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most punchable face on each team

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Initial Creation Date: Jun. 30, 2020
Published: Jun. 30, 2020
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Johansen, Ryan
$4,000,000$4,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 6
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Deslauriers, Nicolas
$950,000$950,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Hayes, Kevin
$3,571,429$3,571,429
C
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
Kane, Patrick
$2,625,000$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
Malkin, Evgeni
$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
Anderson, Josh
$1,850,000$1,850,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
Marchand, Brad
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
Couture, Logan
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Dallas Stars
Perry, Corey
$1,500,000$1,500,000 (Performance Bonus$1,750,000$2M)
RW
NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Lucic, Milan
$5,250,000$5,250,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Hayton, Barrett
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$1,350,000$1M)
C, LW
RFA - 3
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
Mantha, Anthony
$3,300,000$3,300,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
Martinook, Jordan
$2,000,000$2,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kassian, Zack
$1,950,000$1,950,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
Galchenyuk, Alex
$4,900,000$4,900,000
LW, C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
Gallagher, Brendan
$3,750,000$3,750,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Martin, Matt
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Marner, Mitchell
$10,893,000$10,893,000
RW
UFA - 6
Logo of the New York Rangers
Lemieux, Brendan
$925,000$925,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
Reaves, Ryan
$2,775,000$2,775,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
Tkachuk, Brady
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
UFA - 5
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
Sanford, Zachary
$1,500,000$1,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Maroon, Patrick
$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
Connor, Kyle
$7,142,857$7,142,857
LW
UFA - 7
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
Zadorov, Nikita
$3,200,000$3,200,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
Ristolainen, Rasmus
$5,400,000$5,400,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Yandle, Keith
$6,350,000$6,350,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Doughty, Drew
$11,000,000$11,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
Subban, P.K.
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Myers, Tyler
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 5

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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:13 p.m.
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Gallagher? Marner?
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:14 p.m.
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Quoting: Howisbergevinstillhere
Gallagher? Marner?


Both players have insanely punchable faces. Not sure if Gallagher beats Domi, but he's certainly up there.
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:16 p.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Both players have insanely punchable faces. Not sure if Gallagher beats Domi, but he's certainly up there.


no thats ceci, that man is the definition of punchable face cause every time he steps on the ice is a nightmare waiting to happen
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:18 p.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Both players have insanely punchable faces. Not sure if Gallagher beats Domi, but he's certainly up there.


Domi
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:18 p.m.
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chloewoj
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Quoting: Howisbergevinstillhere
Gallagher? Marner?

gallagher’s little smirk just drives me INSANE. just seeing marner fills me with rage.
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:20 p.m.
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I definitely agree with Malkin and Reaves
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:20 p.m.
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Quoting: chloewoj
gallagher’s little smirk just drives me INSANE. just seeing marner fills me with rage.


what do you have against Marner?? Obviously I'm biased but to me he seems like such a likeable guy.
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:21 p.m.
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chloewoj
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Quoting: KileDoobis
what do you have against Marner?? Obviously I'm biased but to me he seems like such a likeable guy.

i live in buffalo...i think that answers your question.
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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:22 p.m.
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i live in buffalo...i think that answers your question.


To me Matthews and domi more than those two
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:24 p.m.
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Quoting: aadoyle
no thats ceci, that man is the definition of punchable face cause every time he steps on the ice is a nightmare waiting to happen



Ceci is a bad player, but a pretty uninteresting looking dude. Marner has the face you want to dunk in a toilet and give a swirly.
Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:24 p.m.
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
Ceci is a bad player, but a pretty uninteresting looking dude. Marner has the face you want to dunk in a toilet and give a swirly.


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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:28 p.m.
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Quoting: Howisbergevinstillhere
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The Pig Nose is definitely way uglier, but I'm not sure about being more punchable per se. That moustache is pretty horrid though.
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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:31 p.m.
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chloewoj
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Quoting: Claesson4Norris
The Pig Nose is definitely way uglier, but I'm not sure about being more punchable per se. That moustache is pretty horrid though.

what’s more horrid? the mustache or the receding hairline?
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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:40 p.m.
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Quoting: chloewoj
i live in buffalo...i think that answers your question.


understandable, have a nice day
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Jun. 30, 2020 at 10:44 p.m.
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SevenLeg
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I love how every other fanbase wants to punch Gallagher while we just want to hug him
Jun. 30, 2020 at 11:11 p.m.
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The fact that you have Lucic over Tkachuck makes me laugh
Jun. 30, 2020 at 11:15 p.m.
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You nailed a ton of mine tears of joy
Couture, doughty, connor, perry
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Jun. 30, 2020 at 11:16 p.m.
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Matt Moulson personally for Buffalo and before you say he isn't a Sabre anymore, his ghost still haunts our organization. But for real Frolik is wayyyy more punchable than Risto
Jun. 30, 2020 at 11:28 p.m.
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Quoting: Skyraider112
Matt Moulson personally for Buffalo and before you say he isn't a Sabre anymore, his ghost still haunts our organization. But for real Frolik is wayyyy more punchable than Risto


hard to punch frolik when he’s all the way up in the press box.
Jun. 30, 2020 at 11:30 p.m.
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chloewoj
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The fact that you have Lucic over Tkachuck makes me laugh


milan lucic dyed his hair bleach blonde. i don’t think it gets any more punchable than that.
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Jul. 1, 2020 at 1:15 a.m.
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Quoting: chloewoj
milan lucic dyed his hair bleach blonde. i don’t think it gets any more punchable than that.


Auston Matthews and his moustasche.
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Jul. 1, 2020 at 1:34 a.m.
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Quoting: chloewoj
hard to punch frolik when he’s all the way up in the press box.


😂😂😂😂😂. Probably the best joke on CF that Ive seen in a while lol
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Jul. 1, 2020 at 12:59 p.m.
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Matthews bc of the moustache--wait is that what it is? it looks like a giant fuzzy caterpillar...or something....

but why Malkin? do other teams fans hate him really?
 
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