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Players I could prolly beat in a fight

Created by: Bigboi69
Initial Creation Date: Oct. 25, 2021
Published: Oct. 25, 2021
Team: 2021-22 Tampa Bay Lightning
Team Explanation
I could prolly win a fight against these guys


(Kinda sad that I have to specify this but, THIS IS A JOKE!!!!)
Trades
1.
TBL
  1. Kessel, Phil
ARI
    Give him a hot dog and KO him while he’s eating it
    2.
    TBL
    1. Keith, Duncan
    EDM
      He’s like 100
      3.
      TBL
      1. Caufield, Cole
      MTL
        He’s like 3 feet tall
        4.
        TBL
        1. Chara, Zdeno
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        It would be like fighting someone’s grandpa
        NYI
          5.
          TBL
          1. Panarin, Artemi
          NYR
            Wilson exposed his lack of fighting ability
            6.
            TBL
            1. Crosby, Sidney
            PIT
              Crosbaby
              7.
              TBL
              1. Wilson, Tom
              WSH
                If I dress up like reaves he’ll just skate away from me
                Buyouts
                • Vincent Lecavalier: $0
                DRAFT YEARROUND 1ROUND 2ROUND 3ROUND 4ROUND 5ROUND 6ROUND 7
                2022
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                2023
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                2024
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                ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
                30$81,500,000$112,886,439$145,122$1,050,000-$31,386,439
                Left WingCenterRight Wing
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                Palat, Ondrej
                $5,300,000
                LW, RW
                NTC
                UFA - 1
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                Point, Brayden
                $6,750,000
                C, RW
                UFA - 1
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                Stamkos, Steven
                $8,500,000
                RW, C, LW
                NMC
                UFA - 3
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                Killorn, Alex
                $4,450,000
                LW
                NTC
                UFA - 2
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                Cirelli, Anthony
                $4,800,000
                C, RW
                RFA - 2
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                Perry, Corey
                $1,000,000
                RW
                NTC
                UFA - 2
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                Maroon, Patrick
                $900,000
                LW, RW
                NTC
                UFA - 1
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                Colton, Ross
                $1,125,000
                LW, C
                RFA - 2
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                Raddysh, Taylor
                $758,333
                RW
                RFA - 3
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                Katchouk, Boris
                $758,333
                LW
                RFA - 3
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                Bellemare, Pierre-Édouard
                $1,000,000
                C, LW
                UFA - 2
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                Kessel, Phil
                $6,800,000
                RW
                NMC NTC
                UFA - 1
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                Panarin, Artemi
                $11,642,857
                LW
                NMC
                UFA - 5
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                Barré-Boulet, Alex
                $758,333
                RW, LW
                UFA - 3
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                Caufield, Cole
                $880,833
                LW, RW
                RFA - 2
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                Joseph, Mathieu
                $737,500
                C, LW, RW
                RFA - 1
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                Wilson, Tom
                $5,166,666
                RW
                NTC
                UFA - 3
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                Crosby, Sidney
                $8,700,000
                C
                NMC
                UFA - 4
                Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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                Hedman, Victor
                $7,875,000
                LD
                NMC
                UFA - 4
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                Cernak, Erik
                $2,950,000
                RD
                RFA - 2
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                Vasilevskiy, Andrei
                $9,500,000
                G
                NMC
                UFA - 7
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                McDonagh, Ryan
                $6,750,000
                LD
                NTC
                UFA - 5
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                Rutta, Jan
                $1,300,000
                LD/RD
                UFA - 1
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                Elliott, Brian
                $900,000
                G
                UFA - 1
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                Sergachev, Mikhail
                $4,800,000
                LD/RD
                RFA - 2
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                Foote, Cal
                $850,000
                RD
                RFA - 2
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                Claesson, Fredrik
                $750,000
                LD
                UFA - 1
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                Sustr, Andrej
                $750,000
                RD
                UFA - 1
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                Keith, Duncan
                $5,538,462
                LD
                NMC
                UFA - 2
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                Chara, Zdeno
                $750,000
                LD
                UFA - 1
                ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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                Kucherov, Nikita
                $9,500,000
                RW
                NMC
                UFA - 6
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                Seabrook, Brent
                $6,875,000
                RD
                NMC
                UFA - 3
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                Bogosian, Zach
                $850,000
                RD
                NTC
                UFA - 3

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                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:00 p.m.
                #1
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                I dare you to fight Ovi
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:00 p.m.
                #2
                Pens are the best
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                Crosby could easily beat up any NHL player (except a few)
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:01 p.m.
                #3
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                Chara could beat anybody in the NHL right now easily.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:01 p.m.
                #4
                powered by a V10
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                Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:02 p.m.
                #5
                DmitryCoolikovinsta
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                Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:02 p.m.
                #6
                DmitryCoolikovinsta
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                Quoting: Bobcat205
                Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.


                6'9 250, it'd be like fighting a WWE wrestler who can actually fight
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                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:04 p.m.
                #7
                DmitryCoolikovinsta
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                Quoting: capsfan2121
                I dare you to fight Ovi


                For him being as much of a superstar as he is, I love the fact he hits/fights. It shows that stars don't have to have goons to protect them. That and his goal scoring is why I love Ovi lol
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:05 p.m.
                #8
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                Boi
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                Quoting: capsfan2121
                I dare you to fight Ovi


                I’ll do my best might lose tho
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                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:05 p.m.
                #9
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                Boi
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                Quoting: Imagine875948
                Crosby could easily beat up any NHL player (except a few)

                Ya but I’m better than an nhl player😌
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:06 p.m.
                #10
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                Boi
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                Quoting: sens65
                Chara could beat anybody in the NHL right now easily.

                Nah he’s like 100
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:06 p.m.
                #11
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                Boi
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                Quoting: Bobcat205
                Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.


                I’m built different
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:12 p.m.
                #12
                Pens are the best
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                Quoting: Bigboi69
                Ya but I’m better than an nhl player😌


                🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂you wish
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:16 p.m.
                #13
                stand with naz
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                paul byron
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:20 p.m.
                #14
                Danny Mr. GM Briere
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                you could just run around old man chara similar to how you could run around a traffic cone and eventually he'll get tired so yeah should be pretty easy
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:23 p.m.
                #15
                scott sabourin
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                lol at the amount of people thinking this is a serious post and are defending Chara and Crosby's toughness
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:29 p.m.
                #16
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                Crosby?
                Anyone who has stood next to him would bet on his side.
                He is a thick, strong, tree-trunk of a man.
                You wouldn’t stand a chance.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:33 p.m.
                #17
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                This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:37 p.m.
                #18
                IamAlwaysRight
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                Quoting: CMcAvoy73
                This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.


                I think Oleksiak could take Chara.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:49 p.m.
                #19
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                Boi
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                Quoting: Imagine875948
                🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂you wish


                Watch as I smoke crosby 🥱
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:49 p.m.
                #20
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                Boi
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                Quoting: Sicksi
                you could just run around old man chara similar to how you could run around a traffic cone and eventually he'll get tired so yeah should be pretty easy


                Elite strat
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:50 p.m.
                #21
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                Boi
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                Quoting: Marshallchapman9
                lol at the amount of people thinking this is a serious post and are defending Chara and Crosby's toughness


                It is fun to watch
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                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:50 p.m.
                #22
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                Boi
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                Quoting: NHLfan10506
                Crosby?
                Anyone who has stood next to him would bet on his side.
                He is a thick, strong, tree-trunk of a man.
                You wouldn’t stand a chance.

                Ya but I’m also taller and stronger than crosby so it wouldn’t be that hard
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                Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:51 p.m.
                #23
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                Boi
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                Quoting: CMcAvoy73
                This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.


                The entire post is meant as a joke idk why so many people are taking it serious
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:22 p.m.
                #24
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                Quoting: gary_bettman
                I think Oleksiak could take Chara.


                They’ve already fought.
                Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:38 p.m.
                #25
                Pistol Pete
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                Quoting: DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM
                Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too

                Crosby has known concussion issues he’s be a one shot.
                Quoting: DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM
                Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too
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