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Coax him out of retirement for a devilishly good time

Created by: tmlfan4life
Team: 2022-23 New Jersey Devils
Initial Creation Date: Jan. 19, 2023
Published: Jan. 19, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Sure, he might be 48... but Jagr is still playing, but that's neither here nor there. We were robbed of the opportunity to see Satan in a Devils jersey, and it would've been the most conveniently epic thing ever.
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Satan, Miroslav
1$850,000
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Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
24$82,500,000$81,168,292$0$1,465,000$1,331,708
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 5
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
UFA - 8
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$5,450,000$5,450,000
RW, LW
UFA - 1
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$7,250,000$7,250,000
C
UFA - 5
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$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RW, LW
RFA - 3
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$3,200,000$3,200,000
LW
UFA - 1
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$975,000$975,000
C
RFA - 1
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$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$400,000$400K)
RW, C
RFA - 2
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$2,375,000$2,375,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$874,125$874,125
C, LW
RFA - 1
Satan, Miroslav
$850,000$850,000
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$863,333$863,333
LW
RFA - 2
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$2,000,000$2,000,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$750,000$750,000
RW
RFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$3,166,667$3,166,667
LD
UFA - 1
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$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 6
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$3,400,000$3,400,000
G
UFA - 3
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$1,125,000$1,125,000
LD
UFA - 1
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$4,166,666$4,166,666
RD
UFA - 1
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$2,800,000$2,800,000
G
UFA - 1
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$1,100,000$1,100,000
LD/RD, LW
UFA - 2
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$795,000$795,000 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
LD
RFA - 1
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$789,167$789,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
LD
RFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
UFA - 5
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$4,125,000$4,125,000
G
UFA - 1
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$825,000$825,000
RW
UFA - 1

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Jan. 19, 2023 at 1:44 p.m.
#1
Stats Are For Losers
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Lol.
Jan. 19, 2023 at 1:55 p.m.
#2
GO KNIGHTS GO
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I was expecting Zajac or Greene, but this…this is special.
Jan. 19, 2023 at 2:07 p.m.
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cautious optimism
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The merch money would print itself. Even for one game, it would be amazing.
Jan. 19, 2023 at 2:33 p.m.
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Existing
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Imagine if this actually happened for one game, but he would just be in the Jersey jersey.
Jan. 19, 2023 at 3:34 p.m.
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I feel like i want to buy some of whatever hallucinogenic drug you are taking
Jan. 19, 2023 at 3:48 p.m.
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Quoting: DevilsInDisguise
I feel like i want to buy some of whatever hallucinogenic drug you are taking


It's called Believing
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Jan. 19, 2023 at 3:50 p.m.
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Quoting: tmlfan4life
It's called Believing


man they have really stopped trying with the names of these drugs anymore
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Jan. 19, 2023 at 3:56 p.m.
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Quoting: DevilsInDisguise
man they have really stopped trying with the names of these drugs anymore


Well, Blue Swede introduced me to Believing, and it's a hell of a drug
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Jan. 19, 2023 at 5:02 p.m.
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Quoting: tmlfan4life
Well, Blue Swede introduced me to Believing, and it's a hell of a drug


And here i thought cocaine was a helluva drug
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