How should I know?

Just use your gut feeling.

I would.

I'm a chess master.

Are you actually good or are you sarcastic?

What is your chess.com rating?

I'm sarcastic lol.

I know the rules though. I suck ass but I like to play the game.

The farthest I went in a tournament was 4th or 5th in provincials, in New Brunswick. I have a 1460 chess rating right now.

Oh, nice.

Playing chess in a competitive level requires so much skill and patience. I recall having a friend back when I was a kid who was revered on a national level here. Or at least that's what he told me lol.

I remember playing against him for like 50 times. I lost outright, every single time lol.

It's almost the same thing as solving Rubik's cubes (a big passion of mine). I did almost as good as some pro's who went to big competition. I never went, I only solve it in my spare time and when I'm bored or for fun. My PB is 11 seconds. You really have to think fast and well to do good.

I know you didn't ask but I'm bored during this TDL.

Jesus christ. 11 seconds.

I was 10 when I got a rubik's cube for a christmas gift. I couldn't solve it no matter how hard I tried. I ended up throwing it to the wall and it broke. The wall did. Not the cube.

I still have the cube lol. But I still haven't been able to solve it. It's sticky as heck now that I happened to spill some beer on it when I was drunk lol.

I started last year at 2min and 16 seconds. Moved my way up to 11 seconds, I don't know how but I did. I had a cup stack timer lol.

Cool. I can't do anything that requires skill on a fast basis. I'm completely helpless when it comes to using hands and all that.

Only thing I could do fast is eating a burger or something like that lol.