Heh.

Drury asks what kind of drugs you're on, hangs up and blocks your number. And a counter-offer, the Rangers offer Libor Hajek for Bo Horvat with 50% retention.

call me crazy, but all those offers seem to favor the canucks.

haha you crazy man

Yeah these favor The Canucks alot Seattle trade is probably the only one half realistic but i am still not sure as they dont need defensive help on paper

The only bad trade here is the Rangers one, but I have a hard time seeing why the Isles would be interested in Myers

Also, I don't see how Colin Miller gets that much money. He's on Buffalo, so we don't really know if he's a still top 4 D-man

isles laugh in ur face wtf is that man lmao

”The only bad trade”. The Isles one is horrendous.

Add in 2 firsts and retain half on Myers and you have a deal 🤣🤣🤣

You haven't seen how well Myers has been playing lately, he doesn't cost anywhere near that much to dump, heck, I might even argue he isn't a negative asset

”How well”, not as bad you mean? Please tell me why Isles would give up a better, cheaper and younger player on a steal of a contract (2x1.450) for 3 more years of Tyler Myers at 6 mil! + that we add to get him 😂 lmao. Look up their analytical stats and come back.

I know Myers is the furthest thing from an analytics darling, but seriously, he has been an absolute revelation since Bruce Boudreau took over. As for Mayfield, I'm not sure I would call his contract a steal anymore as he hasn't been that good this season

Haha okay. 1.450 for a top-4 defenseman is not a steal, but Tyler Myers 6 mil for 3 more years is good in comparison. 6 game sample size btw contra years of being horrible.