PLD Sequence for the Laughs and the Ridiculousness Factor

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Created by: Anus_McLeod

Team: 2021-22 Colorado Avalanche

Initial Creation Date: Jan. 19, 2021

Published: Jan. 19, 2021

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

1. Trade for PLD at the deadline
2. Win Cup and increase his value
3. Trade him to where he wants to go after the year

Not meant to be realistic but rather funny. Maybe it's just me.

Free Agent Signings

RESERVE LIST		YEARS	CAP HIT
Caufield, Cole		3	$925,000

RFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Jost, Tyson	2	$1,450,000
Makar, Cale	3	$6,850,000
Timmins, Conor	3	$1,250,000
Gilbert, Dennis	1	$750,000

UFA	YEARS	CAP HIT
Grubauer, Philipp	3	$4,750,000
Landeskog, Gabriel	7	$7,000,000
Saad, Brandon	3	$4,650,000

Trades

COL

Dubois, Pierre-Luc

CBJ

Donskoi, Joonas
Helleson, Drew [Reserve List]
Newhook, Alex [Reserve List]
2021 1st round pick (COL)

COL

Caufield, Cole [Reserve List]
Suzuki, Nick
2021 1st round pick (MTL)

MTL

Bowers, Shane
Dubois, Pierre-Luc
2021 3rd round pick (COL)

COL

Seattle

ANA

Graves, Ryan

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2021
2022
2023

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

EMBED

TEXT-EMBED

ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$81,500,000	$80,762,296	$1,741,463	$3,462,500	$737,704

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Landeskog, Gabriel $7,000,000$7,000,000 LW, C UFA - 8	MacKinnon, Nathan $6,300,000$6,300,000 C M-NTC UFA - 2	Rantanen, Mikko $9,250,000$9,250,000 RW, C UFA - 4
Saad, Brandon $4,650,000$4,650,000 LW, RW UFA - 5	Suzuki, Nick $863,333$863,333 ($537,500$538K) C UFA - 1	Burakovsky, André $4,900,000$4,900,000 RW, LW UFA - 1
Jost, Tyson $1,450,000$1,450,000 C UFA - 2	Kadri, Nazem $4,500,000$4,500,000 C M-NTC UFA - 1	Caufield, Cole $925,000$925,000 LW, RW UFA - 2
Nichushkin, Valeri $2,500,000$2,500,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Compher, J.T. $3,500,000$3,500,000 C, RW UFA - 2	Kaut, Martin $863,333$863,333 ($425,000$425K) RW RFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Toews, Devon $4,100,000$4,100,000 LD UFA - 3	Makar, Cale $6,850,000$6,850,000 RD UFA - 6	Grubauer, Philipp $4,750,000$4,750,000 G UFA - 6
Girard, Samuel $5,000,000$5,000,000 LD/RD UFA - 6	Timmins, Conor $1,250,000$1,250,000 RD RFA - 2	Francouz, Pavel $2,000,000$2,000,000 G UFA - 1
Byram, Bowen $894,167$894,167 ($2,500,000$2M) LD/RD RFA - 2	Johnson, Erik $6,000,000$6,000,000 RD M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Gilbert, Dennis $750,000$750,000 LD UFA - 1
O'Connor, Logan $725,000$725,000 RW, LW UFA - 1

Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:02 a.m.

LGuy54

TOR V5 GM

Joined: Nov. 2020

Posts: 4,375

Likes: 1,906

This makes me laugh thanks for making my day!!

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:05 a.m.

Pond_Duck

Joined: Sep. 2020

Posts: 1,431

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This is definitely out there, and now as an avs fan I am now dreaming about this sequence.

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:08 a.m.

LGuy54

TOR V5 GM

Joined: Nov. 2020

Posts: 4,375

Likes: 1,906

Quoting: Pond_Duck

This is definitely out there, and now as an avs fan I am now dreaming about this sequence.

How ya still awake then

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:08 a.m.

Campabee

Joined: Nov. 2018

Posts: 15,493

Likes: 6,430

Quoting: Pond_Duck

This is definitely out there, and now as an avs fan I am now dreaming about this sequence.

As long as you don't wake up you will always have Suzuki LOL

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:08 a.m.

zk97

v5 CBJ GM

Joined: Feb. 2019

Posts: 15,923

Likes: 8,570

Hell no from MTL

Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:15 a.m.

Richard88

John 3 16

Joined: Apr. 2020

Posts: 9,581

Likes: 4,618

Lol, interesting idea.

So the trade from Colorado's perspective is effectively:

Donskoi
Newhook
Helleson
2021 1st
Bowers
2021 3rd

for

2 months of Dubois
Suzuki
Caufield
2021 1st

Let's say that the 1st's cancel. Then Caufield and Newhook cancel out (Newhook has been more impressive thus far but that seems reasonably even). That leaves Donskoi + Helleson + Bowers + 3rd for Suzuki and rental Dubois. Not bad at all... But yeah, Montreal probably say no.

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 11:16 a.m.

Borocop

Au-revoir Dorion

Joined: May 2019

Posts: 4,573

Likes: 3,014

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Jan. 19, 2021 at 1:04 p.m.

Internetkingz

Go Avs Go

Joined: Oct. 2020

Posts: 122

Likes: 72

If any GM could pull it off it would be Sakic

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