But Chiarot is worth a 1st +++

And I have a hot babe girlfriend.

We can all dream.

If we wanted your crap, we would ask for your poutine recipe.

That's a pretty apt thing to say to an European who doesn't have a clue what the f*ck poutine is.

Islanders don't need to send a 5th with Mayfield to get back a 1st.

That being said, I'd almost rather ride out his contract with the hopes of the Islanders contending again next year. Worst case scenario, you can still cash him in at next year's deadline if the team manages to fall off another cliff.

If you dont know what poutine is I doubt you can point Quebec on a map.

That I can do. Geography is one of my stronger suits.

Mayfield realistically is the only RD that fits the bill of what Dubas wants rn and is the only guy who fits under the cap for next year

I got a feeling Dubas is looking for a LD and will make a Dcore very similar to Tampa

Strong LD paired with adequate RD.

You are such a liar it’s embarrassing

He's European they actually have functional school systems out in that part of the globe.

Besides, you have to be good with roads and borders when his country produces as many top rally car drivers as his does or that there's a state always trying to expand its borders next door.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone get so offended by someone else saying they could find a place on a map.

I don't think he's worth a first but signs seem to indicate that that's what he'll fetch

Didn’t quote the right sentence but it was for poutine, I hope he knows where Quebec is since he is ‘following’ hockey