going lose in the 1st Round of the playoffs. Keep em


Sure and the sharks are a legacy of failure and may never win a cup. If urinating tree made a vid on them that pretty much sums them up. You go after the leafs for not making it past round ,1 well sharks I go after u for not having 1 cup despite having stacked rosters year after year
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DLgfyC965kDM&ved=2ahUKEwjXucvG39DoAhULTd8KHZIzBioQwqsBMAB6BAgKEAU&usg=AOvVaw2gTnIEQYcs5SXGELk4w9ZT
Apr 5 at 3:27
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Quoting: aadoyle


I'm sure if they lose for another 25 years they'll finally catch up to the Leafs' legacy... But then again, it'll have been another 25 years of the Leafs losing, so the Sharks may never truly catch up. Sux
Apr 5 at 3:29
#16
BananaJesus
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Quoting: JumboFett
I'm sure if they lose for another 25 years they'll finally catch up to the Leafs' legacy... But then again, it'll have been another 25 years of the Leafs losing, so the Sharks may never truly catch up. Sux


We got cups were good 2nd most in the league behind Montreal and ahead of Detroit
Apr 5 at 3:36
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Quoting: aadoyle
We got cups were good 2nd most in the league behind Montreal and ahead of Detroit


Uh huh... Last time the Leafs won the Cup was 1967. There were 6 total teams in 1967.
Apr 5 at 3:39
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Quoting: papishark
Definitely more fair. Dont know if the sharks want to give up so many futures but who knows


I made some more tweaks, I think its better with a larger active roster. I'm also excited about the new guys. Hoping they play their asses off like Ferraro.
Apr 5 at 3:39
#19
BananaJesus
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I will leave u with this u attack another team for no reason expect retaliation all I said was that deal would get u kapenan not nylander and u went on about how leafs can't pass a playoff run in 3 years that's just pathetic anyways next time have more respect when someone tells u that trade ain't happening and you will get a better response
Apr 5 at 3:43
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Quoting: aadoyle
I will leave u with this u attack another team for no reason expect retaliation all I said was that deal would get u kapenan not nylander and u went on about how leafs can't pass a playoff run in 3 years that's just pathetic anyways next time have more respect when someone tells u that trade ain't happening and you will get a better response


I hear you. It is fun to tease the Leafs, but yes, I chirped first, and that's uncool. I apologize. Hopefully no hard feelings.
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Apr 5 at 3:45
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BananaJesus
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Quoting: JumboFett
I hear you. It is fun to tease the Leafs, but yes, I chirped first, and that's uncool. I apologize. Hopefully hard feelings.


I just want to say 1 thing to the sharks u can get a cup but if cbo are a thing buy out Jones other than that let's hope karlsson works out. They may win a cup just need to get their act together
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Apr 5 at 3:57
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Quoting: aadoyle
I just want to say 1 thing to the sharks u can get a cup but if cbo are a thing buy out Jones other than that let's hope karlsson works out. They may win a cup just need to get their act together


And I like the Leafs! But tell your media and your fellow fans to take it easy on those guys! They're just trying to bring the best sport in the world to the masses!

Hate to say it, but Jones ain't going anywhere, and neither is EK65. And tbh, Jones is a solid goalie when he doesn't have the weight of the entire team on his back. The pressure DeBoer put on him caught up last year and stuck around this year. He needs a proper 1B to help share the load. I love Aaron Dell as a person and a backup, but he is NOT a 1B goalie.
As for Karlsson, I think he'll shape up. He was still recovering from last year's injury all early season, he had a baby, and he was caught in the middle of the locker room discord as a result of Pavs, Donskoi, and Braun leaving. It was rough for everyone, but I think our coach really got everyone to pull their heads out of their asses. I expect to see a turnaround whenever next season begins, the Sharks hate missing the playoffs.
Apr 5 at 10:51
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Quoting: aadoyle
Ok um Ok u offer that for kapenan sure Toronto may miss him but for that offer we take it and run


A 2nd and a 4th? We pass
Apr 5 at 10:59
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Brick killed a guy
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Apr 5 at 12:50
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Quoting: Jfstompers
Brick killed a guy


I saw that!
 
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