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DRINK UP

Created by: DoBap
Initial Creation Date: Aug. 26, 2022
Published: Aug. 27, 2022
Team: 2022-23 Toronto Maple Leafs
Description
Enjoy the wedding CoachCoach!
Trades
1.
TOR
  1. 2023 1st round pick (CBJ)
CBJ
  1. Kerfoot, Alexander
Additional Details:
Kerfoot's a 50 point centre, easily worth a first
2.
TOR
  1. 2023 1st round pick (SEA)
  2. 2024 1st round pick (SEA)
SEA
  1. Holl, Justin
Additional Details:
6'4 Right shot Dman, worth at least 2 firsts
3.
TOR
  1. Kane, Patrick ($5,250,000 retained)
CHI
  1. 2024 2nd round pick (TOR)
Additional Details:
Kane is regressing, value isn't as high
4.
TOR
  1. Zadina, Filip
DET
  1. 2024 7th round pick (OTT)
Additional Details:
Zadina's a bust, but I'll take him off your hands
5.
TOR
  1. Bertuzzi, Tyler ($2,375,000 retained)
DET
  1. Engvall, Pierre
Additional Details:
Bertuzzi can't even play in Canada, only want him for road games
6.
TOR
  1. Husso, Ville ($2,375,000 retained)
DET
  1. Murray, Matt
Additional Details:
Detroit needs an upgrade in net
7.
TOR
  1. Weegar, MacKenzie
CGY
  1. 2023 3rd round pick (OTT)
Additional Details:
1/3
8.
TOR
  1. Crouse, Lawson
ARI
  1. 2023 3rd round pick (TOR)
Additional Details:
2/3
9.
TOR
  1. Miller, J.T. ($2,625,000 retained)
VAN
  1. 2025 3rd round pick (TOR)
Additional Details:
3/3
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$82,500,000$79,143,116$212,500$0$3,356,884
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Bunting, Michael
$950,000
LW
UFA - 1
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Matthews, Auston
$11,640,250
C
UFA - 2
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Kane, Patrick
-$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 1
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Nylander, William
$6,962,366
RW, LW
UFA - 2
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Tavares, John
$11,000,000
C, LW
NMC
UFA - 3
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Marner, Mitchell
$10,903,000
RW
UFA - 3
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Bertuzzi, Tyler
$0
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Miller, J.T.
$2,625,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Zadina, Filip
$1,825,000
RW, LW
RFA - 3
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Crouse, Lawson
$4,300,000
LW, RW
UFA - 5
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Kämpf, David
$1,500,000
C
UFA - 1
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Järnkrok, Calle
$2,100,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Rielly, Morgan
$7,500,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 8
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Liljegren, Timothy
$1,400,000
RD
RFA - 2
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Samsonov, Ilya
$1,800,000
G
RFA - 1
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Muzzin, Jake
$5,625,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 2
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Brodie, TJ
$5,000,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 2
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Husso, Ville
$2,375,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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Giordano, Mark
$800,000
LD
UFA - 2
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Weegar, MacKenzie
$3,250,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1

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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:00 p.m.
#1
MoreHitzSeider
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This sounds familiar! 😁

(Takes a shot)

😂
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:01 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
This sounds familiar! 😁

(Takes a shot)

😂

I think there's more than one there 😂
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:07 p.m.
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Selling low on Holl. Easily worth Makar ++. Makar isn’t 6’4
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:07 p.m.
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laugh Zadina a bust, We'll wait for the next 2-3 years under a new coaching scheme. before we decide that he's a bust.

Engvall for Bertuzzi, Don't even insult our intelligence.

Murray is worthless and can't stay healthy, We'll gladly just keep Husso.

Funny part yet, This dude thinking that Kerfoot is worth a 1st and Holl worth 2 1st round picks.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:12 p.m.
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Quoting: HockeyIsMyPassion61
laugh Zadina a bust, We'll wait for the next 2-3 years under a new coaching scheme. before we decide that he's a bust.

Engvall for Bertuzzi, Don't even insult our intelligence.

Murray is worthless and can't stay healthy, We'll gladly just keep Husso.

Funny part yet, This dude thinking that Kerfoot is worth a 1st and Holl worth 2 1st round picks.


It's sarcasm from a post I made yesterday. Each time you hear it then you take a shot game.

Last season we would've become alcoholics from each time we heard Petry to Detroit.
Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:13 p.m.
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Edited Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:22 p.m.
Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
It's sarcasm from a post I made yesterday. Each time you hear it then you take a shot game.


Well then that makes sense now.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:14 p.m.
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Quoting: Warpbox
Selling low on Holl. Easily worth Makar ++. Makar isn’t 6’4


I'd argue that it will take Makar plus Byram plus 2 first round picks to get Holl.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:19 p.m.
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If Oliver brjorkstrand didn’t get a first kerfoot won’t get one
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:21 p.m.
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Quoting: capsfan2121
If Oliver brjorkstrand didn’t get a first kerfoot won’t get one


It's sarcasm.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:23 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
It's sarcasm.


I should’ve looked at the other trades first
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:25 p.m.
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Really undercutting yourself with that Jackets trade. Come on, you can’t be less delusional than Canucks fans. Don’t you also want Kent Johnson along with the first??
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:37 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
It's sarcasm from a post I made yesterday. Each time you hear it then you take a shot game.

Last season we would've become alcoholics from each time we heard Petry to Detroit.


I think you mean those of us who aren't already alcoholics! I can already feel the hangover from this post!
Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:37 p.m.
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I think you mean those of us who aren't already alcoholics! I can already feel the hangover from this post!


😂

Edit: A young co-worker of mine (Leafs fan) was once worried about his drinking. So he asked me a question. "How do I know if I'm an alcoholic or not?"

I answered "Have you ever woken up in your own urine?" He says "no."

I said "Then you're not an alcoholic."

😁
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:56 p.m.
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These are the absolute greatest most sensible trades. They benefit both teams, but Holl for Makar and three firsts. The extra first is to dump makar, because he takes up 9m in cap. It would be nice if Kaprizov was included.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 3:59 p.m.
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Quoting: Letsgoleafs
These are the absolute greatest most sensible trades. They benefit both teams, but Holl for Makar and three firsts. The extra first is to dump makar, because he takes up 9m in cap. It would be nice if Kaprizov was included.


Best part is Dubie gets to keep all 5 of his Coredashians. 😁
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 4:16 p.m.
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This is literally the first post now that the ceremony is over. I’m driving the booze to the ceremony, and it’s about to be all over lol.

@DoBap you son of a ***** haha
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 4:29 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
It's sarcasm from a post I made yesterday. Each time you hear it then you take a shot game.

Last season we would've become alcoholics from each time we heard Petry to Detroit.

No, this is a well researched, very well thoughtout, realistic, and highly probable likelihood. My analytical analysis goes far beyond anything that anyone else can possibly comprehend.
Aug. 27, 2022 at 4:35 p.m.
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Quoting: CoachCoach
This is literally the first post now that the ceremony is over. I’m driving the booze to the ceremony, and it’s about to be all over lol.

DoBap you son of a ***** haha

Bottoms up 😁
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 5:13 p.m.
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Quoting: HockeyIsMyPassion61
laugh Zadina a bust, We'll wait for the next 2-3 years under a new coaching scheme. before we decide that he's a bust.

Engvall for Bertuzzi, Don't even insult our intelligence.

Murray is worthless and can't stay healthy, We'll gladly just keep Husso.

Funny part yet, This dude thinking that Kerfoot is worth a 1st and Holl worth 2 1st round picks.


My brother in Christ it is a joke
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 5:15 p.m.
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Obvious troll post
Aug. 27, 2022 at 5:30 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
😂

Edit: A young co-worker of mine (Leafs fan) was once worried about his drinking. So he asked me a question. "How do I know if I'm an alcoholic or not?"

I answered "Have you ever woken up in your own urine?" He says "no."

I said "Then you're not an alcoholic."

😁


One of my Dad's favorite jokes:

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A drunk doesn't have to go to all those f<><>ing meetings.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 5:48 p.m.
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Obvious troll post

You just can't comprehend my genius.
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 5:50 p.m.
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Quoting: OldNYIfan
One of my Dad's favorite jokes:

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A drunk doesn't have to go to all those f<><>ing meetings.


😁
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Aug. 27, 2022 at 7:20 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
Best part is Dubie gets to keep all 5 of his Coredashians. 😁


I guess that's good unless your Bruce Jenner.
Aug. 27, 2022 at 7:22 p.m.
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I guess that's good unless your Bruce Jenner.


That's Shanny.
 
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