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Bowness Wet Dream

Created by: earl08
Team: 2022-23 Winnipeg Jets
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 4, 2022
Published: Jul. 4, 2022
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8$6,000,000
5$2,000,000
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4$4,500,000
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2$1,000,000
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20$82,500,000$81,095,358$0$850,000$1,404,642
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UFA - 5
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UFA - 4
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$2,000,000$2,000,000
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UFA - 1
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RD
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UFA - 2
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 6:51 p.m.
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So ready for these comments looololol
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 6:57 p.m.
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Might be wet dream of Bowness, but a nightmare for NTCs Benn, Danault, Saad.
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:03 p.m.
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Quoting: palhal
Might be wet dream of Bowness, but a nightmare for NTCs Benn, Danault, Saad.


Hold on: after three Cup Finals in the next four years you're worried about NTCs?¿?
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:09 p.m.
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Hold on: after three Cup Finals in the next four years you're worried about NTCs?¿?


this team gets dad last every year lmao, this isn't no rebuild
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:10 p.m.
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Gonna be a whole lot of 1-0 or 2-1 games this year 🤣
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:12 p.m.
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I’ll assume Bowness is an defence first coach?
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:20 p.m.
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I’ll assume Bowness is an defence first coach?


Correct
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:23 p.m.
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This isn’t Bowness’s wet dream. It’s close, but not there yet.

Trade for Faksa, sign Cogliano and Comeau. Then reunite the FCC line. Trade for Glendening and Suter, sign Raffl. Put Perfetti on the 4th line and scratch him some random games for no reason. Trade for Gurianov just to not play him the entire season.

Then it would be Bowness’s complete wet dream.
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:26 p.m.
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Quoting: earl08
Hold on: after three Cup Finals in the next four years you're worried about NTCs?¿?


Do you really think those players waive to Winnpeg? Really?
Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:29 p.m.
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Correct


Connor Hellebuyck might get a wet dream as well if that’s the case
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:32 p.m.
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Quoting: bnormie46
Connor Hellebuyck might get a wet dream as well if that’s the case


Hellebuyck is definitely the big winner of this coaching hire.
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:37 p.m.
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Do you really think those players waive to Winnpeg? Really?


Have you seen Rick Bowness' hair? It's Andre Agassi. It is majestic.
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:43 p.m.
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Have you seen Rick Bowness' hair? It's Andre Agassi. It is majestic.


Good looking guy for sure even at his age. Wish him, and his hair well in Winnipeg.. The Winnipeg winter weather just might take a toll on that majestic hair though.
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 7:53 p.m.
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Good looking guy for sure even at his age. Wish him, and his hair well in Winnipeg.. The Winnipeg winter weather just might take a toll on that majestic hair though.


I think with proper winter headwear he should be fine. That said, his skincare regime might require additional moisturizer given how dry the winters are in Winnipeg. wink
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Jul. 4, 2022 at 10:50 p.m.
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Yup gonna be a long, boring and bad season for the Jets, ugh.. what a disaster of an organization!
 
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