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If you want to beat Wilson get this guy

Created by: EsoYeezus69
Initial Creation Date: May 4, 2021
Published: May 4 at 1:40
Team: 2020-21 New York Rangers
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Snibor, Jesus1$700,000
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  • Kevin Shattenkirk: $6,083,333
  • Henrik Lundqvist: $5,500,000
  • Dan Girardi: $1,111,111
  • Ryan Spooner: $300,000
  • Brad Richards: $0
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$925,000
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Zibanejad, Mika
$5,350,000
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Buchnevich, Pavel
$3,250,000
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Kravtsov, Vitali
$925,000
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Strome, Ryan
$4,500,000
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UFA - 2
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Kakko, Kaapo
$925,000
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RFA - 2
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Blackwell, Colin
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UFA - 2
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Chytil, Filip
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Gauthier, Julien
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Snibor, Jesus
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Rueschhoff, Austin
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$925,000
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Fox, Adam
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Rooney, Kevin
$750,000
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$11,642,857
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Di Giuseppe, Phillip
$700,000
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UFA - 1
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Trouba, Jacob
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Bitetto, Anthony
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May 4 at 1:57
#1
KFTW
Joined: Jul 2018
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I wanna see Brady Tkachuk vs Tom Wilson
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May 4 at 2:14
#2
Joined: May 2017
Posts: 6,062
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I don't think the point is to beat Wilson, it's simply to get him out of the league. You don't need an enforcer, you need a hitman lol.
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May 4 at 2:43
#3
Uhhh Go Isles
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May I ask who the heck is Jesus Snibor?
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May 4 at 2:56
#4
Good Opinion Haver
Joined: Jun 2018
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Quoting: Sagecoll
I don't think the point is to beat Wilson, it's simply to get him out of the league. You don't need an enforcer, you need a hitman lol.


Either that or a player safety department that actually cares about, you know, the safety of their players. If they did, he would almost certainly be out of the league by this point.
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May 4 at 3:05
#5
Uhhh Go Isles
Joined: Feb 2021
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Quoting: TheEarthmaster
Either that or a player safety department that actually cares about, you know, the safety of their players. If they did, he would almost certainly be out of the league by this point.


They need to raise the maximum fine. Wilson is lucky he keeps getting off the hook.
May 4 at 3:05
#6
Thread Starter
Comeau 1st round KO
Joined: Sep 2019
Posts: 3,616
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Quoting: Dzinger18
May I ask who the heck is Jesus Snibor?


An old friend of mine who’s playing somewhere in Europe, I searched him up on EliteProspects and he wasn’t there. He’s 6 foot 9 and a half, about 355 pounds. He can reck anybody you throw at him.
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May 4 at 3:07
#7
Uhhh Go Isles
Joined: Feb 2021
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Quoting: EsoYeezus69
An old friend of mine who’s playing somewhere in Europe, I searched him up on EliteProspects and he wasn’t there. He’s 6 foot 9 and a half, about 355 pounds. He can reck anybody you throw at him.


Don't know if this is made up or not, but that dude would be a massive humanity.
May 4 at 3:08
#8
EichelOverrated
Joined: Jul 2019
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Nope... Doug Glatt.... And if you don't know who Doug Glatt is please leave the site.
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May 4 at 3:10
#9
Thread Starter
Comeau 1st round KO
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Quoting: Dzinger18
Don't know if this is made up or not, but that dude would be a massive humanity.


It isn’t made up. The only problem is that he couldn’t keep up, he’s probably playing in a semi-pro league right now. But if could get his hands on anybody, I’ll attend their funeral.
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May 4 at 3:15
#10
Formerly Brad21
Joined: Oct 2020
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Quoting: EsoYeezus69
It isn’t made up. The only problem is that he couldn’t keep up, he’s probably playing in a semi-pro league right now. But if could get his hands on anybody, I’ll attend their funeral.


Quoting: TheEarthmaster
Either that or a player safety department that actually cares about, you know, the safety of their players. If they did, he would almost certainly be out of the league by this point.


Calm down guys. It wasn't even as bad as I thought it was. Like just don't be so soft.
May 4 at 3:22
#11
Thread Starter
Comeau 1st round KO
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Quoting: Brad21
Calm down guys. It wasn't even as bad as I thought it was. Like just don't be so soft.


Panarin is out for the rest if the season because Wilson slammed his head on the ice when he didn’t have a helmet on. This isn’t being soft it’s just facts. The Buch accident wasn’t that bad, but the Panarin one is the one that everybody’s mad at.
May 4 at 4:33
#12
mokumboi
Joined: Apr 2019
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Screw that, somebody needs to go nuclear...

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May 4 at 6:12
#13
Formerly Brad21
Joined: Oct 2020
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Quoting: EsoYeezus69
Panarin is out for the rest if the season because Wilson slammed his head on the ice when he didn’t have a helmet on. This isn’t being soft it’s just facts. The Buch accident wasn’t that bad, but the Panarin one is the one that everybody’s mad at.


I know, and that's the one that I don't think was TTTTHHHHAAAATTTTT bad.
May 4 at 6:19
#14
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Well, this should be interesting now.
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May 4 at 6:19
#15
FoxCzarCup
Joined: Apr 2016
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Quoting: Brad21
Calm down guys. It wasn't even as bad as I thought it was. Like just don't be so soft.


Well, watch it again. The whole thing, not just dumb little clips they're showing. I'm a serious fan and dissect every game and gave become very accustomed to the whole embarrassing nightly bullying we endure, but this wasn't just a face wash or chest pump. This is "ROID RAGE" PERIOD... Buch was purposely choked with stick while pinned, suckerpunched head onto ice, "Wils'on Roids" got up and punched closest person, punched allstar Bread, grabbed him by the hair and slammed his face into the ice and nearly carved his name into his face with his blades. Not bad...
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May 4 at 6:32
#16
FoxCzarCup
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Quoting: Mr_Canoehead
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Well, this should be interesting now.


OMG !!! G O L D !!!
We grew hair on our BALLS !!!
I'm small town Ontario, Canada, but the biggest NYR fan.. Step up Big Apple and fight back already, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!
I know... I'm old school 49yrs old, a Messier Beukaboom Graves Lowe Tikk Matteau Noonan Andy fan, but man, skilled wussies like ours sells tickets. Not violence? I don't get their thinking???
May 4 at 6:40
#17
Joined: Oct 2019
Posts: 945
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Quoting: DoubleADoubleK
OMG !!! G O L D !!!
We grew hair on our BALLS !!!
I'm small town Ontario, Canada, but the biggest NYR fan.. Step up Big Apple and fight back already, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!
I know... I'm old school 49yrs old, a Messier Beukaboom Graves Lowe Tikk Matteau Noonan Andy fan, but man, skilled wussies like ours sells tickets. Not violence? I don't get their thinking???


That type of statement has to get signed off from the owner's suite. I'd love to listen in on the inevitable meeting between Bettman and Parros.
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May 4 at 7:15
#18
FoxCzarCup
Joined: Apr 2016
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Quoting: Mr_Canoehead
That type of statement has to get signed off from the owner's suite. I'd love to listen in on the inevitable meeting between Bettman and Parros.


Play with fire, you're gonna get burned. You have "Wils'on Roids" bullying us on the ice, we'll bully you off the ice. NYR pay the bills, line up the rockettes for the show then get kicked where our BALLS "should" be!?! Insult much?!?
Next:
Pay the fine, WITH a tip.
Dress, and gift, anybody willing to fight Roid Rage AND run cap stars. Monkey see, monkey do.
Collect donations from players and pay off Wilson's dealer to spike his Roids with estrogen lol.
 
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