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How Leaf fans value their players

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Team: 2020-21 Toronto Maple Leafs
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 9, 2021
Published: Mar. 9, 2021
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Sorry Leaf fans, don't get salty. This is a half joke. Some leaf fans way overvalue their players
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  1. 2021 1st round pick (CBJ)
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23$81,500,000$102,888,250$0$0-$21,388,250
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$11,640,250$11,640,250
C
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
UFA - 6
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$2,250,000$2,250,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$11,000,000$11,000,000
C, LW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$8,500,000$8,500,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$1,800,000$1,800,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$4,800,000$4,800,000
C, LW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,645,000$1,645,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$700,000$700,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$700,000$700,000
C, LW
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,250,000$1,250,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$5,625,000$5,625,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$2,000,000$2,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,650,000$1,650,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$6,400,000$6,400,000
G
UFA - 7
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$4,800,000$4,800,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$700,000$700,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW, LW
NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$925,000$925,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$900,000$900,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Taxi Squad
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$863,333$863,333 ($0$0$0$0) (Performance Bonus$400,000$400K)
RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$725,000$725,000 ($0$0$0$0)
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$800,000$800,000 ($0$0$0$0)
G
RFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$775,000$775,000 ($0$0$0$0)
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$737,500$737,500 ($0$0$0$0)
LW
UFA - 1

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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:28 p.m.
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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

That THE LEAFS 🍃 LOST 💸 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 . . . WHO WORKS 🏢 FOR THEM!
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:29 p.m.
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I'd say most fanbases overvalue their own players and it's normal.
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:30 p.m.
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Oilers fans with mcdavid is by far the worst and not even close
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:32 p.m.
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Sorry, I see lot more trades where the Leafs overpay in trade prosposals. Seems like the Leafs have to offer immediate on ice value for the players they would receive plus a ton of futures.
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:32 p.m.
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Oilers fans with mcdavid is by far the worst and not even close


oilers fans in general are the worst
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:32 p.m.
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hey at least we're not like islanders fans lol
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:34 p.m.
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oilers fans in general are the worst


Yes they really are
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:34 p.m.
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I'd say most fanbases overvalue their own players and it's normal.


Agreed. I look at this list and it's kind of funny because a (oddly large) portion of Leafs fans would be content to move Nylander for a bag of pucks, shoot Freddie into the sun, and dump Kerfoot, Dermott and Barabanov to whoever would take them. These were odd choices for a troll post, right?
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:37 p.m.
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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:40 p.m.
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I'd say most fanbases overvalue their own players and it's normal.


I agree but for Leaf fans do it way more
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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

That THE LEAFS 🍃 LOST 💸 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 . . . WHO WORKS 🏢 FOR THEM!


I nominate this comment for comment of the year.
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:43 p.m.
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Sorry, I see lot more trades where the Leafs overpay in trade prosposals. Seems like the Leafs have to offer immediate on ice value for the players they would receive plus a ton of futures.


I get what you mean but some trades a way far off. They act like SDA, Kerfoot, Dermott are worth a ton.
Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:45 p.m.
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Agreed. I look at this list and it's kind of funny because a (oddly large) portion of Leafs fans would be content to move Nylander for a bag of pucks, shoot Freddie into the sun, and dump Kerfoot, Dermott and Barabanov to whoever would take them. These were odd choices for a troll post, right?


Its either Nylander for McDavid or Nylander for a 7th no inbetween. I feel bad for Freddie, he always gets traded. Dermott Barabanov Kerfoot and SDA are always traded
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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

That THE LEAFS 🍃 LOST 💸 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 . . . WHO WORKS 🏢 FOR THEM!


This is incredible
Mar. 9, 2021 at 2:52 p.m.
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Sorry, I see lot more trades where the Leafs overpay in trade prosposals. Seems like the Leafs have to offer immediate on ice value for the players they would receive plus a ton of futures.


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I get what you mean but some trades a way far off. They act like SDA, Kerfoot, Dermott are worth a ton.


Both of these are true. Some people over value leafs players, some under value them. No need to argue.
Mar. 9, 2021 at 3:03 p.m.
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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

That THE LEAFS 🍃 LOST 💸 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 . . . WHO WORKS 🏢 FOR THEM!


Great story! Like all the imagery you included it really helps the leafs fans understand it since many of them are functionally illiterate lol. Btw I don’t think you mentioned this but did you know the leafs lost to 42 year old zamboni driver?
Mar. 9, 2021 at 3:04 p.m.
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I get what you mean but some trades a way far off. They act like SDA, Kerfoot, Dermott are worth a ton.


I have never seen any of those players moved at even fair value let alone a trade favouring the leafs.
Mar. 9, 2021 at 3:05 p.m.
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Can we also talk about how Leaf haters expect to get Leaf players for their scraps and mid to late round picks? I won't deny there are Leaf fans that way overvalue Leaf players but way too many times I see Leaf haters think they're getting Nylander for a fringe top 4 Dman and a 3rd. Perfect example was the Kapanen trade. He was going for a fraction of what he really got on capfriendly
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 3:12 p.m.
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Ironic post from a person with "Pavel Zacha is Elite" as their User Title.
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Mar. 9, 2021 at 3:30 p.m.
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Won't delete this thread because I feel like Mondo's post needs to be put in a time capsule. Without question the greatest post on CapFriendly. Phenomenal job mate.
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