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Created by: JKeliar
Team: 2022-23 Boston Bruins
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 2, 2022
Published: Aug. 2, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Currently the average age for the Bruins forwards is 28.7 ......that's not fast enough. I don't know how the Smith/Kerfoot trade would work, but I'd bet that there would have to be a third team for it to actually happen, and Dubas loves those - anyone know if a western conference team has a bit of cap space they wouldn't mind giving up for a couple picks?

These trades also does something rather critical for the Bruins - it buys them time AND space. Tons of players are going to be looking for raises, so thankfully there's a little space to actually make that work, and, if backed into a corner, the Bruins have some picks that are not their own that they can trade away, if need be.
Trades
1.
BOS
  1. Chesley, Ryan [Reserve List]
  2. 2023 4th round pick (WSH)
2.
BOS
  1. Jeannot, Tanner
  2. 2024 3rd round pick (NSH)
3.
DAL
  1. Asselin, Samuel
  2. 2023 4th round pick (WSH)
4.
BOS
  1. Drysdale, Jamie
  2. 2023 2nd round pick (BOS)
ANA
  1. Nosek, Tomas
  2. 2023 7th round pick (LAK)
5.
BOS
  1. 2024 2nd round pick (BOS)
  2. 2025 7th round pick (ANA)
6.
BOS
  1. 2024 2nd round pick (MTL)
  2. 2024 2nd round pick (FLA)
  3. 2024 7th round pick (BOS)
7.
BUF
  1. 2025 7th round pick (ANA)
8.
BOS
  1. 2023 3rd round pick (NJD)
  2. 2023 7th round pick (TOR)
9.
TOR
  1. Smith, Craig
  2. 2023 7th round pick (TOR)
10.
BOS
  1. Hayton, Barrett [RFA Rights]
  2. 2025 2nd round pick (NYR)
  3. 2025 2nd round pick (EDM)
11.
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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Logo of the NJD
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2024
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Logo of the FLA
Logo of the BOS
Logo of the NSH
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2025
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Logo of the NYR
Logo of the EDM
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$82,500,000$69,085,000$0$1,782,500$13,415,000
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$1,050,000$1,050,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,666,667$6,666,667
RW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,000,000$6,000,000
LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$925,000$925,000
C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Dallas Stars
$2,900,000$2,900,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$800,000$800,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$3,500,000$3,500,000
LW, C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$800,000$800,000
C, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$700,000$700K)
RW, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$855,833$855,833 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
LW, RW
RFA - 3
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$762,500$762,500
LW, C
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,500,000$6,500,000
LD
NTC, NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RD
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$3,687,500$3,687,500
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$4,100,000$4,100,000
RD
UFA - 5
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$150,000$150K)
G
RFA - 1
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$1,137,500$1,137,500
LD/RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 1

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Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:46 p.m.
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All these trades favor the Bruins and none of the other teams would accept. The end.
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Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:50 p.m.
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You should probably get in touch with reality
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Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:50 p.m.
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GO FLAMES GO
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Lysell for a 7th to Buffalo? Thats fair according to you
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Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:52 p.m.
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Edited Aug. 3, 2022 at 12:04 a.m.
Bro. How do the Ducks add in that already comical swap? This is all well beyond pie in the sky. Like... a caricature of a tart in the atmosphere.
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Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:53 p.m.
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Go home, you're drunk
Aug. 2, 2022 at 11:56 p.m.
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I love the title. But, as a whole, it feels like a Charlie Sheen comedy show. Don't worry: the sun will come up tomorrow.
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Aug. 3, 2022 at 12:24 a.m.
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Quoting: NickC1988
All these trades favor the Bruins and none of the other teams would accept. The end.


I’m really hoping this was a joke, if not it’s embarrassing. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Aug. 3, 2022 at 12:34 a.m.
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Formerly Jamiepo
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Quoting: NickC1988
All these trades favor the Bruins and none of the other teams would accept. The end.


Debrusk trade seems close... oddly. But Yotes don't want him.
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Aug. 3, 2022 at 12:48 a.m.
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Once a Kings Fan Too
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You should add a poll:

Which is funnier:
(1) Jeannot for Clifton,
(2) Drysdale for Nosek, or
(3) Peterka for an over-the-horizon fifth?

My choice would be (2), because that's the worst player evaluation I've seen this month.
Aug. 3, 2022 at 12:54 a.m.
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Reality was hung and killed in South Park years ago
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Aug. 3, 2022 at 7:53 a.m.
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Smith and kerfoot may be close value wise but don’t think Toronto would want the extra year that comes with smith.


Other then that most of the trades are pretty bad for the team not named Boston.

For example: Nashville trading a beast of a 3rd liner with 2nd line upside for a depth dman they have zero use for
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Aug. 3, 2022 at 8:32 a.m.
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Guri for a fourth and career AHL player. Seems legit
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Aug. 4, 2022 at 1:54 p.m.
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Coyotes- “ we are here for the rebuild”

-proceeds to trade Boston 4 second round picks lol
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