not better, also the marner one is trash and Bertuzzi's anti-vax ass can stay in the US

What are you even doing? This is considerably worse than the current team

As an outsider looking I'll say this: I'd be a lot happier if I were a divisional rival looking at this Leafs team than the current one

I'd like to suggest three small changes that would make your Matthews trade much more realistic:

Swap out Rielly for Mikheyev and Engvall.

Drop the goalies, Dermott, Roy, and Whitecloud.

Swap out Matthews for Tavares.

There. Much better.

Detroit would normally accept, But since Bertuzzi is anti-vax he can't play or wont play in Canada period.

Ok but Tavares isn't going to waive. He playing for his home town team.

Not a chance Minnesota is doing this deal. Dumba, Marcus foligno are going nowhere. Marner, an expensive winger who disappear in playoffs isn't needed. Wild don't need another expensive winger, and expensive 6th d. So no