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Created by: TheGuyInTheChair
Team: 2019-20 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 6, 2020
Published: Aug. 7, 2020
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I can't even be upset, that's just funny man. Utterly humiliating. Worst loss in the history of the franchise
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2020
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2021
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25$81,500,000$78,982,875$132,500$982,500$2,517,125
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
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$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
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$2,000,000$2,000,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
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$5,300,000$5,300,000
RW
NTC
UFA - 4
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$1,250,000$1,250,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$750,000$750,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
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UFA - 6
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
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$833,750$833,750
C, RW
UFA - 1
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$767,500$767,500 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
RW, C, LW
UFA - 1
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$700,000$700,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
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UFA - 4
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$7,250,000$7,250,000
RD
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UFA - 3
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$3,750,000$3,750,000
G
UFA - 1
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$874,125$874,125
LD
UFA - 1
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$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
UFA - 2
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$675,000$675,000
G
UFA - 1
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD
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$5,500,000$5,500,000
RD
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$850,000$850,000
LD
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$700,000$700,000
RD
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ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$2,050,000$2,050,000
C, RW
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$750,000$750,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1

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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:35 p.m.
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Am Yisrael Chai
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Won't be to sad on Monday when the NHL and Bettman work their little magic.
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:35 p.m.
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So, which one is getting sacked, Rutherford or Sullivan? Or both?
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:36 p.m.
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:37 p.m.
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Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan
Won't be to sad on Monday when the NHL and Bettman work their little magic.


We’re you saying this stuff when Washington got ovi? Or when the flyers jumped all the way to get Patrick? Or do you just pick and choose which teams you think the nhl rigs for?
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:38 p.m.
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So, which one is getting sacked, Rutherford or Sullivan? Or both?


I hope both. I am now officially on the #FireSullivan #FireRutherford
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:38 p.m.
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For the next 3 days we're going to hear nothing but whining from Penguins fans about how MTL shouldn't have made the playoffs and this shouldn't have happened.
And then, at 6 PM EST, all that will suddenly go away.
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:38 p.m.
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What in tarnation
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Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan
Won't be to sad on Monday when the NHL and Bettman work their little magic.


That pick is going to Toronto if Leafs lose this round. Or Edmonton. I can't decide which one is worse.

NHL gotta compensate them since they organized this farce (at least a farce for them).
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:39 p.m.
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Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan
Won't be to sad on Monday when the NHL and Bettman work their little magic.


Dude it doesn't ****ing matter! We have the firepower its just we're getting outplayed by teams. We were better when Sid was injured. This team is the Leafs when we're fully healthy
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:39 p.m.
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I hope both. I am now officially on the #FireSullivan #FireRutherford


Who'd ya replace them with
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:39 p.m.
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Quoting: hockeyfanatic05
We’re you saying this stuff when Washington got ovi? Or when the flyers jumped all the way to get Patrick? Or do you just pick and choose which teams you think the nhl rigs for?


To be fair, I got the notion the league likes to handle it according to it's personal agenda and not actually doing the lottery as they preach. Pens moving to Vegas? nope....
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:40 p.m.
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Quoting: Jesus
Dude it doesn't ****ing matter! We have the firepower its just we're getting outplayed by teams. We were better when Sid was injured. This team is the Leafs when we're fully healthy


that's not a good thing
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:40 p.m.
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just gonna leave this here 2791509.txt]&scale=size[900]&sink
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:40 p.m.
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Quoting: justaBoss
That pick is going to Toronto if Leafs lose this round. Or Edmonton. I can't decide which one is worse.

NHL gotta compensate them since they organized this farce (at least a farce for them).


Toronto, Edmonton, Pittsburgh. You've gotta be kidding me.
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:40 p.m.
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Quoting: Hedman77
For the next 3 days we're going to hear nothing but whining from Penguins fans about how MTL shouldn't have made the playoffs and this shouldn't have happened.
And then, at 6 PM EST, all that will suddenly go away.


Im sorry for making fun of you guys last year. This is painful
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.
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Quoting: justaBoss
So, which one is getting sacked, Rutherford or Sullivan? Or both?


Sullivan -- but Rutherford with a short leash.

The team composition is amazing except for Johnson -- Sullivan should've been able to get this team to at least the semis. It's a better roster than when they last won the cup.
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.
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Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan
Toronto, Edmonton, Pittsburgh. You've gotta be kidding me.


Monday's gonna be a total nightmare in the forums.
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.
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Quoting: Jesus
Im sorry for making fun of you guys last year. This is painful


doesn't matter because we all know you're going to win the lottery on Monday. and then Pittsburgh fans (not you, just in general) will be 10x as obnoxious as before
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:41 p.m.
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Quoting: justaBoss
Monday's gonna be a total nightmare in the forums.


Good thing I don't go on there!
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:43 p.m.
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Dude it doesn't ****ing matter! We have the firepower its just we're getting outplayed by teams. We were better when Sid was injured. This team is the Leafs when we're fully healthy


You need Saad Father
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:46 p.m.
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What in tarnation
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Quoting: villenash
Sullivan -- but Rutherford with a short leash.

The team composition is amazing except for Johnson -- Sullivan should've been able to get this team to at least the semis. It's a better roster than when they last won the cup.


aT lEaSt ThEy HaD tHe HoT dOg ScOrINg ThE cLuTcH gOaLs BaCk ThEn
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:46 p.m.
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Quoting: ChiHawk
You need Saad Father


We need an exorcism of whatever demon inhabits our arena
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:46 p.m.
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What in tarnation
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Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan
Good thing I don't go on there!


ACGM is a forum too you know.
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:46 p.m.
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Where this should go ... Forum
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Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:47 p.m.
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don't worry guys, if toronto loses no one will remember.
Aug. 7, 2020 at 6:47 p.m.
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Quoting: Hedman77
doesn't matter because we all know you're going to win the lottery on Monday. and then Pittsburgh fans (not you, just in general) will be 10x as obnoxious as before


And the conversation is gonna be jOHnsOn SuCkS, sHEary sUCks, THE WHOLE TEAM ****ING SUCKS! EVERYONE WAS HEALTHY AND WE STILL LOST!! THIS WAS OUR BEST POSSIBLE ROSTER
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