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Laffy Luck

Created by: RussianFactor
Team: 2020-21 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Jun. 3, 2020
Published: Jul. 6, 2020
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Also
- bringing back the PterodacStaal for a dependable, elite play-driver, shutdown 3C
- keep MM for the season to make sure Jarry can hack it a la MAF/MM baton pass, trade one (probably MM) in offseason for draft picks to replenish sparse 2021 picks and gain required cap for a few upcoming 2021 RFAs
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$3,000,000
2$900,000
2$900,000
2$900,000
2$1,500,000
4$6,000,000
3$3,500,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
3$4,500,000
2$700,000
2$800,000
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Lafreniere, Alexis
3$925,000
Trades
1.
PIT
  1. Roy, Matt
LAK
  1. Johnson, Jack
  2. McCann, Jared
2.
PIT
  1. Weal, Jordan
MTL
  1. Bjugstad, Nick
3.
PIT
  1. Staal, Jordan ($500,000 retained)
  2. 2020 4th round pick (CAR)
CAR
  1. Hörnqvist, Patric
  2. 2020 6th round pick (PIT)
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2020
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2021
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2022
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$81,500,000$79,013,508$0$1,062,500$2,486,492

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Guentzel, Jake
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
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Crosby, Sidney
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 5
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Zucker, Jason
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Lafreniere, Alexis
$925,000$925,000
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Malkin, Evgeni
$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
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Simon, Dominik
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
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Staal, Jordan
$5,500,000$5,500,000
C, LW
NMC
UFA - 3
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Rust, Bryan
$3,500,000$3,500,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
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Aston-Reese, Zach
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Blueger, Teddy
$750,000$750,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Smith, Craig
$4,500,000$4,500,000
RW
UFA - 3
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Tanev, Brandon
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Dumoulin, Brian
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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Letang, Kris
$7,250,000$7,250,000
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
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Pettersson, Marcus
$4,025,175$4,025,175
LD
UFA - 5
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Marino, John
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
UFA - 1
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Murray, Matt
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
UFA - 4
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Joseph, Pierre-Olivier
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$212,500$212K)
LD
RFA - 2
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Roy, Matt
$700,000$700,000
RD
UFA - 1
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Jarry, Tristan
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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Weal, Jordan
$1,400,000$1,400,000
C, RW, LW
UFA - 1
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Ruhwedel, Chad
$700,000$700,000
RD
UFA - 1

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Jul. 6, 2020 at 9:53 p.m.
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Habs pass on cap dump injury-prone Bjugstad
Jul. 7, 2020 at 11:11 a.m.
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And yet, he still scored 20+ goals how many times in his career? lmao shush that mouth tears of joy tears of joy


Ah yes, Goals are the only thing that matters! Ignore the fact that's never been Staal's job! Shush that mouth
Jul. 7, 2020 at 11:54 a.m.
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Ah yes, Goals are the only thing that matters! Ignore the fact that's never been Staal's job! Shush that mouth


And once again you bring up staal and his defense for what reason? How does that correlate to Hornqvist and his offensive production? tears of joy tears of joy shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you proved time after time how clueless you are. You are by far one of the dumbest people on this site
Jul. 7, 2020 at 11:55 a.m.
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And once again you bring up staal and his defense for what reason? How does that correlate to Hornqvist and his offensive production? tears of joy tears of joy shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you proved time after time how clueless you are. You are by far one of the dumbest people on this site


I'm not even the dumbest person in the conversation mate tears of joy Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now. Hornqvists offensive production means nothing, hell I score 20 goals a season screening the goalie Now shush because you're really showing how clueless you are! Shush that mouth
Jul. 7, 2020 at 1:29 p.m.
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I'm not even the dumbest person in the conversation mate tears of joy Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now. Hornqvists offensive production means nothing, hell I score 20 goals a season screening the goalie Now shush because you're really showing how clueless you are! Shush that mouth


"hell I score 20 goals a season screening the goalie" Thats another dumb statement made by you. Have fun sitting on your couch watching Hornqvist "do very little" lmao. You keep trying, and keep failing. Shush that mouth 3rd line center making $6 mill and only only scored 9 goals lmao
Jul. 7, 2020 at 1:55 p.m.
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"hell I score 20 goals a season screening the goalie" Thats another dumb statement made by you. Have fun sitting on your couch watching Hornqvist "do very little" lmao. You keep trying, and keep failing. Shush that mouth 3rd line center making $6 mill and only only scored 9 goals lmao


Keep acting like goals are the only important part of hockey LOL. Enjoy sitting on your couch watching Hornqvist get turned inside out defensively before becoming an LTIR case, now shush tat mouth tears of joy
Jul. 7, 2020 at 2:10 p.m.
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Keep acting like goals are the only important part of hockey LOL. Enjoy sitting on your couch watching Hornqvist get turned inside out defensively before becoming an LTIR case, now shush tat mouth tears of joy


You are the one who said you could do what hornqvist does, not me. lol you are a different type of stupid. paying a 3rd line center $6 mill and cant didnt even reach 10 goals lmao
Jul. 7, 2020 at 2:48 p.m.
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You are the one who said you could do what hornqvist does, not me. lol you are a different type of stupid. paying a 3rd line center $6 mill and cant didnt even reach 10 goals lmao


You are the one that said I couldn't, not me. lol, you're literally the stupidest person I've talked to on this website. Paying 5.5 mil for a waiting LTIR case and 0 defence lmao. Shush that mouth
Jul. 7, 2020 at 3:14 p.m.
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You are the one that said I couldn't, not me. lol, you're literally the stupidest person I've talked to on this website. Paying 5.5 mil for a waiting LTIR case and 0 defence lmao. Shush that mouth


If you could, you wouldve seen some NHL time, but you haven't wink That LTIR case has played more games than Staal the past 2 years lmao. 5.5 mill for a 15+ goal scorer and deserved it after winning 2 cups, Ill take it. Move along, you are proved wrong.... again. HAHAHAHAH
Jul. 7, 2020 at 3:21 p.m.
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If you could, you wouldve seen some NHL time, but you haven't wink That LTIR case has played more games than Staal the past 2 years lmao. 5.5 mill for a 15+ goal scorer and deserved it after winning 2 cups, Ill take it. Move along, you are proved wrong.... again. HAHAHAHAH


Staal didn't miss a game this year and had a major concussion last year. Stop trying to use stats that flatter your narrative haha. 6 mil for a top 10 defensive centre is worth it, 5.5 mil for an LTIR case isn't. Now good away cause you've been proved wonrg! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jul. 7, 2020 at 3:33 p.m.
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Staal didn't miss a game this year and had a major concussion last year. Stop trying to use stats that flatter your narrative haha. 6 mil for a top 10 defensive centre is worth it, 5.5 mil for an LTIR case isn't. Now good away cause you've been proved wonrg! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


How'd you prove me wrong? I said Hornqvist has played more games than Staal has in the past 2 years. Funny how you first claimed staal was a 10 top defensive forward, now you are saying top 10 defensive center? hmmmmm
Jul. 7, 2020 at 4:25 p.m.
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How'd you prove me wrong? I said Hornqvist has played more games than Staal has in the past 2 years. Funny how you first claimed staal was a 10 top defensive forward, now you are saying top 10 defensive center? hmmmmm


He's number 8 in defenasive centres ando only Stone is better from the wings, so he's still top 10! That's how you're wrong, now shush up.
Jul. 7, 2020 at 6:31 p.m.
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He's number 8 in defenasive centres ando only Stone is better from the wings, so he's still top 10! That's how you're wrong, now shush up.


“He’s a top 10 defensive forward” “no wait he’s a top 10 defensive center” lmao you’re so stupid you can’t remember what lie to stick with 😂😂😂 you honestly should just shut up.
Jul. 7, 2020 at 9:50 p.m.
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“He’s a top 10 defensive forward” “no wait he’s a top 10 defensive center” lmao you’re so stupid you can’t remember what lie to stick with 😂😂😂 you honestly should just shut up.


Not lying, if you read what I said you'd understand that, but apparently, to quote you, "You're so stupid, you can't even remember" how to read tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy Yoou should honestly shut up now
Jul. 7, 2020 at 9:59 p.m.
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Not lying, if you read what I said you'd understand that, but apparently, to quote you, "You're so stupid, you can't even remember" how to read tears of joy tears of joy tears of joy Yoou should honestly shut up now


You said "hes a top 10 defensive forward" and then changed it to "top 10 defensive center" lol different type of stupid. Theres no coming back from that lol thats all I need to say from now on. Cant wait to here your typical response that will be just like mine. Make sure you end it exactly how I do since you cant think for yourself (for obvious reasons)
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:10 p.m.
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You said "hes a top 10 defensive forward" and then changed it to "top 10 defensive center" lol different type of stupid. Theres no coming back from that lol thats all I need to say from now on. Cant wait to here your typical response that will be just like mine. Make sure you end it exactly how I do since you cant think for yourself (for obvious reasons)


I said he's a top 10 defensive forward and he is. I said he's a top 10 defensive centre and he is. I didn't change anything. LOL. You're just making yourself look like an idiot. Cannot wait for you to cry some more because you do not understand that a top 10 defensive forward can also be a top 10 defensive centre. Make sure you read this multiple times over since I know you have comprehension issues, and yo might need help understanding this (for obviosu reasons)
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:11 p.m.
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I said he's a top 10 defensive forward and he is. I said he's a top 10 defensive centre and he is. I didn't change anything. LOL. You're just making yourself look like an idiot. Cannot wait for you to cry some more because you do not understand that a top 10 defensive forward can also be a top 10 defensive centre. Make sure you read this multiple times over since I know you have comprehension issues, and yo might need help understanding this (for obviosu reasons)


"hes a top 10 defensive forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:13 p.m.
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"hes a top 10 defensive forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao


You still don't realise they are the same thing! Bahahaha
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:13 p.m.
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You still don't realise they are the same thing! Bahahaha


"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao "I can score the same amount of goals as hornqvist because all he does is sit in front of the net" lmao
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:38 p.m.
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"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao "I can score the same amount of goals as hornqvist because all he does is sit in front of the net" lmao


Bahahah "You're moving the goal posts" lol "Voters don't agree so he cannot be a top 10 defensive forward" Lol. Just shush now
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:46 p.m.
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Bahahah "You're moving the goal posts" lol "Voters don't agree so he cannot be a top 10 defensive forward" Lol. Just shush now


"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao its funny how I copy and paste the same response over and over, and you take the time to read every one of my posts lmao. Shows how little I value you and how much you value me
Jul. 7, 2020 at 10:58 p.m.
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"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao its funny how I copy and paste the same response over and over, and you take the time to read every one of my posts lmao. Shows how little I value you and how much you value me


Bahahah "You're moving the goal posts" lol "Voters don't agree so he cannot be a top 10 defensive forward" Lol. Just shush now
Jul. 7, 2020 at 11:12 p.m.
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Bahahah "You're moving the goal posts" lol "Voters don't agree so he cannot be a top 10 defensive forward" Lol. Just shush now


"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao lol you keep responding about staals defensive stats and continue to value everything I say
Jul. 7, 2020 at 11:16 p.m.
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"hes a top 10 forward" no wait let me change it!!!!!! "hes a top 10 defensive center" lmao lol you keep responding about staals defensive stats and continue to value everything I say


Bahahah "You're moving the goal posts" lol "Voters don't agree so he cannot be a top 10 defensive forward" Lol. Just shush now
 
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