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Players whose names are aesthetically unpleasant

Created by: mhroblak
Initial Creation Date: May 2, 2021
Published: May 2 at 4:09
Team: 2020-21 Custom Team
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES BONUSESCAP SPACE
22$81,500,000$42,730,833$0$87,500$38,769,167
Left WingCenterRight Wing
BUF
Caggiula, Drake
$700,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
ARI
Schmaltz, Nick
$5,850,000
C
UFA - 6
DET
Namestnikov, Vladislav
$2,000,000
RW, LW, C
UFA - 2
NYI
Czarnik, Austin
$725,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
DAL
Faksa, Radek
$3,250,000
C
UFA - 5
LAK
Frk, Martin
$725,000
RW
UFA - 2
ANA
Heinen, Danton
$2,800,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
DAL
Hintz, Roope
$3,150,000
C, LW
RFA - 3
ARI
Pitlick, Tyler
$1,750,000
RW
UFA - 2
BUF
Girgensons, Zemgus
$2,200,000
C, LW
UFA - 3
CHI
Kämpf, David
$1,000,000
C, RW
RFA - 1
NYI
Clutterbuck, Cal
$3,500,000
RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
EDM
Koekkoek, Slater
$850,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
FLA
Gudas, Radko
$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 3
VAN
Demko, Thatcher
$1,050,000
G
UFA - 1
NSH
Sbisa, Luca
$800,000
LD
UFA - 1
CBJ
Kukan, Dean
$1,650,000
RD
UFA - 2
ARI
Raanta, Antti
$4,250,000
G
UFA - 1
NYR
Geertsen, Mason
$725,000
LD
UFA - 2
DET
Stecher, Troy
$1,700,000
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
LAK
Imama, Bokondji
$735,000
LW
RFA - 1
PHI
Wylie, Wyatte
$820,833
RD
RFA - 3

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May 2 at 4:09
#1
Hates Eichel Trades
Joined: Aug 2020
Posts: 1,248
Likes: 545
The opposite of what @ETHAN_BEAR did, if that's possible
May 2 at 4:11
#2
bhavikp27
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 9,578
Likes: 4,179
What's the issue with Demko and Raanta lol
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May 2 at 4:11
#3
Comeau 1st round KO
Joined: Sep 2019
Posts: 3,428
Likes: 2,272
I guess you’re a mustard guy, you don’t like Hintz (Heinz).
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May 2 at 4:14
#4
Joined: Apr 2020
Posts: 2,187
Likes: 991
imagine your parents named you Thatcher lmao
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May 2 at 4:18
#5
Thread Starter
Hates Eichel Trades
Joined: Aug 2020
Posts: 1,248
Likes: 545
Quoting: EsoYeezus69
I guess you’re a mustard guy, you don’t like Hintz (Heinz).


Your instincts are correct, actually!
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May 2 at 4:21
#6
Thread Starter
Hates Eichel Trades
Joined: Aug 2020
Posts: 1,248
Likes: 545
Quoting: bhavikp27
What's the issue with Demko and Raanta lol


They're not appealing names to say
May 2 at 4:48
#7
FoxCzarCup
Joined: Apr 2016
Posts: 4,015
Likes: 427
There's Sam Anas guy and big dump Kakko
May 2 at 4:55
#8
EichelOverrated
Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 1,189
Likes: 821
There is nothing aesthetically wrong with Zemgus Girgensons’ name. In fact it may be the greatest name of all time.
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May 2 at 5:22
#9
Thread Starter
Hates Eichel Trades
Joined: Aug 2020
Posts: 1,248
Likes: 545
Quoting: faulkmydzingel
There is nothing aesthetically wrong with Zemgus Girgensons’ name. In fact it may be the greatest name of all time.


Zemgus Girgensons is a cursed name
 
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