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Created by: chloewoj

Team: 2019-20 Buffalo Sabres

Initial Creation Date: Jul. 8, 2020

Published: Jul. 8, 2020

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

this was an actual tweet that someone posted.
remind you, this person is a fansided writer.
that website should be bulldozed into the ground.

Trades

BUF

Määttä, Olli
Saad, Brandon
2020 1st round pick (CHI)
2021 2nd round pick (CHI)
2021 7th round pick (MTL)

CHI

Eichel, Jack ($3,000,000 retained)

Buyouts

Retained Salary Transactions

Jack Eichel: $3,000,000 (30%)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2020
2021
2022

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$81,500,000	$71,329,892	$0	$6,257,500	$10,170,108

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Skinner, Jeff $9,000,000$9,000,000 LW, RW NMC UFA - 8	Johansson, Marcus $4,500,000$4,500,000 LW, RW M-NTC UFA - 2	Reinhart, Sam $3,650,000$3,650,000 RW UFA - 1
Olofsson, Victor $767,500$767,500 ($132,500$132K) RW, LW UFA - 1	Kahun, Dominik $925,000$925,000 ($2,850,000$3M) LW, RW, C UFA - 1	Saad, Brandon $5,000,000$5,000,000 LW, RW UFA - 2
Vesey, Jimmy $2,275,000$2,275,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Larsson, Johan $1,550,000$1,550,000 C, LW UFA - 1	Simmonds, Wayne $2,500,000$2,500,000 RW, LW M-NTC UFA - 1
Girgensons, Zemgus $1,600,000$1,600,000 LW, C UFA - 1	Lazar, Curtis $700,000$700,000 RW, C UFA - 1	Okposo, Kyle $6,000,000$6,000,000 RW M-NTC UFA - 4

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Dahlin, Rasmus $925,000$925,000 ($2,850,000$3M) LD/RD UFA - 2	Miller, Colin $3,875,000$3,875,000 RD UFA - 3	Ullmark, Linus $1,325,000$1,325,000 G UFA - 1
McCabe, Jake $2,850,000$2,850,000 LD/RD UFA - 2	Montour, Brandon $3,387,500$3,387,500 RD UFA - 1	Hutton, Carter $2,750,000$2,750,000 G UFA - 2
Määttä, Olli $3,333,225$3,333,225 LD UFA - 3	Jokiharju, Henri $925,000$925,000 ($425,000$425K) RD RFA - 2
	Ristolainen, Rasmus $5,400,000$5,400,000 RD UFA - 3

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Frolík, Michael $4,300,000$4,300,000 LW, RW M-NTC UFA - 1		Hunwick, Matt $2,250,000$2,250,000 LD UFA - 1
		Pilut, Lawrence $925,000$925,000 ($425,000$425K) LD UFA - 1
		Thompson, Tage $925,000$925,000 ($425,000$425K) C UFA - 1
		Sobotka, Vladimír $3,500,000$3,500,000 LW, C UFA - 1

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:13 p.m.

bluedemon5

Joined: Jun. 2017

Posts: 840

Likes: 211

That site is garbage and the real hockey minds know it lol

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Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:13 p.m.

MontrealMan

Joined: Jun. 2019

Posts: 156

Likes: 44

Big overpayment by Chicago. I think Seabrook, Nylander, and a 2nd is about fair.

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Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:15 p.m.

ForsbergForVezina

CHI NYI

Joined: May 2018

Posts: 4,661

Likes: 2,253

On behalf of Blackhawks fans, I sincerely apologize. Our Fansided blog is suspect to say the least. I saw an article from last summer about how Brendan Perlini should play as our 4th line center, despite having little shutdown ability or having never played center before.

Shibbal18 liked this.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:16 p.m.

Shibbal18

Joined: Jan. 2016

Posts: 25,207

Likes: 9,017

" and then we throw a 7th rounder in there just to balance out the value"

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Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:16 p.m.

Claesson4Norris

Joined: Jan. 2018

Posts: 16,993

Likes: 11,997

Fansided also suggested Eichel for Domi and a 2nd lol

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Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:16 p.m.

Shibbal18

Joined: Jan. 2016

Posts: 25,207

Likes: 9,017

Quoting: ForsbergForVezina

All Fansided blogs are. Complete garbage

ForsbergForVezina, SlickWilly and SociallyHawkward liked this.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:18 p.m.

Saskleaf

Go leafs go

Joined: Apr. 2020

Posts: 13,234

Likes: 9,187

There’s a guy on editorinleaf(which is leafs fansided) that thinks the leafs are the best team in the nhl.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:19 p.m.

Lsendel3

Joined: Feb. 2020

Posts: 2,118

Likes: 2,011

Quoting: Saskleaf

There’s a guy on editorinleaf(which is leafs fansided) that thinks the leafs are the best team in the nhl.

They aren’t?

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:20 p.m.

Saskleaf

Go leafs go

Joined: Apr. 2020

Posts: 13,234

Likes: 9,187

Quoting: Lsendel3

They aren’t?

Haha good one. No, even little old me admits that they aren’t.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:28 p.m.

#10

Leafs_and_Sens_Fan

Joined: Jan. 2020

Posts: 8,370

Likes: 2,275

Well... this team gives Detroit a run for their money.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:34 p.m.

#11

SlickWilly

Joined: Nov. 2017

Posts: 3,225

Likes: 2,163

Quoting: Shibbal18

All Fansided blogs are. Complete garbage

Fax. If you're going for a smaller name blogsite, most SB Nation writers are pretty solid, atleast the one's I've seen anyway

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:34 p.m.

#12

LeafsFanForSomeReason

Joined: Jan. 2020

Posts: 6,744

Likes: 5,246

Yeah, there're some writers on there with knowledge that is suspect, to say the least.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:34 p.m.

#13

Shibbal18

Joined: Jan. 2016

Posts: 25,207

Likes: 9,017

Was it removed? @chloewoj

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:41 p.m.

#14

Captain_Okie

Joined: Jun. 2016

Posts: 2,426

Likes: 365

"But were getting getting more draft capital because we are holding 3 mil"

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:43 p.m.

#15

chloewoj

Thread Starter

burn the pegulas

Joined: Mar. 2020

Posts: 2,082

Likes: 1,293

Quoting: Shibbal18

Was it removed? @chloewoj

i didn’t see the post on the actual fansided website i saw it on twitter. the twitter account is @Blackhawk_up and that tweet has not been deleted yet.

Shibbal18 liked this.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 5:44 p.m.

#16

chloewoj

Thread Starter

burn the pegulas

Joined: Mar. 2020

Posts: 2,082

Likes: 1,293

Quoting: Captain_Jack

"But were getting getting more draft capital because we are holding 3 mil"

my favorite part about that tweet

Jul. 8, 2020 at 6:37 p.m.

#17

CFMan

Number 1 Kahun Fan

Joined: Apr. 2017

Posts: 1,601

Likes: 1,022

Yeah blackhawk up is a joke lol

Jul. 8, 2020 at 6:48 p.m.

#18

mhockey91

Joined: Jun. 2015

Posts: 15,921

Likes: 6,980

LMFAO omg I didn’t even see you made this armchair post. I literally just posted it.

Jul. 8, 2020 at 7:03 p.m.

#19

chloewoj

Thread Starter

burn the pegulas

Joined: Mar. 2020

Posts: 2,082

Likes: 1,293

Quoting: mhockey91

LMFAO omg I didn’t even see you made this armchair post. I literally just posted it.

hahah! the more posts making fun of it the better!!

mhockey91 liked this.

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