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Marner

Created by: Imagine875948
Team: 2020-21 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 8, 2021
Published: Mar. 8, 2021
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
This is a joke but I would love to see it
Trades
TOR
  1. Björkqvist, Kasper
  2. Légaré, Nathan
  3. Rust, Bryan
  4. Zucker, Jason
  5. 2022 1st round pick (PIT)
  6. 2022 2nd round pick (PIT)
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DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2021
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2022
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2023
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
24$81,500,000$80,884,842$0$850,000$615,158
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
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$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 5
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$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
UFA - 5
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$2,940,000$2,940,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
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$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
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$3,200,000$3,200,000
RW
UFA - 2
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$750,000$750,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$700,000$700,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000
RW, C, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,200,000$1,200,000
RW, C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$725,000$725,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
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$700,000$700,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$4,875,000$4,875,000
LD
UFA - 6
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$7,250,000$7,250,000
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,250,000$1,250,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,250,000$1,250,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,025,175$4,025,175
LD
UFA - 5
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$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
UFA - 1
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$725,000$725,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2
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$700,000$700,000
RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$1,150,000$1,150,000
LD
UFA - 2
Taxi Squad
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$853,333$853,333 ($0$0$0$0) (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
RD
UFA - 3
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$792,500$792,500 ($0$0$0$0) (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$700,000$700,000 ($0$0$0$0)
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$700,000$700,000 ($0$0$0$0)
RW, C
UFA - 1

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Mar. 8, 2021 at 12:56 p.m.
#1
Speak of the Devil
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Lol

Incoming angry Leaf fans
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 12:58 p.m.
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i was expecting a lot worse than this, Toronto still says no tho
Mar. 8, 2021 at 12:58 p.m.
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That doesn't get you his hockey card and he is untouchable
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 12:59 p.m.
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toronto counters with a 4th rd pick for Crosby.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:01 p.m.
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that takes me back to the days of mitchmarneriselite
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:01 p.m.
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leafs counter with marincin, dermott, 3 3rds, 3 4th, 3 5ths for Crosby @50%
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:04 p.m.
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Rick Says:
Leafs say no Marner is untouchable
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:09 p.m.
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Leafs say no
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:12 p.m.
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Leafs trade Kerfoot, Dermott, Liljegren, and a 2nd RD pick for Hischier

"Lol

Incoming angry Devils fans"
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:13 p.m.
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Lol no, why would Toronto do this?

Also, that first rounder Pittsburgh is giving up in 2022 could backfire and hurt them a lot.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:29 p.m.
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Quoting: keep_ups12
leafs counter with marincin, dermott, 3 3rds, 3 4th, 3 5ths for Crosby @50%


Funny thing is leafs fans like you actually think that’s realistic
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:32 p.m.
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Quoting: hockeyfanatic05
Funny thing is leafs fans like you actually think that’s realistic


Honestly tho
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Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:36 p.m.
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Quoting: hockeyfanatic05
Funny thing is leafs fans like you actually think that’s realistic


/looks at what other team fans think players are worth
Yeah, "Leafs fans"
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:40 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
/looks at what other team fans think players are worth
Yeah, "Leafs fans"


I'm sorry but do you have a 3 time cup player who plays like a beast, leads the team like a star and one hell of a playmaker/goal scorer? I didn't think so
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:41 p.m.
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Quoting: Imagine875948
I'm sorry but do you have a 3 time cup player who plays like a beast, leads the team like a star and one hell of a playmaker/goal scorer? I didn't think so


im sorry, do you have 30 fan bases pretending that your fan base is the only one that makes bad value trade proposals all the time? I didn't think so.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:45 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
im sorry, do you have 30 fan bases pretending that your fan base is the only one that makes bad value trade proposals all the time? I didn't think so.


I'm sorry, but I cant determine what your trying to say
Mar. 8, 2021 at 1:48 p.m.
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Quoting: Imagine875948
I'm sorry, but I cant determine what your trying to say


Quoting: JaredOfLondon
im sorry, do you have 30 fan bases pretending that your fan base is the only one that makes bad value trade proposals all the time? I didn't think so.


Are you trying to say that you made a bad proposal and that I'm not the only one who does that? Just one think. Its Crosby
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:11 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
im sorry, do you have 30 fan bases pretending that your fan base is the only one that makes bad value trade proposals all the time? I didn't think so.


Yes. Leaf fans are the only fan base on here that ever gets criticized for their poor trades. I mean, it's so confusing, and absolutely horrible that the vicious people on here only ever attack Leaf fans. Nobody ever says a thing about Rangers fans and their 800 bad Eichel trades a day, nor do they criticize the weekly Carey Price for multiple 1sts and Bowen Byram trades, or the "Seattle will take our bad contracts for nothing!" trades, or the "Sidney Crosby for squat" trades. Leafs trades are the only ones on here that ever get smacked.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:13 p.m.
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Quoting: Imagine875948
Are you trying to say that you made a bad proposal and that I'm not the only one who does that? Just one think. Its Crosby


it is so stunningly obvious what i am trying to say that i am half convinced you're trolling. but here we go anyway.
the other poster made a post about "leafs fans" thinking that bad offers are good. You agreed. I pointed out that it was literally everyone else too and not just leafs fans that make bad proposals.
see? simple.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:14 p.m.
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Quoting: Lenny7
Yes. Leaf fans are the only fan base on here that ever gets criticized for their poor trades. I mean, it's so confusing, and absolutely horrible that the vicious people on here only ever attack Leaf fans. Nobody ever says a thing about Rangers fans and their 800 bad Eichel trades a day, nor do they criticize the weekly Carey Price for multiple 1sts and Bowen Byram trades, or the "Seattle will take our bad contracts for nothing!" trades, or the "Sidney Crosby for squat" trades. Leafs trades are the only ones on here that ever get smacked.


I feel like I started this so I apologize. Each player matters to there team than any player would. For example Crosby matters more to the pens than McDavid would
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:16 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
it is so stunningly obvious what i am trying to say that i am half convinced you're trolling. but here we go anyway.
the other poster made a post about "leafs fans" thinking that bad offers are good. You agreed. I pointed out that it was literally everyone else too and not just leafs fans that make bad proposals.
see? simple.


No I'm not trolling I actually had no idea what you meant. But yes I apologize. Each fanbase has there own idea what there players are worth and to other fan bases it might be an overpay or underpay
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:16 p.m.
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Quoting: Lenny7
Yes. Leaf fans are the only fan base on here that ever gets criticized for their poor trades. I mean, it's so confusing, and absolutely horrible that the vicious people on here only ever attack Leaf fans. Nobody ever says a thing about Rangers fans and their 800 bad Eichel trades a day, nor do they criticize the weekly Carey Price for multiple 1sts and Bowen Byram trades, or the "Seattle will take our bad contracts for nothing!" trades, or the "Sidney Crosby for squat" trades. Leafs trades are the only ones on here that ever get smacked.


hmmmm, so let me ask you this. If someone makes a joke or statement or implies a fan base makes bad proposals and gives bad value, which fan base are they going to use? It's the leafs, it's always the leafs.
That doesnt mean that people dont call out bad proposals by other fans. It means that if someone is going to say "(X) fan base always gives bad trade proposals" it's going to be someone ripping on Leafs fans.
And to further that, you are literally proving my point that people always callout bad value from other fan bases but only one fan base seems to have a universal always bad proposal rep back to front.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:32 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
hmmmm, so let me ask you this. If someone makes a joke or statement or implies a fan base makes bad proposals and gives bad value, which fan base are they going to use? It's the leafs, it's always the leafs.
That doesnt mean that people dont call out bad proposals by other fans. It means that if someone is going to say "(X) fan base always gives bad trade proposals" it's going to be someone ripping on Leafs fans.
And to further that, you are literally proving my point that people always callout bad value from other fan bases but only one fan base seems to have a universal always bad proposal rep back to front.


I don't know, I think some pretty basic statistics can explain it without an entire fan base taking a "Us against the world!" mentality...

Let's say 80% of all trades on here are bad. That number is probably low, but doesn't really matter for the point of this exercise. I'd assume that a conservative guess of the percentage size of the population on here that are Leafs fans would be somewhere between 15-20%. So, if you guys are posting 20% of the trades on here, and 80% of them are bad, of course you're going to get more flack on here. More posts=more criticism.

I'd also have guessed the Habs in your example, just because I get a kick out of giving @sevenleg a hard time, even though he's good $hit.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:36 p.m.
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Quoting: Lenny7
I don't know, I think some pretty basic statistics can explain it without an entire fan base taking a "Us against the world!" mentality...

Let's say 80% of all trades on here are bad. That number is probably low, but doesn't really matter for the point of this exercise. I'd assume that a conservative guess of the percentage size of the population on here that are Leafs fans would be somewhere between 15-20%. So, if you guys are posting 20% of the trades on here, and 80% of them are bad, of course you're going to get more flack on here. More posts=more criticism.

I'd also have guessed the Habs in your example, just because I get a kick out of giving @sevenleg a hard time, even though he's good $hit.


right, i know why it happens mathematically, but that doesnt change that one fan bases has been branded by something everyone does.
Mar. 8, 2021 at 2:37 p.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
right, i know why it happens mathematically, but that doesnt change that one fan bases has been branded by something everyone does.


I mean, I feel like that's kind of unfair, given that you don't typically comment on anything that's not Leaf related.
 
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