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Jack Adams Award

Created by: CFMan
Initial Creation Date: Oct. 16, 2021
Published: Oct. 16, 2021
Team: 2021-22 Chicago Blackhawks
Team Explanation
Colliton wears his number #1 coach onesie to bed every night and dreams of how smart a man he has to be to come up with the best system in the world. He dreams of raising the Stanley cup where his captain, David Kampf hands him the cup while alternate captains Erik Gustaffson and Ryan carpenter have tears in their eyes from witnessing such a genius be recognized. Colltion walks on stage at the NHL awards where Barry Trotz and Jon Cooper try to stifle their rage and jealously as the galaxy brain himself Jeremy Colliton walks on stage to accept the Jack Adams award aka Certified Genius award. Everyone claps until their hands are raw knowing that if they didnt Colliton would burst their heads like grapes with his raw telekinetic powers from sheer brainpower. Colliton smiles in his sleep. "What a great coach I am" he thinks to himself.

P.S. trades arent serious
Trades
1.
CHI
  1. Raymond, Lucas
  2. Grewe, Albin [Reserve List]
DET
  1. DeBrincat, Alex
2.
CHI
  1. Kassian, Zack
  2. Koskinen, Mikko
  3. Lavoie, Raphael
  4. 2022 1st round pick (EDM)
  5. 2023 1st round pick (EDM)
  6. 2023 2nd round pick (EDM)
EDM
  1. Kubalik, Dominik
  2. Strome, Dylan
3.
CHI
  1. Little, Bryan
  2. 2022 1st round pick (WPG)
  3. 2023 1st round pick (WPG)
WPG
  1. Toews, Jonathan ($5,250,000 retained)
4.
CHI
  1. Cajkovic, Maxim
  2. Alnefelt, Hugo
  3. 2022 1st round pick (TBL)
  4. 2023 1st round pick (TBL)
TBL
  1. Kane, Patrick ($5,250,000 retained)
  2. Shaw, Andrew
Additional Details:
Put both on ltir and pull a kucherov 2.0 with Kane EZ 3 peet
Retained Salary Transactions
  • Jonathan Toews: $5,250,000 (50%)
  • Patrick Kane: $5,250,000 (50%)
  • Olli Määttä: $750,108 (18%)
Buried
  • Brett Connolly: $2,375,000 ($3,500,000)
DRAFT YEARROUND 1ROUND 2ROUND 3ROUND 4ROUND 5ROUND 6ROUND 7
2022
EDM
WPG
TBL
CHI
EDM
TOR
VGK
CHI
CHI
CBJ
CHI
2023
CHI
EDM
WPG
TBL
CHI
TBL
EDM
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
2024
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
CHI
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES BONUSESCAP SPACE
25$81,500,000$72,292,547$452,439$6,112,500$9,207,453
Left WingCenterRight Wing
CHI
Hagel, Brandon
$1,500,000
LW
RFA - 3
CHI
Borgström, Henrik
$1,000,000
C
RFA - 2
CHI
Johnson, Tyler
$5,000,000
RW, C
NTC
UFA - 3
CHI
Kurashev, Philipp
$842,500
LW, RW
RFA - 1
CHI
Gaudette, Adam
$997,500
C
RFA - 1
CHI
Carpenter, Ryan
$1,000,000
RW, C
UFA - 1
CHI
Khaira, Jujhar
$975,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
DET
Raymond, Lucas
$925,000
RW, LW
RFA - 3
CHI
Dach, Kirby
$925,000
C, RW
RFA - 1
EDM
Kassian, Zack
$3,200,000
RW
UFA - 3
CHI
Entwistle, Mackenzie
$811,667
C
RFA - 1
EDM
Lavoie, Raphael
$870,000
RW, C
RFA - 2
WPG
Little, Bryan
$5,291,667
C, RW
NTC
UFA - 3
TBL
Cajkovic, Maxim
$850,833
RW, LW
RFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
CHI
De Haan, Calvin
$4,550,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
CHI
Jones, Seth
$5,400,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 1
CHI
Fleury, Marc-André
$7,000,000
G
NTC
UFA - 1
CHI
McCabe, Jake
$4,000,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 4
CHI
Murphy, Connor
$3,850,000
RD
UFA - 1
CHI
Lankinen, Kevin
$800,000
G
UFA - 1
CHI
Stillman, Riley
$1,350,000
LD
RFA - 3
CHI
Mitchell, Ian
$925,000
RD
RFA - 2
EDM
Koskinen, Mikko
$4,500,000
G
NTC
UFA - 1
CHI
Gustafsson, Erik
$800,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
TBL
Alnefelt, Hugo
$850,833
G
RFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
CHI
Jones, Caleb
$850,000
LD
RFA - 1

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Oct. 16 at 7:50 p.m.
#1
exo2769
Joined: Jul. 2015
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Edited Oct. 16 at 7:55 p.m.
FIRE HIM!

I'm done. Not prepared AT ALL. Not one game

I can't watch the rest. I'm just so tired of defending this complete embarrassment.

4-0 and PIT earned ZERO of those goals. Not a single good solid play by PIT. Not one. The Hawks just give up in the middle of plays
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Oct. 16 at 7:53 p.m.
#2
Thread Starter
Joined: Apr. 2017
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Quoting: exo2769
FIRE HIM!

I'm done. Not prepared AT ALL. Not one game

I can't watch the rest. I'm just so tired of defending this complete embarrassment.


I've stopped watching each game basically after the first period. Also I unironically think his job is still safe for this entire year no matter what happens even if the next 79 games go like this.
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Oct. 16 at 7:54 p.m.
#3
exo2769
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Quoting: CFMan
I've stopped watching each game basically after the first period. Also I unironically think his job is still safe for this entire year no matter what happens even if the next 79 games go like this.


They don't even have their own 1st. It's just SOO BAD
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Oct. 16 at 7:59 p.m.
#4
PlusMinus is stupid
Joined: May 2018
Posts: 2,890
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Clown trades... I get that was the point, but... Clown trades.
Oct. 16 at 8:03 p.m.
#5
Banned
Joined: Jun. 2016
Posts: 33,053
Likes: 8,998
Yeah Detroit would easily pass, Hopefully Lucas Raymond winds up as good as Alex Debrincat.
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Oct. 16 at 8:03 p.m.
#6
Temp GM
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I personally rate this post 10 out of 10
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Oct. 16 at 8:04 p.m.
#7
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Quoting: CFMan
I've stopped watching each game basically after the first period. Also I unironically think his job is still safe for this entire year no matter what happens even if the next 79 games go like this.


I stopped after the 2nd goal
Oct. 16 at 8:21 p.m.
#8
Joined: Dec. 2017
Posts: 13,170
Likes: 6,178
Quoting: Stan_Bowman
I personally rate this post 10 out of 10


I agree this is a good post. I honestly don't know what I'd do here. When I first saw it I thought pass so I'm going to pass.

I also don't think this Chicago would do this. DeBrincat helps them now and it will probably be at least before Raymond will have an impact like that.
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Oct. 16 at 8:30 p.m.
#9
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Quoting: aedoran
I agree this is a good post. I honestly don't know what I'd do here. When I first saw it I thought pass so I'm going to pass.

I also don't think this Chicago would do this. DeBrincat helps them now and it will probably be at least before Raymond will have an impact like that.


The description is the value in the post.
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Oct. 16 at 8:33 p.m.
#10
Dahlen Fan Club
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Posts: 1,801
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Am I the only one that thinks Colliton looks like Martin Jones?
Oct. 16 at 8:50 p.m.
#11
Joined: Dec. 2017
Posts: 13,170
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Quoting: Stan_Bowman
The description is the value in the post.


Sorry my bad. I stopped reading after the first line and assumed it was just a rant about the coach. So I do think it's close.
Oct. 16 at 8:55 p.m.
#12
Panarin for Saad
Joined: Aug. 2020
Posts: 675
Likes: 243
Bowman out here clapping everyone’s cheeks. All of em. Then he gonna go on and clap all of team USA in the olympics cheeks too. Stan Bowman = Cheeks being clapped
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Oct. 18 at 10:24 a.m.
#13
Joined: Feb. 2018
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Quoting: aedoran
I agree this is a good post. I honestly don't know what I'd do here. When I first saw it I thought pass so I'm going to pass.

I also don't think this Chicago would do this. DeBrincat helps them now and it will probably be at least before Raymond will have an impact like that.


Interesting way to think about it. If Detroit is still bad for a few more seasons, they'll have time to develop Zadina, Raymond, Berggren, Seider, Edvinsson, Albert Johansson, and maybe a couple others. Add that on top of a couple more Top 10 picks, and this team could be deadly for a while.
If they start making moves to get good now, they lose good draft position, and a couple of the good prospects. Win now, be worse later.

DeBrincat is absolutely the better player now. Raymond has been showing that he's something special. There's really no telling who will have the better career at this point. I'd pass on that trade. Best to see how Raymond develops instead of risking winding up with a great player in Debrincat instead of a legit superstar that Raymond could potentially be.
Oct. 18 at 12:08 p.m.
#14
Boi
Joined: Feb. 2020
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Having Kane and kuch On the same team is redundant tampa passes
 
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