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hockey players that do not exist they are not real somebody made them up

Created by: Roysboy72
Team: 2021-22 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 8, 2021
Published: Sep. 8, 2021
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these are fake people somebody planted them here the NHL is lying to us

how is Kodie Curran being paid one million dollars who is he Bettman explain that
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33$69$25,763,887$0$242,500-$25,763,818
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
$725,000$725,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$725,000$725,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
$747,500$747,500 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
$750,000$750,000
LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$733,333$733,333
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$750,000$750,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$750,000$750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$750,000$750,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Rangers
$842,500$842,500 (Performance Bonus$57,500$58K)
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$825,000$825,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$750,000$750,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$750,000$750,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$838,333$838,333
LW
RFA - 3
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$760,000$760,000 (Performance Bonus$20,000$20K)
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$925,000$925,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$750,000$750,000
C, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$763,333$763,333
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$750,000$750,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$795,000$795,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$784,722$784,722
C
UFA - 3
Logo of the Dallas Stars
$925,000$925,000
C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$725,000$725,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$785,000$785,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$880,833$880,833
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$853,333$853,333 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
$725,000$725,000
G
RFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$725,000$725,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$750,000$750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$725,000$725,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Rangers
$725,000$725,000
LW, LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$746,667$746,667
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$733,333$733,333
G
RFA - 1

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Sep. 8, 2021 at 2:57 p.m.
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was lebronisdagoat
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curran is the only one i had never heard of until I realized he made a mil
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Sep. 8, 2021 at 2:57 p.m.
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Once a Kings Fan Too
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I have always had suspicions about a guy named "Kiss-my-t'ing-off".

I also think Blade Jenkins is a pen name.
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Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:01 p.m.
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Quoting: OldNYIfan
I have always had suspicions about a guy named "Kiss-my-t'ing-off".

I also think Blade Jenkins is a pen name.

I had Blade in my original draft, but he was cut because I knew his name too well. Crazy name.
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Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:06 p.m.
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yippee
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Quoting: lucal2228
curran is the only one i had never heard of until I realized he made a mil

He has the kind of name that makes me think I've heard of him before, but then I search him on hockey reference and it comes up with nothing but this:

XURd8QY.png

No stats, just this.
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Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:23 p.m.
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Stevens, Todd and Groleau are casual names.
Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:31 p.m.
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CHI NYI
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Pretty sure Malenstyn played in the Bubble for the Caps lol

Just looked, he didn't but still has three more NHL games under his belt than I ever will
Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:36 p.m.
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Quoting: OldNYIfan
I have always had suspicions about a guy named "Kiss-my-t'ing-off".


Especially when his first name is "Arse".
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Sep. 8, 2021 at 3:55 p.m.
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Quoting: Roysboy72
He has the kind of name that makes me think I've heard of him before, but then I search him on hockey reference and it comes up with nothing but this:

XURd8QY.png

No stats, just this.


Haha for sure! Go on EliteProspects, and you will see stats. But I too feel like I have heard of him before…. Calgary Canucks is a sick AJHL team name haha… hmmmm, I feel like I’ve heard of those names before.
Sep. 8, 2021 at 4:40 p.m.
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Ivan Lodnia is a Minnesota Wild prospect taken in the 3rd round in 2017. He currently plays for the AHL affiliate Iowa Wild, although he spent last season in the KHL because of the pandemic.

Sam Anas was an undrafted FA who spent the 2016-20 seasons with the Iowa Wild, the last two of which as team captain. When it became clear he wasn't going to get a shot at the NHL he left in FA last year and signed with the Blues. But it looks like he had a pretty bad season by his standards for their AHL team instead. Nice enough guy, but a career AHL'er.

Both are definitely real players.
Sep. 8, 2021 at 6:59 p.m.
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I just discovered that there's a guy who was drafted in the second round this year by Montreal named Riley Kidney.
 
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