jays and cardinals having an interesting game

excited to see how the jays do this season

10-9 Jays Final. What a freaking game.

The Donald Jay's will win it all in 2024.

This is my last whole week of junior year of HS, so i guess this is the perfect time to think about my senior quote

these are the current frontrunners:

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star

"The risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math." - Unknown

"I AM THE MACHINE." - Bert Kreischer

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ" - Unknown

I found one more question:

If you could pick one person to be the entire human race's ambassador to an alien civilization, who would you pick?

There are two ways i could answer this: Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Joe Rogan. NDT would be the sensible option, but Joe Rogan would be the funnier one.

Could you imagine Joe offering DMT to a f*cking alien

Rahal-Letterman-Lanigan Racing is going to take years off my life.

I won’t lie, I was really hoping to see Foyt Racing take the win, got a chance to meet some of their guys (including Benjamin Pedersen), and that group really deserved to win themselves one.

template if anyone wants to make theirs

NICK TAYLOR w/ the 72-foot walk off putt!
booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone find it funny, strange, weird, when you see someone with a 'cat' picture as their avatar on this site?

Why?

I don't know why I find this so funny, maybe it's just me.

But, these are the people that I would flag as potential serial killers.

I think it's long enough now, i can talk about what happened here.

Everyone blaming this on the underbody of the Next Gen car has no idea what they're talking about. You could throw anything sideways at 200 mph and it'll catch air. It's just physics.

With that being said, this is the most Hot Wheels-*ss wreck i've seen in a long time. Glad to hear Ryan's okay.

(what is it with guys named Ryan and wrecking horrifically at Daytona in recent years)

Next Gen car may be completely terrible when it comes to driver safety but I'd agree it's not at fault for Preece's crash. We've seen cars do crazy things the moment they dig into that infield dirt (see Buescher's Rocket League looking crash at Charlotte), thankfully the safety mechanisms did what they were supposed to do. What somehow is being overlooked in all the chaos of Blaney's crash, Preece's flip, and Keselowski's donuts, is that RFK had an absolute masterclass in teamwork to win. Keselowski and Buescher did everything perfectly to make sure no one could get enough of a run to split the two or get around them, and those RFK boys look good going into the playoffs.

so uh, week 1 was cool

Browns-Bengals was fun to listen to on the radio. Between Jim Donovan for the Browns, Tom Hamilton for the Guardians and Bob McElligott for the Jackets, i'm pretty damn spoiled for radio options.

If the Bengals felt the same way my dad and i do, they would never let Joe Burrow play in the rain again. He was awful, and Zac Taylor's playcalling (especially on that 4th down with 10 minutes left) didn't really help much.

I didn't know much about this Jerome Ford guy coming into this year, but based on his play from this Sunday, he's a totally adequate backup for Nick. Not bad for a rookie in his first game.

Deshaun... was still Deshaun. Overthrows and underthrows abound, but he got it done on his feet. At what point do we bring in DTR?

DTR! DTR! DTR! DTR!

Another reason to hate the st**lers

I’d like to see an alien decode Sylvester Stallone’s drawl.

“I am score.”
-Evgeni Malkin

recently fallen in love with the new NASCAR Classics page, getting to live through some old memories is an amazing feeling

I've loved watching some old stuff from like 2009-2011 with the Sprint commercials boasting about 4G internet. Y'all remember when that was novel technology?

It's not yet a full archive of every broadcasted race (we're still missing most of the 2008 season) and some broadcasts are edited (see: 2007 Sonoma, where we don't hear Kyle Petty yelling "WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT" on live TV), but it's still an amazing asset to my NASCAR fandom.

full 2007 daytona 500 goes hard

but where is the Kyle Petty cut? #NascarReleaseTheKylePettyCut

New IndyCar Schedule released

I'm excited for Milwaukee coming back. I hope this is the beginning of even more ovals on the schedule.

(please chicagoland for the love of god i don't care how you do it just F*CKING DO IT)

No Texas disappoints me

Yeah, that sucks, the race last year was really good, but apparently the dates couldn't match between IndyCar and TMS's management.

I'm surprised they couldn't agree on one of the off weeks:

- May 5th, between Barber and the Indy GP

- July 28th or August 4th, between Toronto and Gateway

- September 5th, between Milwaukee and Nashville

It's a shame.

Don't think they'd be able to justify a non-indy race or event in the month of may but the other dates would have been perfectly fine, i agree. The map of where races are occurring is also disappointing to see, barely branching out from a straight line north-south of Indy and a couple races on the west coast. I'd have hoped they would find places to go that would make it more national and more interesting.