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Players whose names are aesthetically unpleasant

Created by: Masonh618
Team: 2020-21 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: May 2, 2021
Published: May 2, 2021
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22$81,500,000$41,730,833$0$87,500$39,769,167
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
Caggiula, Drake
$700,000$700,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Schmaltz, Nick
$5,850,000$5,850,000
RW, C
UFA - 6
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
Namestnikov, Vladislav
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, RW, C
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Czarnik, Austin
$725,000$725,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Dallas Stars
Faksa, Radek
$3,250,000$3,250,000
C, LW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Frk, Martin
$725,000$725,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
Heinen, Danton
$2,800,000$2,800,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Dallas Stars
Hintz, Roope
$3,150,000$3,150,000
C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Pitlick, Tyler
$1,750,000$1,750,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
Girgensons, Zemgus
$2,200,000$2,200,000
LW, C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
Kämpf, David
$1,000,000$1,000,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
Clutterbuck, Cal
$3,500,000$3,500,000
RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Koekkoek, Slater
$850,000$850,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Gudas, Radko
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Demko, Thatcher
$1,050,000$1,050,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
Sbisa, Luca
$800,000$800,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
Kukan, Dean
$1,650,000$1,650,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
Raanta, Antti
$4,250,000$4,250,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Rangers
Geertsen, Mason
$725,000$725,000
LW, LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
Stecher, Troy
$1,700,000$1,700,000
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Imama, Bokondji
$735,000$735,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
Wylie, Wyatte
$820,833$820,833 (Performance Bonus$87,500$88K)
RD
UFA - 3

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May 2, 2021 at 4:09 p.m.
#1
Masonh618
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The opposite of what @ETHAN_BEAR did, if that's possible
May 2, 2021 at 4:11 p.m.
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bhavikp27
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What's the issue with Demko and Raanta lol
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May 2, 2021 at 4:11 p.m.
#3
EsoYeezus69
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I guess you’re a mustard guy, you don’t like Hintz (Heinz).
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May 2, 2021 at 4:14 p.m.
#4
zyyyp
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imagine your parents named you Thatcher lmao
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May 2, 2021 at 4:18 p.m.
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Masonh618
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Quoting: EsoYeezus69
I guess you’re a mustard guy, you don’t like Hintz (Heinz).


Your instincts are correct, actually!
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May 2, 2021 at 4:21 p.m.
#6
Masonh618
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Quoting: bhavikp27
What's the issue with Demko and Raanta lol


They're not appealing names to say
May 2, 2021 at 4:48 p.m.
#7
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There's Sam Anas guy and big dump Kakko
May 2, 2021 at 4:55 p.m.
#8
Faulk_my_Dzingel
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There is nothing aesthetically wrong with Zemgus Girgensons’ name. In fact it may be the greatest name of all time.
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May 2, 2021 at 5:22 p.m.
#9
Masonh618
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Quoting: faulkmydzingel
There is nothing aesthetically wrong with Zemgus Girgensons’ name. In fact it may be the greatest name of all time.


Zemgus Girgensons is a cursed name
 
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