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DREAM TEAM JOKE

Created by: Pagsy8
Team: 2021-22 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 3, 2021
Published: Aug. 3, 2021
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (ANA)
ANA
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (ARI)
  2. 2022 1st round pick (COL)
ARI
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (BOS)
BOS
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (FLA)
  2. 2022 1st round pick (BUF)
BUF
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (CGY)
CGY
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (CAR)
CAR
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (CBJ)
  2. 2022 1st round pick (CHI)
CBJ
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (DAL)
DAL
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (DET)
DET
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (LAK)
LAK
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (MIN)
MIN
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (MTL)
MTL
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (NSH)
NSH
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (NJD)
NJD
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (NYI)
NYI
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (NYR)
NYR
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (OTT)
OTT
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (PHI)
PHI
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (PIT)
PIT
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (SJS)
SJS
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (SEA)
SEA
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (STL)
STL
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (TBL)
TBL
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (VAN)
VAN
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (VGK)
VGK
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (WSH)
WSH
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EDM
  1. 2022 1st round pick (WPG)
WPG
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CAR
  1. 2022 1st round pick (LAK)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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Logo of the ANA
Logo of the ARI
Logo of the COL
Logo of the BOS
Logo of the FLA
Logo of the BUF
Logo of the CGY
Logo of the CAR
Logo of the CHI
Logo of the CBJ
Logo of the DAL
Logo of the DET
Logo of the MIN
Logo of the MTL
Logo of the NSH
Logo of the NJD
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYR
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the PHI
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the SJS
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the STL
Logo of the TBL
Logo of the VAN
Logo of the VGK
Logo of the WSH
Logo of the WPG
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
2023
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
2024
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
28$999,999,999$216,018,447$669,339$850,000$783,981,552
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$11,640,250$11,640,250
C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
UFA - 5
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$6,300,000$6,300,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Rangers
$11,642,857$11,642,857
LW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,666,667$6,666,667
RW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$5,900,000$5,900,000
C
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
$2,625,000$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$9,059,000$9,059,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 6
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$7,875,000$7,875,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Rangers
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$8,000,000$8,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
G
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$4,900,000$4,900,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$6,166,667$6,166,667
G
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$8,460,250$8,460,250
C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$10,500,000$10,500,000
G
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$5,900,000$5,900,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,250,000$9,250,000
RW, C
UFA - 4
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$9,500,000$9,500,000
LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$5,200,000$5,200,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$2,343,750$2,343,750
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4

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Aug. 3, 2021 at 4:46 a.m.
#1
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Joined: Jul. 2021
Posts: 7,136
Likes: 3,156
U wasted time on this?? Lol 😂
Aug. 3, 2021 at 5:23 a.m.
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BostonBoy17
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Posts: 592
Likes: 185
Quoting: Buffalove
U wasted time on this?? Lol 😂


Probably just as much as it took for you to think of this brilliant comment.
Aug. 3, 2021 at 8:08 a.m.
#3
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Joined: Oct. 2019
Posts: 466
Likes: 157
Great team and under the flat cap!
Aug. 3, 2021 at 1:21 p.m.
#4
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Joined: Jun. 2016
Posts: 509
Likes: 228
and they lose in the first round...
Aug. 3, 2021 at 1:47 p.m.
#5
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Quoting: beantownboy17
Probably just as much as it took for you to think of this brilliant comment.


No, not really
Took me about 5seconds to type

Nice try though
Aug. 3, 2021 at 1:50 p.m.
#6
BostonBoy17
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Joined: Jun. 2017
Posts: 592
Likes: 185
Quoting: Buffalove
No, not really
Took me about 5seconds to type

Nice try though


The joke
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Your head
Aug. 3, 2021 at 1:51 p.m.
#7
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Quoting: beantownboy17
The joke
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Your head


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The joke…. Was lame
 
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