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The Objectively Perfect Team

Created by: yikes
Team: 2020-21 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Oct. 29, 2020
Published: Oct. 29, 2020
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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...In burkies truculent world...



T r u c I e n c e
With a pinch of talent on the backend

I also added two 10 million dollar goalies to give Burkie something to get mad about in intermissions and post games
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$81,500,000$77,041,666$0$5,850,000$4,458,334
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
Kane, Evander
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
Couturier, Sean
$4,333,333$4,333,333
C
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
Foligno, Nick
$1,375,000$1,375,000
LW, C, RW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
Pageau, Jean-Gabriel
$5,000,000$5,000,000
C
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Virtanen, Jake
$2,550,000$2,550,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Goodrow, Barclay
$925,000$925,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
Bonino, Nick
$4,100,000$4,100,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Maroon, Patrick
$900,000$900,000
LW, RW
NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
Reaves, Ryan
$1,750,000$1,750,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Rinaldo, Zac
$700,000$700,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
Komarov, Leo
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW, LW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
Shaw, Andrew
$3,900,000$3,900,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Nashville Predators
Borowiecki, Mark
$2,000,000$2,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
Makar, Cale
$880,833$880,833 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
Price, Carey
$10,500,000$10,500,000
G
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Hughes, Quinn
$916,667$916,667 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
Gudbranson, Erik
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Bobrovsky, Sergei
$10,000,000$10,000,000
G
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
Johnson, Erik
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Dallas Stars
Heiskanen, Miro
$894,166$894,166 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Rangers
Johnson, Jack
$1,150,000$1,150,000
LD
UFA - 1

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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:05 p.m.
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Edited Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:10 p.m.
...In burkies truculent world...



T r u c I e n c e
With a pinch of talent on the backend

I also added two 10 million dollar goalies to give Burkie something to get mad about in intermissions and post games

Jokes aside the team would do pretty well imo, when they’re not in the box - but they got some good PKer’s
Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:07 p.m.
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Those top 2 d pairs each have a 6th dman on them. Love what that forward group brings at 5v5, cant see the PP being a huge threat tho. Great playoff team, might have a tough time getting in tho. not a regular season team. They'd be heavily penalized during reg season and tough time scoring.
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:08 p.m.
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Quoting: dzad96
Those top 2 d pairs each have a 6th dman on them. Love what that forward group brings at 5v5, cant see the PP being a huge threat tho. Great playoff team, might have a tough time getting in tho. not a regular season team. They'd be heavily penalized during reg season and tough time scoring.


Lol it’d be a fun team to watch that’s for sure - except seeing gudbranson and boroweicki play for you
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:11 p.m.
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Lol it’d be a fun team to watch that’s for sure - except seeing gudbranson and boroweicki play for you


Yeah both those guys in the top 4 is real bad... them together on the 3rd pair, with limited minutes/roles, mostly pk. Don't hate it.
Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:12 p.m.
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Yeah both those guys in the top 4 is real bad... them together on the 3rd pair, with limited minutes/roles, mostly pk. Don't hate it.


Yeah but that’s no fun haha
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:16 p.m.
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I love the d pairings lol
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:18 p.m.
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...In burkies truculent world...



T r u c I e n c e
With a pinch of talent on the backend

I also added two 10 million dollar goalies to give Burkie something to get mad about in intermissions and post games

Jokes aside the team would do pretty well imo, when they’re not in the box - but they got some good PKer’s


Yeah speaking of the box thing I think they would break the record for worst penalty differential of all time, costing them 10s of goals over an entire season

Also teams that signs Rin*ldo get cursed by an evil wizard who decrees they won't win a cup for 10 years

I'd have then at 30-40-10 no chance they hit 200 GF
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:21 p.m.
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Yeah speaking of the box thing I think they would break the record for worst penalty differential of all time, costing them 10s of goals over an entire season

Also teams that signs Rin*ldo get cursed by an evil wizard who decrees they won't win a cup for 10 years

I'd have then at 30-40-10 no chance they hit 200 GF

Lol yeah Rinaldo had to be tossed in cause somehow he’s in the league.
I think they could do better than 30-40-10. Makar and Hughes and Hesikanen could definitely carry a lot of dead weight offensively. They wouldn’t do amazing but I think they could
Make the playoffs
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:56 p.m.
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I love the d pairings lol


Crumbling crud covered cinder block - Makar
Hughes - pile of old car tires
Johnson - Heiskanen
Still hasn't learned how to avoid icing the puck unnecessarily after 14 NHL seasons
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Oct. 29, 2020 at 5:58 p.m.
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Crumbling crud covered cinder block - Makar
Hughes - pile of old car tires
Johnson - Heiskanen
Still hasn't learned how to avoid icing the puck unnecessarily after 14 NHL seasons
💯


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