Players I could prolly beat in a fight

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Created by: Bigboi69

Initial Creation Date: Oct. 25, 2021

Published: Oct. 25, 2021

Team: 2021-22 Tampa Bay Lightning

Team Explanation

I could prolly win a fight against these guys

(Kinda sad that I have to specify this but, THIS IS A JOKE!!!!)

Trades

TBL

Kessel, Phil

ARI

Give him a hot dog and KO him while he’s eating it

TBL

Keith, Duncan

EDM

He’s like 100

TBL

Caufield, Cole

MTL

He’s like 3 feet tall

TBL

Chara, Zdeno

Additional Details:

It would be like fighting someone’s grandpa

NYI

TBL

Panarin, Artemi

NYR

Wilson exposed his lack of fighting ability

TBL

Crosby, Sidney

PIT

Crosbaby

TBL

Wilson, Tom

WSH

If I dress up like reaves he’ll just skate away from me

Buyouts

Vincent Lecavalier: $0

DRAFT YEAR	ROUND 1	ROUND 2	ROUND 3	ROUND 4	ROUND 5	ROUND 6	ROUND 7
2022
2023
2024

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
30	$81,500,000	$112,886,439	$145,122	$1,050,000	-$31,386,439

Left Wing	Center	Right Wing
Palat, Ondrej $5,300,000 LW, RW NTC UFA - 1	Point, Brayden $6,750,000 C, RW UFA - 1	Stamkos, Steven $8,500,000 RW, C, LW NMC UFA - 3
Killorn, Alex $4,450,000 LW NTC UFA - 2	Cirelli, Anthony $4,800,000 C, RW RFA - 2	Perry, Corey $1,000,000 RW NTC UFA - 2
Maroon, Patrick $900,000 LW, RW NTC UFA - 1	Colton, Ross $1,125,000 LW, C RFA - 2	Raddysh, Taylor $758,333 RW RFA - 3
Katchouk, Boris $758,333 LW RFA - 3	Bellemare, Pierre-Édouard $1,000,000 C, LW UFA - 2	Kessel, Phil $6,800,000 RW NMC NTC UFA - 1
Panarin, Artemi $11,642,857 LW NMC UFA - 5	Barré-Boulet, Alex $758,333 RW, LW UFA - 3	Caufield, Cole $880,833 LW, RW RFA - 2
	Joseph, Mathieu $737,500 C, LW, RW RFA - 1	Wilson, Tom $5,166,666 RW NTC UFA - 3
	Crosby, Sidney $8,700,000 C NMC UFA - 4

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Hedman, Victor $7,875,000 LD NMC UFA - 4	Cernak, Erik $2,950,000 RD RFA - 2	Vasilevskiy, Andrei $9,500,000 G NMC UFA - 7
McDonagh, Ryan $6,750,000 LD NTC UFA - 5	Rutta, Jan $1,300,000 LD/RD UFA - 1	Elliott, Brian $900,000 G UFA - 1
Sergachev, Mikhail $4,800,000 LD/RD RFA - 2	Foote, Cal $850,000 RD RFA - 2
Claesson, Fredrik $750,000 LD UFA - 1	Sustr, Andrej $750,000 RD UFA - 1
Keith, Duncan $5,538,462 LD NMC UFA - 2
Chara, Zdeno $750,000 LD UFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
		Kucherov, Nikita $9,500,000 RW NMC UFA - 6
		Seabrook, Brent $6,875,000 RD NMC UFA - 3
		Bogosian, Zach $850,000 RD NTC UFA - 3

Could I beat them in fight?

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:00 p.m.

capsfan2121

NYI Interim Gm v5

Joined: May 2021

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I dare you to fight Ovi

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:00 p.m.

Imagine875948

Pens are the best

Joined: Mar. 2021

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Crosby could easily beat up any NHL player (except a few)

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:01 p.m.

sens65

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Chara could beat anybody in the NHL right now easily.

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:01 p.m.

Bobcat205

Joined: Mar. 2021

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Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:02 p.m.

DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM

DmitryCoolikovinsta

Joined: Nov. 2020

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Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:02 p.m.

DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM

DmitryCoolikovinsta

Joined: Nov. 2020

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Quoting: Bobcat205

Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.

6'9 250, it'd be like fighting a WWE wrestler who can actually fight

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:04 p.m.

DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM

DmitryCoolikovinsta

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Quoting: capsfan2121

I dare you to fight Ovi

For him being as much of a superstar as he is, I love the fact he hits/fights. It shows that stars don't have to have goons to protect them. That and his goal scoring is why I love Ovi lol

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:05 p.m.

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: capsfan2121

I dare you to fight Ovi

I’ll do my best might lose tho

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:05 p.m.

Bigboi69

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Boi

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Quoting: Imagine875948

Crosby could easily beat up any NHL player (except a few)

Ya but I’m better than an nhl player😌

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:06 p.m.

#10

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: sens65

Chara could beat anybody in the NHL right now easily.

Nah he’s like 100

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:06 p.m.

#11

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: Bobcat205

Chara may be old, but he's also 6'9". It'd be a chore to even get him down once, let alone KO him.

I’m built different

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:12 p.m.

#12

Imagine875948

Pens are the best

Joined: Mar. 2021

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Quoting: Bigboi69

Ya but I’m better than an nhl player😌

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂you wish

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:16 p.m.

#13

Zuki9797

SHANE WRIGHT SZN

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paul byron

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:20 p.m.

#14

Sicksi

Danny Mr. GM Briere

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you could just run around old man chara similar to how you could run around a traffic cone and eventually he'll get tired so yeah should be pretty easy

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:23 p.m.

#15

stephane_robidas

scott sabourin

Joined: Sep. 2020

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lol at the amount of people thinking this is a serious post and are defending Chara and Crosby's toughness

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:29 p.m.

#16

NHLfan10506

Joined: May 2019

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Crosby?
Anyone who has stood next to him would bet on his side.
He is a thick, strong, tree-trunk of a man.
You wouldn’t stand a chance.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:33 p.m.

#17

CMcAvoy73

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This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:37 p.m.

#18

gary_bettman

IamAlwaysRight

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Quoting: CMcAvoy73

This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.

I think Oleksiak could take Chara.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:49 p.m.

#19

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: Imagine875948

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂you wish

Watch as I smoke crosby 🥱

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:49 p.m.

#20

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: Sicksi

you could just run around old man chara similar to how you could run around a traffic cone and eventually he'll get tired so yeah should be pretty easy

Elite strat

Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:50 p.m.

#21

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: Marshallchapman9

lol at the amount of people thinking this is a serious post and are defending Chara and Crosby's toughness

It is fun to watch

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:50 p.m.

#22

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: NHLfan10506

Crosby?
Anyone who has stood next to him would bet on his side.
He is a thick, strong, tree-trunk of a man.
You wouldn’t stand a chance.

Ya but I’m also taller and stronger than crosby so it wouldn’t be that hard

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Oct. 25, 2021 at 12:51 p.m.

#23

Bigboi69

Thread Starter

Boi

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Quoting: CMcAvoy73

This entire post is kind of dumb, but silver lining, i think the chara conversation is pretty interesting. Is there anyone that would be a favorite in a fight against chara? I’m not sure.

The entire post is meant as a joke idk why so many people are taking it serious

Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:22 p.m.

#24

CMcAvoy73

Joined: Apr. 2021

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Quoting: gary_bettman

I think Oleksiak could take Chara.

They’ve already fought.

Oct. 25, 2021 at 1:38 p.m.

#25

Zmach

Pistol Pete

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Quoting: DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM

Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too

Crosby has known concussion issues he’s be a one shot.

Quoting: DmitryCoolikov_On_INSTAGRAM

Chara is a freak of nature, I doubt he'd be an easy opponent. Also wilson is actually quite strong so idk. Crosby seems pretty strong too

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