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Team I wouldnt let date my daughter

Created by: Barzal_Beast
Team: 2021-22 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 17, 2021
Published: Aug. 17, 2021
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This is a team of the most questionable players, with regards to character

Im going for players who are seemingly locker room cancers or have had certain allegations against them

Upper management was hired from the haws

Who was that one coach from the flames that had fired for something racist I think Im blanking out on his name

Geogiev bcuz him an Deangelo and I wanted 2 goalies and couldn't think of another

also f tom wilson. he hasn't done anything off the ice but f him pos

For what its worth this team isn't that bad on the ice

off the ice though....

let me know if I missed any
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
12$990,000,000$30,338,696$0$300,000$959,661,304
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
Kane, Evander
$2,108,696$2,108,696
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
Duchene, Matt
$8,000,000$8,000,000
RW, C
UFA - 5
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
Kane, Patrick
$2,625,000$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 2
Virtanen, Jake
$750,000$750,000
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Kuznetsov, Evgeny
$3,900,000$3,900,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
Deangelo, Anthony
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
Merkley, Ryan
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$300,000$300K)
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Samsonov, Ilya
$2,000,000$2,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Mailloux, Logan
$750,000$750,000
Logo of the New York Rangers
Georgiev, Alexandar
$2,425,000$2,425,000
G
UFA - 1
Miller, Mitchell
$750,000$750,000

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Aug. 17, 2021 at 9:59 p.m.
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Canesfan21_
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Ryan Merkley? That’s random lol
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:01 p.m.
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You’re thinking of Peters. Babcock could be on staff too.

What did Samsonov do?
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:01 p.m.
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The coach was Bill Peters
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:01 p.m.
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domi maybe?
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:03 p.m.
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BCAPP
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What's the deal with Merkley, and Duchene?
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:04 p.m.
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BCAPP
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Quoting: Ryancnbb
domi maybe?


I haven't really heard that he's a horrible person to the level of the rest. But I suppose I have heard he's not great in the locker room
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:04 p.m.
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Auston Matthews
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:04 p.m.
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CEO
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Ryan Kessler, if the allegation is true. But innocent until proven guilty, so no offense to Kesler intended
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:07 p.m.
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Patrick Kane was found not guilty and the woman was found to be lying
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:08 p.m.
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Quoting: Canesfan21_
Ryan Merkley? That’s random lol


Quoting: BCAPP
What's the deal with Merkley, and Duchene?


I can't speak to Duchene, but Merkley was reported to have anger management issues when he was playing for the Storm and the Petes, but he seemed to start turning it around with the Knights and hasn't had any problems in San Jose that I know of.


Also, I'd add O'Reilly and maybe Matthews to this because drunks with poor impulse control/anger issues don't really make the best in-laws.
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:08 p.m.
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BCAPP
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Ryan O'Reilly. Everyone seems to forget he drove so drunk that he crashed into a Tim Hortons.

Austin Watson

Varlamov maybe (never did hear the details there)

Drew Doughty is a notorious arrogant ass. Not to the level of any of the above with criminal things and the like. Just from talking to people who knew him growing up (and similar stories in the NHL), he was an incredible player from a young age, and knew it, and has been an arrogant guy about it his whole life.
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:09 p.m.
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BCAPP
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Quoting: Jetman
Patrick Kane was found not guilty and the woman was found to be lying


Cab driver?
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:09 p.m.
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Quoting: Jetman
Patrick Kane was found not guilty and the woman was found to be lying


He still assaulted a cabbie and there were witnesses to him choking a girl at a party in Madison. That's exactly the kind of guy I'd want my kid dating!
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:09 p.m.
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BCAPP
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Quoting: bunnymcfoo
I can't speak to Duchene, but Merkley was reported to have anger management issues when he was playing for the Storm and the Petes, but he seemed to start turning it around with the Knights and hasn't had any problems in San Jose that I know of.


Also, I'd add O'Reilly and maybe Matthews to this because drunks with poor impulse control/anger issues don't really make the best in-laws.


Thanks for explaining. Agree with O'Reilly.
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:12 p.m.
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Quoting: Canesfan21_
Ryan Merkley? That’s random lol


Im pretty sure he has "character issues"
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:13 p.m.
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Mike Hoffman's wife
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:14 p.m.
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Quoting: BCAPP
Ryan O'Reilly. Everyone seems to forget he drove so drunk that he crashed into a Tim Hortons.

Austin Watson

Varlamov maybe (never did hear the details there)

Drew Doughty is a notorious arrogant ass. Not to the level of any of the above with criminal things and the like. Just from talking to people who knew him growing up (and similar stories in the NHL), he was an incredible player from a young age, and knew it, and has been an arrogant guy about it his whole life.


Yeahhhhh, Varlamov was accused of beating the crap out of his girlfriend or wife - he wasn't found guilty in court, I don't think?

Also Greiss. I don't really trust anyone who puts that particular SS on their mask....
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:15 p.m.
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Brendan Leipsic
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:29 p.m.
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Quoting: Canesfan21_
Ryan Merkley? That’s random lol


Quoting: vikhodush
You’re thinking of Peters. Babcock could be on staff too.

What did Samsonov do?


Quoting: BCAPP
What's the deal with Merkley, and Duchene?


- I heard Samsonov has fallen out of favor with capitals front office as he missed some time due to an off ice injury
- Duchane has to be a locker room cancer. makes ever team he goes to worse
- Merkley had character issues in juniors

ah yes it was Bill Peters

I should add Varly insead of Georgiev
add Leipsic, Matthews and O'Riely
Also Mike Hoffmans wife is allowed on the team

Now we need some Dman
Slava voynov but he's not in the NHL anymore...
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:31 p.m.
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Yeahhhhh, Varlamov was accused of beating the crap out of his girlfriend or wife - he wasn't found guilty in court, I don't think?

Also Greiss. I don't really trust anyone who puts that particular SS on their mask....


:o

Re Greiss: It does match the font of the rest and to be honest I'm not sure I'd have seen it without you pointing it out. But now that you have... Wooooow it's baaaad
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:38 p.m.
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Quoting: Barzal_Beast
- I heard Samsonov has fallen out of favor with capitals front office as he missed some time due to an off ice injury
- Duchane has to be a locker room cancer. makes ever team he goes to worse
- Merkley had character issues in juniors

ah yes it was Bill Peters

I should add Varly insead of Georgiev
add Leipsic, Matthews and O'Riely
Also Mike Hoffmans wife is allowed on the team

Now we need some Dman
Slava voynov but he's not in the NHL anymore...


Samsonov crashed an ATV. I don’t think he really aligns with the rest of these guys
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Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:46 p.m.
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Samsonov crashed an ATV. I don’t think he really aligns with the rest of these guys


I agree but I couldn't think of any goalies at the time of making this but now the new starters are Varly and Griess

but he is Russian and with kuzy on the team, one could easy assume he is into the, uh. shaved ice off the table shall we say.
Aug. 17, 2021 at 10:54 p.m.
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Quoting: Barzal_Beast
I agree but I couldn't think of any goalies at the time of making this but now the new starters are Varly and Griess

but he is Russian and with kuzy on the team, one could easy assume he is into the, uh. shaved ice off the table shall we say.


I mean thinking that just Kuzy or Russians do blow in the league is naive af. Half the league does it in some capacity - the league turns a blind eye unless you’re dumb enough to make it public
Aug. 17, 2021 at 11:10 p.m.
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Janasazi
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What’s wrong with Patrick Kane, he seems like a classy guy.
Aug. 17, 2021 at 11:35 p.m.
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Binnington over Georgiev in a heartbeat...
 
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